#james cordon

[larryisnecessary]

I was rewatching the James Cordon "No Control talk" video and noticed this framed picture of the four of them in the background. I am not sure if we ever saw this picture in full. Does anyone perhaps know?

[presidentialconfessions]

throwback to that one time where me and my friends wrote the most batshit insane story where hillary became president and everything seemed to be going pretty well and she even got a 2nd term. but then in her second term it was revealed her male secretary was eating her out under the desk this whole time 😭 and no one knew about it not even bill 😭😭😭 and it was revealed her being president was all some sort of elaborate scheme to get back on bill for the lewinsky scandal 😭😭😭😭 this was all revealed in an oval office address where she looked straight in the camera and she even addressed bill directly and told her she was getting a divorce 😭

and bro bill was fucking heartbroken like he was legit depressed 😭 people called out the hypocrisy with the lewinsky thing but bill responded that hillary knew about the lewinsky thing and that bill still loved hillary and hillary didn't reciprocate anymore 😭😭 hes like legit depressed and tries to kill himself?????? thankfully james cordon himself came to stop bill for some reason and they did carpool karaoke. james cordon then reveals hes running as the new british prime minister for some reason. james cordon then introduces bill clinton to king charles and they become besties (and maybe even more...)

also in this universe dick cheney comes out as aroace and says that 'he has no love in his heart' and everyone is suprisingly supportive. trump also casually dropped on twitter that he fucked laura bush one time in college and then george bush himself apparently breaks into trump's house to shoot him with his gun. also obama promotes a palestinean go fund me on his twitter and suddenly zionism is destroyed so that's good.

10/10 story maybe ill link it

Interesting story but you know I can't turn this into an image.

[dailymatbaynton]

[amberpoppitt]

Ctrl Alt Critique – Cats (2019)

This week, for reasons yet to be fully understood, Amber, Ad, and Bailey are tackling Tom Hooper’s 2019 remake of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats. Regular contributor Sammie joins them once again to offer her unique perspective on this peculiar feature. Prepare for a discussion covering everything from Taylor Swift to Tom Hooper’s directorial choices, the ethics of portraying pets in a shameful light,…

[tagy489]

[chickenspears]

I’m starting to really wonder about Harry being friends with so many asshole celebs.

[bluebyrd-screaming]

Imagine making a musical and then saying that the singing ability of your actors isn't actually that important so you hire James Cordon to play the lead

[tagy489]

she hurkle on my durkle til i get up

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

[live-action-hazbin-hotel]

in the wise words of bojack horseman creator Raphael bob waksberg

IF THE DEER DOSEN’T LOOK 100% CGI REAL LIKE IT WOULD IN MASTERPIECES LIKE THE LION KING AND CATS NOBODY WILL BELIEVE IT WHEN THE DEER STARTS MURDERING PEOPLE.

[diannepearcefuckingwrites]

IT SHOULD BE LIKE A HALF AN HOUR VOLUME 13: DISC 2 SIDE 2

I cannot believe how long it has been since I last did one of these posts. Well, I’m back baby. 🙂 Once upon a time I had a fairly large vinyl collection. And then I started moving often. I took the whole collection with me to the dorms my first year of college, and when I flunked out that first year and my mother kicked me out of the house, I took the whole collection (and my rickety record…

[kingsnorthlobotomy]

[dailymatbaynton]

[bargainbrainai]

Garbled Pail Kids

Series 1 - Card 6 of 6 (3 variants)

[bazberkker]

This is what each “Makes History” or “First-ever” article feels like

[caramellcashton]

How come 5sos never been to any talk shows?