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we’ve had a double album theory every release since lover i’m BEGGING y’all to drop it

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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LISTEN I was gonna start reading dune and accidentally started the count of monte cristo so idk what to tell you

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"I love Jennifer Lawrence more than farting."

-My boyfriend, Cards Against Humanity

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You can stand on your soapbox all night long but I just want to you know that it's made of cardboard.

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You can stand on your soapbox all night long but I just want to you know that it's made of cardboard.

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"All of my morals are wrapped in pickles."

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'"Favorite" and "redhead" don't usually go in the same sentence.'

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My cousin: What are bridesmaids?

My aunt: Someone who has to wear an ugly dress to make the bride look prettier.

My cousin: What if the bridesmaids are prettier then?

My aunt: They win the groom.

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My bat has scoliosis!

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The S in bisexual is for Supernatural

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Can you believe we are 27 Days away from 2022?!

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My aunt: How do y'all want your beds in the tent set up?

7 year old cousin: Don't care, do it your own way, girlboss!!

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"Can someone please get the pickle off of the floor?!"

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"It's never too early for teenage angst."

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Random classmate: I'm a quesadilla without the que and illa