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yeah

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realizing i am thinking about you instead of the audiobook and going back 15 seconds on the libby app. realizing i am thinking about you instead of the groceries and i have been in this aisle forever, just staring at bread choices. realizing i am only on instagram to send you things. realizing i am thinking about you in the middle of my morning routine like you pardon the early hour just by existing.

little hopscotch moments where i get to nest in the memory of you. i get stuck, candycoated in the sound of your voice. the shape of your hands. the little spray of freckles over your cheeks. your hair fanned across my bedsheets. realizing i am thinking about you instead of applying for jobs. realizing i am thinking about you instead of writing poems. realizing the sound of your name has become a second heartbeat somewhere in the rabbit warren of me.

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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

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Hm Actually. here are two oil paintings i did in the first half of september

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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BRO. I just got fined for missing initiation, and I was literally there. Like brother I am the ritual chair I picked up the flowers I picked up the dessert. I had to do a really long speech to the initiates. I HAD TO SET UP THE NIGHT BEFORE AND GET THERE AN HOUR EARLIER THAN THE EARLIEST ARRIVAL TIME I ALSO HAD TO STAY BEHIND TO ORGANIZE AND OUT EVERYTHIGN AWAY MOVING ALL THE HEAVY BOXES AND FOLDING AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF GARMENTS

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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my favorite part of utena is that she in fact did not study the blade, she was just so good at basketball that it by proxy made her awesome at sword fighting, in fact better at sword fighting than the people sword fighting their entire lives. the most jock of all time

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my idiot hatchling

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ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

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stop that's so funny 💀

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hating furries is just a silencer on the gun that is hating on lgbt+ tbh

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I couldn’t help myself. I’ve read about him being scammed too many times as of late. He can NOT understand how the financial world works (understandably). 😭

I put some time and effort into this, enjoy

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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

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I love her bad temper and mean words <3<3 rip every spinoff and adaptation but I'm different