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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube
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I can relate too hard
ravenclaws might have read the entire library backwards but they still need someone to tell them which way the dorm is every time
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Why is it possible to get a spot on your vagina!? I keep it clean af! My boyfriend can't complain anymore about the spots on his back hurting, because that was excruciating.
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There was a car behind us on the motorway the other day that looked like a cardboard cutout. Freaky af.
It’s Impressive To See Something Computer Generated Look Realistic But It’s Even More Bewildering To See Something Real That Looks Computer Generated
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That got misheard
"Have you got a D? Try sliding one up two frets"
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Running club stalled by Media City Snowmen
Running club stalled by Media City Snowmen
This article was originally posted on SalfordNow.co.uk on 22 November, 2018.
Salford Quays’ Great Run Local group is at a standstill tonight as Media City’s first Christmas light switch-on will block their regular route.
The group run regular weekly routes through the Quays, with 2k and 5k options available depending on your level.
They were scheduled to run tonight, but it has been disrupted…
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If a hurricane sucked in a septic tank it would literally be a shitstorm.
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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
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Why do I not remember this episode oh my god I'm dying
Dracula: Costume?
Miss McCauley: Well, I’m the Bride of Dracula. Muahahahaa!
Dracula: *giggling*
Young Dracula S4E02
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That time I contemplated tampon options dressed as Priestly from Ten Inch Hero.
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