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Definitely heard people boast about Vance's "ties to Appalachia" - no, he's from Ohio. Like an hour north of Cincinnati. Calm down and take several fucking seats.

They’re trying to use “Tampon Tim” as an insult for Tim Walz because he (checks notes) “[required] public schools to provide [free] menstrual products — including pads and tampons — to students in 4th through 12th grades.” (per NPR)

Uh… okay?

Next they’re going to start calling him “Free Lunch Tim” or “started a GSA club in the 90’s Tim” or “State Championship Football Coach Tim” like ???

Republicans have left reality. Their party is in tatters and those who remain have no clue whatsoever how to connect with average voters. They knew once (specifically in 2012 after Mitt Romney lost) but then they decide to cater to the lying, cheating coalition of the far-right instead… and this is what they got. A weird-ass group of pundits who are just dying to publicly state how much they hate most people in this country. Specifically how much they want them to be poor, miserable, or dead.

And yet, they still have a chance of winning.

Vote, donate, volunteer so we can have Vice President Tampon Tim Walz instead of Vice President Sociopath Elite Hillbilly JD Vance

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Among all the other stucky stuff, this can be also found over on my Patreon, full and uncensored 💦shrinkyclinks BDSM suggested by my lovely patrons ^^

(Wondering if no titty policy can handle this but we’ll see xD)

Link to my Patreon is in the bio!!! 💙💙💙

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CHLOE BENNET AS DAISY JOHNSON IN AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. SEASON TWO

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The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

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What kind of sexual?! Unclear! Not sure! But they are very confident with that answer!

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Tag yourself which official Bad Art trait are you

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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Those fingers in my hair That sly come-hither stare That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft 🎶✨

So, witchy boys, coven style. They’ll eat you alive. Happy Halloween 🎃

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Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

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Harry Potter is just less competent Kim Possible.

Hero bears a startlingly close resemblance to their same sex parent?

Best friend named Ron with a plot relevant phobia of a very specific animal? Who has brief flashes of insight and skill but is mostly just down for anything?

Extremely smart third friend who is mostly the brains of the operation and has a solution to solve most of their problems?

Dad is a wisecrack named James, Mom is a very smart and witty redhead?

Villain a pasty white man with a huge grudge boner and a murderous female sidekick who does most of the actual scary shit?

School rival/bully is a bitchy Mean Girl who is in the same sport, of which they are one of the best?

Really bad at flirting/talking to the opposite sex?

I say it again: Harry Potter is just a less competent and poorly written Kim Possible.

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Please reblog! I want a larger sample size.

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actually im curious. reblog this and tag the famous man your mom has the hots for. my mom is really into shemar moore and ryan reynolds