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caspian-oc · 3 months
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Female Rage except it’s Pandora screaming at Dumbledore after Regulus died.
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caspian-oc · 4 months
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Grover: “So, thank you for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers.”
This quote will be living rent from in my mind from now on
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caspian-oc · 4 months
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"I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mortal once more."
Alright. Go off, king.
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caspian-oc · 5 months
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Sirius: *says something really intelligent at lunch*
Remus: *impressed* Huh, that was actually... that was really well put, Pads.
Sirius: *licks a spoon and hangs it from his nose* Anybody wanna see how long I can balance this thing?
Remus: *sighing* Aaaand there he is.
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caspian-oc · 6 months
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james: *is sad*
regulus: *awkwardly* um, i’ve got a joke to cheer you up?
james: you? a joke?
regulus: um, yeah
regulus: don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das and das not good
james: oh my god
james: *at the top of his lungs*
OH MY GOD REGULUS JUST TOLD A JOKE
sirius: *in the astronomy tower* OH MY GOD NO WAY
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caspian-oc · 6 months
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facebook is a marauders fan too LMAO
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caspian-oc · 6 months
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Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.
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caspian-oc · 6 months
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James: It's very unhealthy to bottle up all your negative feelings.
Regulus: I know. That's why I bottle up the positive ones too.
James:
Regulus: So they cancel out.
James:
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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some people will try to lie to you and gaslight you, they’ll say “it’s okay that you don’t ship wolfstar”
don’t believe them, it is not okay and i’ve already called the police
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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Sirius: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours.
Remus: What? Why?
Sirius: Well, I picked you-
Sirius: You on the other hand, picked me
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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when you saw me lying in a pool of blood
and in your hand you gripped a dagger
did you feel any guilt?
and if you did was it before or after you got me to apologise for staining your already dirty sneakers?
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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Lily: what are you doing with my child
Marlene, holding baby harry out a window by his ankle: you’ve seen babies. you can chuck those things around. he’s been around since july, he can fall on his face.
Lily: remind me to never let you near him again
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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by artemisdragcn on instagram <3
“he’s gone, James…. Regulus, he’s gone” 😭😭😭😭😭
just wanted to say that this effectively ruined my day, my night, and possibly my week, thanks.
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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Regulus: Sirius, I have to tell you something. It’s important.
Sirius: Oh? What is it?
Regulus: I kissed your best friend.
Sirius: You kissed Remus?
James, gasps: I’m not your best friend?
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.
sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.
sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.
marlene: you’re a fool.
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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I'm actually so sad right now I don't know what do. I hope he's in a better place, wishing the best for his loved ones 💜💜
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caspian-oc · 7 months
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modern wolfstar au except it’s a conversation between me and my boyfriend
sirius: you know how you analyse me based on my favourite movies. guess what lego ninjago says about me
remus: do i really need to say anything
sirius: no you don’t. it’s bc i’m secretly a cool ninja
remus: so not the family issues or the fact that you feel the need to watch children movies because you never got a healthy childhood
sirius: no, it’s because i’m a ninja obviously
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