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MONTHLY REC LIST: MARCH EDITION
We've got so many great fics to recommend for you this month! Some are ongoing wips, some completed longfics, and some oneshots. As always be sure to check the tags on AO3, reader discretion is advised! If you check out any of the works listed here please be sure to leave a kudos and a comment to show your support đ«¶
Coming Around Again by @eemamminy-art | E | Alex/M Player (36/69)
Boys Night by @lumineve-isonline | M | Other (9/9)
easy like sunday morning by @burekforsatoru | E | Sebastian/F Player (1/1)
Soldier On by @ababanerb | E | Sebastian/F Player (9/?)
House Call by @5cs-fanart-and-misc | E | Harvey/F Player
comfort crush by @benjineedssleep | E | Sam/Sebastian (1/1)
Melody of Memory by @aziminohi1992 | T | Lance/F Player (1/1)
Affliction, Bliss, and A Second First Kiss by @ursulanoodles | E | Multi F/M (107/?)
Boys Will Be Boys by @superpyodan | M | Alex/Male Player (49/49)
The Words We Never Say by @kellycataclysm | E | Harvey/F Player (39/40)
Painting a Different Picture by @annetastic1981a | M | Sebastian/Leah (4/4)
Splatter-Paint Freckles (Day 28: Portrait) by @shortysus4 | G | Gen (1/1)
Lean In & Let Go by @exoticlittlebird | E | Alex/Sebastian (2/2)
JojaMart Bathroom (Sam) by @neetily | E | Sam/F Player (1/1)
Unsettled Dust of the Valley by @glazedsnail | M | Shane/F Player (29/?)
Sunnyside by F0xofspades | M | Shane/F Player (7/?)
Aprons, Ambition, Arousal by @celestial-citrus-writes | E | Multi F/M (3/8) | Crossover: Kaichou wa Maid-sama!
Sunshine on a Cloudy Day by @randomsquirrel | T | Sam/Sebastian (1/1)
A Little Dream of Him by @nebraskashouse | E | Harvey/F Player (1/1)
Hell Finds You Everywhere by @angel-with-an-assbutt22 | E | Multi F/M (9/?)
What Do a Frog and a Catfish Have in Common? by @halixius | T | Gen (1/?)
Personal Jesus by @sdvbraindump | E | Harvey/F Player (2/3)
Green is my favorite color on you by @adequateatbest | E | Multi F/M (28/?)
Perspective by @caelwynn | G | Haley/Leah (1/1)
Cryptid of Cybernetic Nature by @lily-alphonse | U | Wizard/Player (1/1)
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it's so easy to forget how much I like stardew valley until I start playing it again and then suddenly I've spent seven hours watering my crops and tending to my chickens
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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
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you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive
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going out tn dressed as sexy ghostface in honor of sebastian
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telling people your favorite sdv npc is kent is always a rocky slope.
they automatically assume you want him / want to ruin his marriage and I!! DONT!!!!
i just want to look at him under a microscope and inspect his brain matter and the inner machinations of his mind..
i've spent MONTHS diving into his character and analyzing him and writing a pre canon backstory..
plus, i adore him AND his wife. like?? they're literally so perfect together and it lowk makes me upset to see kent/jodi shipped with people who aren't each other..
like i even made two ocs just for the purpose of a) one of them being jodi's older brother and b) both of them being kent's best friends..
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For sum reason i feel like all my moots r famous so then when they interact w me im just like holy shit
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Aprons, Ambition, Arousal
Chapter 2: His Guiltiest Pleasure
A Sebastian x Farmer Maid Café AU
Read Chapter 1 here!
Read on AO3: Aprons, Ambition, Arousal by celestial_citrus
Rating: Mature
WC: 1,796
Summary: Our farmer waits anxiously, hoping Sebastian wonât actually show up to the maid cafĂ© the next day. Much more from Sebastian's POV; he gets a little more freaky and a lot more unhinged.
Tags/TW: Yandere!Sebastian, Possessive!Sebastian, Enemies to Lovers, Blackmail, Non-consensual Touching (but NO noncon sex), Dual POV, Sebastian's POV, Female Farmer, Sebastian x Farmer, Female OC, Humiliation, Dom!Sebastian, Slow Burn
SV characters involved: Sebastian, Gus (other chapters: Sam, Abigail Alex, Elliot) *All bachelors/bachelorettes/farmer in their mid 20s.*
Comment/ask/message for any suggestions of what you would like to see from future chapters and any thoughts on the fic!! Hope y'all enjoy! <3
Read on AO3 or keep reading below!
âWelcome, Master!â chirped Noka, bowing slightly to the guest who had just walked in. She breathed a slight sigh of relief for every guest that entered that wasnât Sebastian. She glanced at the clock as she sat the middle-aged man at a clean table.Â
6:00 pm. One more hour, and Iâll be home free. Maybe he was just bluffing. I can tell heâs got a bit of a sadistic streak, so maybe he just had his fun scaring me like that last night. Or maybe he just got bored with me and decided not to come! Yeah...
