carlthecheeseburger
carlthecheeseburger
Carl the Cheeseburger
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carlthecheeseburger · 10 days ago
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Happy Father's Day to Big Floyd! I'm celebrating with Big Carl today, you guys want to come over later tonight? We're going to pick up some in-n-out and watch a movie, Big Carl's pick.
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carlthecheeseburger · 26 days ago
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Hey Floyd, I'm so glad we went back to the Getty Museum today! There were even more flowers in the garden and I got a perfect, head-on shot of Vincent van Gogh's Irises. I'm so exhausted and it was worth every step.
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carlthecheeseburger · 28 days ago
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Hey Floyd, my mom says this food court used to be a Sears and Roebuck, whatever that was.
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carlthecheeseburger · 29 days ago
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Hey Floyd, look at all the gummy burgers and fries. I hope nobody tries to eat us.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, I had fun at the dig site and writing our names in the Proto-Sinaitic/Canaanite alphabet. I know they didn't have a Y letter equivalent, but I like your letter E substitute. It makes your name look cool.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, let's get that blue cat.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, I'm so glad you were feeling better today. Look at us, we're just like Diane Von Furstenberg's models.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, I'm sorry you were feeling so sick today. We'll go back to the Getty again when you're feeling better.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, look at my dog. How did he crawl up here? Why is he crushing my suitcase? Where does he think he's going? Just wondering.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, I'm so glad you came to California with me. I hope you're hungry cause I am. Let's pick some sushi for dinner tonight and maybe something for lunch tomorrow too.
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carlthecheeseburger · 1 month ago
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Hey Floyd, I survived my first year in college and you did too. I'm so happy to see you again! Let's go make some trouble.
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carlthecheeseburger · 2 months ago
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Revenge of the Fifth!
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carlthecheeseburger · 2 months ago
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Hey Floyd, May the Fourth be with you! I'm hanging out with Chewbacca today and we're going to watch A New Hope tonight. I hope your day is filled with Star Wars fun.
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carlthecheeseburger · 2 months ago
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Happy Free Comic Book Day Floyd! This is the first year we haven't been able to go together, so I took a bunch of photos for you. I hope you found a shop in Reno, if not, you can read mine when you get back to Vegas. Miss you.
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carlthecheeseburger · 2 months ago
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Happy Easter Floyd! I've been overwhelmed with homework and papers and projects and the dystopian nightmare that is unfolding around us, but I had some time to make some new friends. Meet Kyler the Lime Axolotl and Benito the Blueberry Cow! Can you imagine being food and an animal? I think I'll just stay a cheeseburger.
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carlthecheeseburger · 3 months ago
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Hey Floyd, I think it would take me my entire life to eat one of these bunnies and, no joke, the one on the right looks like it wants to eat me.
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carlthecheeseburger · 3 months ago
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Happy Squishdate Floyd! I'm so excited that our classic selves' squishdate has arrived. Happy 5th my friend.
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