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Tumblr posted its first advertisements in May 2012 and subsequently earned $13M in revenue.
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There is an uncomfortable amount of Vladimir Putin love happening on Facebook.
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Water found
This just in, NASA’s study published today reveals that they’ve found liquid water on Mars. It’s confirmed.
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Ahmed Mohamed's clock looked like shit.
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Would you ever like to climb Everest?
I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.
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way to go you god damn idiot egg
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Explaining Periods to Aliens
Person: Nearly half of the population has liquid that sustains life spill from their pelvis region for around a week every month.
Alien: Okay, that sounds fake, but okay.
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Someone needs to stop Buzzfeed... Could Vice be our only hope???
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On my home planet, we don't believe in the same gods humans believe in. Instead, we believe in a reality television host who watches every intimate detail of our lives and passes sassy judgement and makes cruel jokes at our expense to a live cosmic studio audience.
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I left for a day and this is what I found. Everyone's opinion aside, I think the conversation got derailed.
Let’s be real: we should all feel comfortable in our own bodies. But let’s not pretend that being overweight doesn’t put you at a greater risk for health complications.
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Being bigger does increase your risk of health trouble Idk how anyone can argue that?? You didn't say "all fat people are unhealthy pigs that never move" like, you were just honest You ARE aware that someone can be fat and over all healthy and active, right? So I'm one fat girl that isn't mad at you But be careful what you say to fat sassy girls They'll destroy you
I appreciate it that you are self actualized enough to be real. But I also understand why so many people are defensive about their weight, as I am sure they are reminded of it daily in some sort of unsavory way, which is unfortunate. But my sass is otherworldly. Nobody can compete
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