She continued to reassure herself, methodically stacking menus at the hostess stand to calm herself down. She considered having another girl cover her shift, but not only did she need the money, Noka realized that she had no idea what Sebastian was capable of. She barely slept last night, wanting to hide forever under her covers, away from the whims of the unpredictable man. Unable to shake the thought that Sebastian knew exactly how to get to the farmhouse, she figured she would have to deal with him sooner or later. Not wanting to find out what he would do if she wasnât present when he arrived at the cafĂ©, she swallowed her anxiety and tried to focus on the tasks of the day. The soft ring of the bell that dangled over the front door interrupted her spiral as she instinctively turned around to greet the new guest.
âWelcome, Master!â
Noka stopped in her tracks as she faced her nightmare.Â
âI could get used to you calling me that,â Sebastian chuckled darkly, grinning down at the girl frozen before him.Â
His taunts replaced her fear with annoyance and rage. How does he get off toying with me like this? âRight this way,â Noka gritted out, refusing to make further eye contact. His heavy boots thumped against the wooden floor as she led him through the cafĂ©. He could see her little outfit much better in the light of the little shop. His dark eyes dragged leisurely up her long, stocking-clad legs as she shuffled in front of him, her short skirt swaying from side to side. It could have hypnotized him if he watched any longer.
âWhat do you want, Sebastian?â Noka sighed, as she sat him at the most secluded table in the cafĂ©.
âHmm, Iâll just have theâŠFlounder Sashimi and a cup of Jasmine Tea,â he ordered, gazing at the menu absentmindedly. But thatâs not what Noka wanted to hear right now.
âNo, I meant, what do you want?â
Sebastian placed his menu down, leaning forward menacingly to drink in the sight before him. "Well, I think your boss is watching us right now, so maybe you should smile, dollface, and serve me. I am your master here, arenât I?â
His smooth, syrupy words embarrassed Noka to no end, but Sebastian was right. Noka could feel Danaâs gaze, probably confused as to why she was calling a customer by their name.Â
âAs you wish, sir.â Noka hissed quietly between her teeth, retreating to the kitchen in defeat.
What did he want from her?
 Sebastian had spent all night toying with the idea. While fleeting pangs of guilt and pity surfaced, they were drowned out by the rush of excitement flooding his nerves. If he had caught anyone else in such a compromising situation, he would have poked some fun at them, sure, but ultimately respected their privacy. But why should he respect someone who he knows has no care for the privacy of others? Sure, Pelican Town is small, but since when has it been acceptable to show up to peopleâs houses unannounced and intrude on their private conversations? And how does she somehow know everyoneâs favorite things? Her perfection grated on Sebastian, reminding him with every smile of his own faults-- which is probably why he got such perverse joy in exploiting this crack in her bulletproof image. This was vengeance. This was retribution. This was utterly gluttonous. This just felt... so damn good. Sebastian now had a secret that belonged to him, and him alone.
All his life, he was treated at best as an afterthought and at worst as a complete burden. He didn't get a say in his motherâs marriage to Demetrius. His dreams and interests are constantly ignored. His few friends are the ones who decide all of their activities, and he just tags along for the ride. He was stuck in place, forced to watch his life pass him by. Now, for once, he was the one in control of the circumstances.Â
And those circumstances seemed to be walking back towards him at this very moment.
Noka dropped off Sebastianâs order, and before he could think of a new retort, she hurried off to attend to her other tables. While she tried her best to ignore his presence, his eyes stalked her. As he tried the surprisingly delicious sashimi, he began to see how dutiful she was. Sebastian figured such a headstrong farmer would be trying her best to stay behind the scenes in a place like this. But here she was, flitting between tables and taking orders with a sweet smile on her face, leaving even happier customers behind. His icy demeanor began to defrost a little as he started to realize what the rest of the town saw in her. Still, his overwhelming image of Noka was as a nosy, loud, annoying suck-up with zero social awareness. However, seeing her acting so patient and sweet was such a stark difference to the farmer he thought he knew. For how much her existence pissed him off, he found himself even more enthralled. The boy had been so focused on analyzing Nokaâs every move, he didnât notice his black jeans tighten as he watched her work from behind.
Noka eventually forced herself to glance back over to Sebastianâs table. To her surprise, it was empty. She walked over to find 500g, which actually left a pretty decent tip, and a piece of folded notebook paper.Â
See you soon. -Master
She cringed hard at the way he used her words against her, wishing she never had to call him that in the first place. Luckily, it was closing time, and she saw no sign of the boy lurking near the café. She stuffed the note in her apron pocket and stalked to the locker room.
