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rating: E

wordcount: 2448

part 1 of 'when in rome'

gist: no-Voltron scifi AU. Keith gets double-teamed in an X-rated underground fight club by a sexbot and the goofiest possibly-a-stalker he's ever met.

originally written for TopLanceWeek 2022 on twt. somehow since then it has spiraled into an entire AU of the "smut from the jump, slowburn feelings" variety

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Sleepy klance, they so deserve it after season 8

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Chapters: 6/10 Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sokka/Zuko (Avatar) Characters: Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Iroh (Avatar), Ozai (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Toph Beifong, Long Feng, Piandao (Avatar) Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Princes & Princesses, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Prisoner of War, Captivity, Firelord Consort Sokka (Avatar), Forced Marriage, Consorts - Freeform, Concubines, Plans, Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining, Fire Nation Royal Family, Plotting and scheming, Dubious Consent, Consent, Courtship, Marriage Contracts, Marriage of Convenience, Light Angst, Zuko is an Awkward Turtleduck, Pining, Ozai Being an Asshole (Avatar), Frottage, Hand Jobs, Love Bites, Manhandling, Swordplay, Blow Jobs Summary:

Sokka is captured by the Fire Nation just as Ba Sing Se falls. Due to be executed on Fire Lord Ozai’s orders, Zuko steps in and claims Sokka as his war prize, taking him as his First Consort.

It’s not a match made in heaven, but more of a fight to the finish line. Sokka wants to be free and Zuko wants to take down Ozai. Neither of them know if the Avatar lives, but they need to work together if they want to succeed.

There’s just the small matter of both of them having to convince the Fire Nation court that they are lovers, rather than mortal enemies…

New chapter is up! Enjoy some plotting and sexy times!

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@caeseria-k >_>

Heeeyyy horny mfs! Thanks to all the interest you’ve shown in our vibe check post, we’ve decided to go FULL STEAM AHEAD on our Zukka nsfw event…. Please welcome the inaugural ZUKKA THIRST event! 💦

This is a fully NSFW event that celebrates all the good, bad, and naughty that fandom has to give. Creators and commenters alike are welcome to join and we’re so keen to quench your thirst 😈

Details will come shortly but first let’s get an idea of when people are free. We envision this will be a weekend and we’ll make an effort to avoid existing event dates. But as a preliminary check, please let us know which month you’d prefer. Because of the greater time burden on them, we also ask that creators only vote for now:

— ash, chip, rana & reikah 😘

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it is very important to me that lance makes keith laugh

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Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.

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knights i guess idk im procrastinating doing homework

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its uh titts out monday (i think) In case you don't know, there is this really entertaining and spicy fic @ranilla-bean wrote named Nip It in the Bud.

zuko sure wasn't subtle and sokka an absolute gentleman.

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cropped Keith out because I don’t like the way he turned out in this lol

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#klance

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ALRIGHT.

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oh my god these bitches gay

Sketch Dump

Bonus:

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hit me with your killshot, baby

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before you go

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A scene from "rip, reuse, recycle" by @cbird-rabble

Give it a read, it's awesome 😍

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