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Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

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“stardew valley is a fun and relaxing game,” i say as i load up an 80 page guide as well as multiple wiki pages open. “this is causing me no stress, i swear,” i insist. ive got graph paper detailing my farm plans. i have tables with all the villagers’ favorite gifts and their birthdays so they can all like me.

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get to know me meme ♡ 1/10 dreamroles ♡ jenna hunterson, waitress.   

i don’t love you, earl. i haven’t in a very long time. i want a divorce. [that’s not funny, jenna] no-one’s laughing. i want you the hell out of my life. [you ain’t never gonna leave me] watch me. [you’re gonna regret this when you get home] and you’re gonna regret ever saying that! because if you ever come within six yards of us, i will flatten your sorry ass and i will enjoy doing it! now get out! before i have someone come and carry you out. 

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nooo dont unionize, youre so profitable aha

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You: This will be the best Lion King ever!!!

Me (an intellectual): Ummm...

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Me as a baby that didn’t know how to walk:

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When someone...

is willing to trace on my back, unreciprocated:

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“Not all men!”

You’re right, Lin-Manuel Miranda would never.

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You tell em, Jason Mraz.

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literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess

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vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time

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Modern Male Witch Project, by Brenna-Ivy on Tumblr and Society6

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I actually like it when people vent to me, I don’t feel like it annoys me at all. In fact it makes me feel like i’m wanted and trusted by the people around me. I enjoy helping others and giving advice to those who need it. I can honestly say i’d push anything out of the way just to listen to you vent because I know how it feels like when you have so much bottled inside of you. You’re at that point where you can’t stand it and need to finally let things out.

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