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Art by Yuming Li

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L + lament + lament + unskilled + unchivalrous + you lost to land squirts. goodbye

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update: we finished all the hobbit films! i love the dwarves and orcs and wish they could be friends. unfortunately i dont think this will happen. also cate blanchett can just do that banishing thing, right?

very excited to spend another nine and a half hours asking my dad impossibly specific questions about worldbuilding like "do they have religion" and "do the orcs spawn in like that or is there an entire society and culture we havent seen yet"

i’m watching all of the hobbit and lord of the rings movies w my dad over the next few weeks. just finished the first one, off to a good start!

didn’t realize bro’s name was ACTUALLY bilbo baggins. genuinely thought that was a bit

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Hey do you remember?

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man i really just had to hit my head on my way into the uber share. with this cute guy sittin next to me and everything. i am a fucking disaster

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criteria to get me interested apparently:

green

funny but a little cringe

insane

goop (optional but preferred)

silly little guy

kinda pathetic

ambiguous homosexuality

whats wrong with me

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guy i have a crush on looks exactly like this

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we should all know less about one another. or better yet let's all start lying so then if someone says something batshit it's just part of a big joke and we can pretend to be happy

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i’m watching all of the hobbit and lord of the rings movies w my dad over the next few weeks. just finished the first one, off to a good start!

didn’t realize bro’s name was ACTUALLY bilbo baggins. genuinely thought that was a bit

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haven't had a coherent thought in approximately twenty minutes i am going to EXPLODE no one look at me

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oh i’m actually SO excruciatingly normal about. because it’s normal. and

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Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

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this is a controversial take but I think everything's gonna be all right. let's just keep going, I'm sure it'll be worth it

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i... can feel all the blood in my body

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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hey dude im going through a really rough patch can i please crash on your couch for a couple of days i just have a suitcase full of clothes and like a thousand skeleton warriors