celestialorcas

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people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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“Olethra” goes so fucking hard as a name for a trans woman though. It’s the feminine form of the ancient Greek “olethros” which means “destruction” with a positive connotation, wiping away the old to make way for something new that’s SO COOL.

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

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How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

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Anyway I'm closer to figuring out my gender after my recent mini crisis, still dont care for a specific label but I think "If the concept of a woman became The Distortion" its pretty apt

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Im gonna go insane Currently in the process of writing a new d&d campaign, and trying to browse pinterest for the right architectural vibes im looking for

*trying* is the key word cause half of the times i find the right vibe, i click to enhance the image to look at it from more than the little preview and see the dreaded "AI MODIFIED" tag

Like love that theyre pointed out now at least but i stg if theyre flagged then wheres the system to just filter them out, i NEVER wanna see them, ever ever.

Am i missing a setting thatll fix everything, or do I just need to painstakingly train my pinterest feed so that it understands if I see "AI" then I want to explode into shrapnel A firefox extension would also be nice but alas

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treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

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this lobster mixed with the Tao parts really had me questioning this-

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what's he doing here and WHERE IS GREG DAVIES

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in the future, we have computers that are basically super effective counting machines, and the counting gets so complex we can use them to communicate and display images and play music. some people make music entirely on a computer. there are these things called vocaloids, which are computerized voices that you can make sing whatever you want, and the companies that make them like to create characters to go along with each voice. this one is named miku. it's a Japanese name. yeah the Japanese will open the country back up eventually. now, we also have these undergarments called binders. they minimize the appearance of breasts and some people find that nice for gender purposes. yeah we've written a lot about the sociological concept of gender since your time. women can vote now too, it's crazy. now stay with me. there's this street in New York city called Broadway that has a ton of theaters on it and it's famous for really big musicals. and one musical is about you and your buddies rapping together. well rap is a type of music black people will invent after we make it illegal to own them. yeah sorry not sorry about that. anyway that's you

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Why do updates just suck nowadays, as a kid any kind of software update for a device was quite exciting cause itd come with an interesting cool new look and features

Just updated my phone to android 15, one ui 7 and it just broke everything? Like ive had to spend all night remaking my entire complex custom homescreen, my lockscreen now zooms in slightly when i wake my phone, and the task switcher is just different and worse?? With no way to change it back

Every company should be banned from updating things nowadays, it always sucks and they should get pebbles thrown at them

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anyway yea I need Cloudward Ho merch in my veins, im nawing on my desk

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Cloudward Ho is the first Dimension 20 series ive been watching live and wow im loving it. I really got into d20 just in time- Ive only watched all of the fantasy high series' and finished Junior year as Cloudward released episode 1 (gonna for sure go back and watch the rest ofc) Yea amazing series so far though

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"Never you worry Captain they won't get near ya!" She says while wobbling ferociously with 7hp

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Fellas is it gay when you’re a man and you’ve got another man grappled but you’re on your back with your legs in the air doing little butt scoots towards him?