#but also yes

[new-wave-worm]

yeah

[apollos-olives]

"why don't you believe a jewish state has a right to exist!?" well actually i don't believe any state should exist !

[books-and-omens]

apropos of... kind of everything

remember Neil Gaiman’s sonnet?

I don't think that I've been in love as such, Although I liked a few folk pretty well. Love must be vaster than my smiles or touch, For brave men died and empires rose and fell For love: girls followed boys to foreign lands And men have followed women into Hell. In plays and poems someone understands There's something makes us more than blood and bone And more than biological demands... For me, love's like the wind, unseen, unknown. I see the trees are bending where it's been, I know that it leaves wreckage where it's blown. I really don't know what "I love you" means. I think it means "Don't leave me here alone."

[transingthoseformers]

Imagine tfp Optimus getting drunk and calling his ex, Megatron, who's so utterly baffled by Optimus calling him he picks up

Turns out he was having some alone time :^)

After yelling at each other a bit, drunk Optimus is a fighting Optimus, Optimus realises what's going and just rolls with it.

"Your ambition—can you fit four fingers yet?—will lead us all to ruin."

Drunk Optimus thinks he's a great multitasker. He totally can yell at his ex while having phonesex with him at the same time. He's not actually great at it.

Sdhdhh yes

He will fit four fingers in, I command it

I'm just obsessed with the image of them both on the comms, an argument devolving in a very horny direction.

Just imagining Megatron who's well into jerking off getting a call, he was going to ignore it (after all, who dare disturbs their Lord's 'recharge'?) until he noticed it was from a very specific prime.

Megatron could hear the moment Optimus joined him in on the phone sex, didn't he?

Losing it at the image of Optimus puffing out steam from his smokestacks as he pressurizes his spike because all the little sounds on the other end are getting to him

Like

Imagine

Imagine

You got me but god imagine when the arguing fizzles out in favor of them trying their damnest to reach their mutual overloads

[disfrutalakia]

@v@ should like, make out with Bad to taunt Forever inside her mind I don't know I just need them to be toxic for a bit

[catastrxblues]

who needs irl romance when you have season 2 anthony bridgerton

[sgcairo]

Out of all my early life stories for Dottore, my favorite by far is not only that he had an oddly supportive mother, but the fact that she's the one who influenced his mad experiments and fascination with gruesome recreations of humans. No one knows she exists, Dottore made sure to bury the location of his home with all who discover it, but her little cottage in the woods is frequented every few months by her highly successful son (who she can't help but brag about to their extended family, her little Zandik is the best scholar on this side of Teyvat). They go on picnics, talk about Dottore's newest experiments, and, of course, bury a body together as mother-son bonding time.

When examining them side by side, Dottore definitely got his looks from his mother. His height was stolen from somewhere else, but he has her eyes, hair, teeth- even if his are a little bit pointier. He always was unapologetically a mama's boy as a child, and still is to this day. Anyone who dares insult or even look at his mother wrong runs the serious risk of becoming his next subject for an excruciating experiment, Il Dottore will not allow disrespect towards his dear old ma'.

His segments practically jump for joy when they get assigned to going to check on "the old coot", she always feeds them well and sends them back with plenty of specimens, snacks, and new clothes, whatever is an old witch to do with her time other than dote on her son and his precious creations? She even calls then her "other sons," which confuses the townspeople when she talks about all twenty-something of them. Everyone's too scared to ask how she acquired that many.

And yes, she's very long lived, Dottore offered her eternal life- which she immediately accepted. Contrary to the "let me die in peace" trope of the elderly, she went completely off the beaten path, might as well extend her life even more than she already has on her own. Terrorizing people is her passion, and why the hell would she chose to die when she can live forever! She can make bank if she lives long enough...

The only unfortunate side effect of Dottore or the segments visiting her regularly is Pantalone finding out. Not only does he pay mother dearest a visit, but he gets some fascinating blackmail material as she is not shy in the slightest, especially when it comes to Dottore's adorable baby pictures. Dottore comes home to find Pantalone sipping on his mother's famous no-sleep-for-weeks coffee, casually chatting about her newest formula for the "love potions" she sells.

Because Pantalone can't resist being smug, he calls Dottore "my dearest Dottie" once and she jumps to all the wrong conclusions. Dottore would correct her, but she's already planning their wedding, and whenever he visits, he's now implored to bring his "attractive fiance" with him. There's no escape, and Pantalone plays along, even worse!

Just wait until she meets the child...

[dasketcherz]

go little rockstar~   🎇🎤🎸

[bamsara]

Wait... In the beginnings of Solar Lunacy when Moon was still fully terrifying-

What did he actually mean when he kept offering to help Y/N sleep? Was it his programming kicking in or an actual "Come here let me forever sleep you."

teehee

[corancoranthemagicalman]

you're an angel; i'm a dog.

Hazbin Hotel | Huskerdust (Angelhusk)

Summary:

Husk should say something.

He also really, really shouldn't.

Rated G. Words: 522

just a small something that was inspired by some beautiful art that I had seen on twitter. The link to the art is in the author's note.

[decarbry]

Oof now I'm just imagining Rescued Yabureme and Hizashi together sleeping and they both wake up hearing a noise outside and Yabuzawa's just like *grumble grumble* "I'll check it out" and Hizashi absolutely refuses to let him check it out because he's so scared of losing him again T-T

Why would you hurt me like this

[self-dx-culture-is]

Self dx culture is not wanting to get a diagnosis because what if you’re wrong but also wanting to get a diagnosis bc otherwise nobody will believe you

This

[maximotts]

Half asleep thinking about how private hire!Nat loves seeing Wanda’s eyeliner run whenever she gets her overstimulated to the point of crying

[transingthoseformers]

SG Earthspark: Maybe after Shockwave is met, after people have calmed down and introduced themselves, there's a small conversation about pronouns at some point? Because Shockwave is nonbinary (like Nightshade) but uses he/him, and i've noticed that even in writing forums' LGBTQA+ threads*, people seem to be really confused by the idea of off-the-binary people using the "gendered" pronouns he/him and she/her.

Maybe after Nightshade tells their pronouns, Shockwave says he's NB too, Nightshade asks about his use of he/him because they're a young child and they don't know everything, and Shockwave explains that pronouns aren't inherently gendered or something like that?

(I'm propably allowed to write this because i'm somewhere off the binary myself)

(*I've talked about my TFP humanformers/species swap fic on writing forums, without mentioning that it's actually a fanfic and about Tranfsformers because that'd just confuse things, and people questioned Shokufeh/Shockwave being an enby but using he/him)

No you're totally right that's a discussion that would be super fascinating (nightshade and Shockwave discussing their different experiences with being nonbinary) and yeah that's a serious thing (people having a specific image of what a nonbinary person is and being confused by nonbinary people who use he/him or she/her)

This feeds into my love of transformers and gender being not as binary with them as it seems, or even trinary as that's a rhythm i see people fall into of treating nonbinary as some solidified third gender rather than an umbrella term

[disfrutalakia]

Anyway, Bad getting a mission to kill Forever WHEN admins

[mistysblueboxstuff]

i feel like you guys should look at this photo in hi res ok thank bye