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âThank you so much, Gus, I really needed that,â Noka smiled wearily as she sipped on the last of the Pale Ale that the kind chef had gifted her.
âNo problem, Noka! You looked so exhausted, Iâm glad you stopped by on your way home!â Gus beamed back at the farmer, polishing a glass behind the counter.
âOh Yoba, is it really almost 11:00?â groaned Noka as she caught a glimpse of the clock. The day had absolutely worn her out, but instead of heading straight to bed, she wanted to drown out her endless Sebastian-related anxieties with a drink and a few rounds of Journey of the Prairie King. âI better head back to the farm. Have a good night!â she called out as she hopped off the bar stool.Â
The warm wind of the summer night was welcome on Nokaâs skin, her tank top flowing in the breeze against her shorts. The sudden breeze did, however, give her a head rush that made her realize she was definitely a bit tipsy. The town square was desolate-- unsurprising for late on a Tuesday night. She breathed in the sweet smell of grass and the river, closing her eyes in the first moment of peace sheâd had in about 30 hours.Â
But that peace was quickly interrupted by a familiar hand yanking her around the corner of the saloon, pinning her against the back wall with pale hands on either side of her head.
âOw, fuck, Sebastian, you canât keep showing up like this!â
He grinned in satisfaction. âHey, I warned you. Didnât you get my note?â
Nokaâs anxiety over the whole situation manifested quickly into annoyance. âWhat do you want now?âÂ
Sebastian sighed, almost patronizing, as if the answer should be obvious.
âI wonder how far youâll go to protect your image... Iâll tell you what, as long as you play along with what I want, no one in town has to know.â I kinda prefer to be the only one who sees that side of her anyway.Â
Noka couldnât take it anymore. âYou already creeped the shit out of me last night, then you humiliate me by making me face you at work, and now youâre stalking me? Donât you think youâve had enough fun? Why canât you just let this go and weâll leave each other alone? Why do you even care what I do?!â she protested, punctuating her pleas with a shove to Sebastianâs chest.
Sebastian stumbled back and froze for a second, stunned at her outburst. The initial shock was quickly melted by a surge of heat within him, some carnal instinct in the back of his head begging him to tame her. He lunged forward, pinning her wrists above her head to the hard wooden wall of the saloon.Â
"Well, the way I see it, youâre a bit out of control, arenât you, Noka?â he sneered, his face getting dangerously close to hers. âI see you running around town like you own the place, constantly in a rush, never stopping to care about how youâre making others feel. I think you need to be put in your place. And frankly, Iâm dying to be the one that does it.â
His strong grip pressed her arms harder into the wall, making her wince, unable to look away from his hungry eyes. Noka was speechless at his fervent words. She had no idea he had such a grudge against her. But if he hates me so much, wouldnât he get more enjoyment from spilling my secret instead of using it as an excuse to stalk me? She couldnât understand his motives or predict what his next actions would be, and thatâs what scared her the most. His low voice broke through her confusion once more.
âCâmon, whatâs worse? Playing this little game, or having everyone you know turn on you?â he threatened.
Noka looked away in acceptance. âYouâre fucking evil, Sebastian.â
He chuckled as he finally released her hands. She stepped away from the saloon, only for him to pull on her pigtails, still decorated with the white ribbons from her maid outfit. He forced her to look up at him, her glassy eyes wide and pink lips parted slightly in surprise. The sight made Sebastianâs stomach flip.
âWhat can I say? I like seeing you squirm for your master.â
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Thank you so much for reading, especially to those who left kudos on Chapter 1!! I had so much fun writing this, and this will be a multi-chapter fic. Special thanks to @stardewfanficwriters for boosting my initial query that turned into this fic :)
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help i am about to have a heart attack i just showed my bf my recent fic and he read it out loud i cannot listen to him say Sebastian's freaky dialogue i actually cannot breathe this is too much for me (suffering for the 1 extra hit of him reading it on ao3)
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maybe your fanfic doesnât have to change someoneâs life maybe it can just brighten someoneâs day for a bit
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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point
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okay if anyone asks why sam, alex, and elliot are all hanging out in the next chapter of my fic this is the source I will cite
i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact
#Fanfiction#stardew sebastian#stardew valley#sam stardew valley#alex stardew valley#stardew elliott#stardew fanfic
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the average fanfic writer experience (ft. notes to myself on my current wip)
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just ordered some weed after writing 1800 words of stardew fanfiction in one day (I'm really diving into the Sebastian headspace)
#dw guys i live in a state where it's legal and i am 21+#fanfiction#stardew fanfic#stardew sebastian
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the way my first long form fic is a Stardew Valley Maid Cafe AU đ

and the REALLY good ones will probably do it better than canon lmao
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Fanfiction writers only want one* thing and itâs disgusting
*Comments where you explain in excruciating detail how each line made you feel
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