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They’re cold

My feet may be cold, but they will never be as cold as my lungs.

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Cool yeah one sec.,

My feet may be cold, but they will never be as cold as my lungs.

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Can I check for you? Just in case?

My feet may be cold, but they will never be as cold as my lungs.

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I have some bad news for you

you: wears a bealt.  Sideways.

me: now  THAT*S a hot take

still me: I have several questions

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👱‍♂️🚬 nothing can hurt me now fcukers

Don’t commit cigarette kids

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Don’t commit cigarette kids

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H.,,,,

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Hey..

Don’t commit cigarette kids

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Spelling bee would be so bad half of the comedy is literally about having audience volunteers

Musical Movie Adaptations

I feel like there are roughly three categories of musicals when talking about possible film adaptations. There are the ones like In The Heights or Into The Woods that have the potential to be great movies because there’s nothing in them that 100% ties them to the stage and they already have cinematic qualities. There are the ones like Hadestown and Spring Awakening that rely so much on the atmosphere and the energy of the audience that turning them into films could ruin that spark of something that makes them good in the first place, but would also be gorgeous on film if done correctly. And then you’ve got. Y’know. Cats and shows like it that are fundamentally dubious adaptation material because their theatricality is part of what makes them work.

Anyway.

Category One: “Would Make Beautiful Movies”

Dear Evan Hansen

Wicked

The Light in the Piazza

Tuck Everlasting

Category Two: “Could be Gorgeous, but Easily Ruined”

Hadestown

Hamilton

Spring Awakening

Next To Normal

Come From Away

Bandstand

Category Three: “Adapt at Your Own Risk”

Fun Home

Merrily We Roll Along

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

The Book of Mormon

Falsettos

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I’m on both sides of the spectrum when it comes to emotional advice? I fucking riot when someone tells me to “✨stop being nervous!✨” but if someone ELSE is anxious? You fucking bet that’s the best advice I’m giving I just have no idea what to say

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Imagine a scene in a movie or something w a torture device but instead of screaming the victim just goes ow ow ow

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I am a simple man.!...

I am yelled at?. I crie

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“I SAY GOD IS DEAD!”

(Shocked gasps)

the crucible by arthur miller except it’s shot like a sitcom

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Typing “party” sucks

The last three letters are right next to each other on the keyboard so i always go too far and mess it up and have to redo it and it just makes me really not want to party anymore

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That scene in the original matrix where agent smith shoots neo over and over but I’m neo and I eat all the bullets before they kill me

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Thanks for the responses guys! it’s good to know my social life is as inept online as it is in reality! xoxo

Who wants to be my friend

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Who wants to be my friend

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Just finished the eigth Harry Potter book

It was such a good ending to the other ones. The seventh kind of let me down but this last one really made it worth it. Any fans wanna discuss?