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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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Low effort meme

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girlypop

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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pspspsssspssss did that get your attention?

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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These came to me and I had to put them Into Words

Vigo: *has a heart attack*

Janosz: Okay, love, we’re going to hospital, don’t freak out.

Vigo, already freaking out: OW FUCK WHAT’S GOING ON. AM I DYING? OH MY GOD I’M DYING AREN’T I.

Gozer: What’s the worst thing that ever happened to you?

Melissa: Employment

Oscar: What was being a Ghostbuster like back in the day?

Ray, trying his best not to have a mental breakdown: Shit. You’ve got it easier if I’m being honest

Janosz/Vigo: *dies*

Gozer: I forgot they can do that

Tagging: @differentsublimephantom @tylwer34567

Feel free to add more >:D

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"B-But Hunter is TRANS! She's a MAN!" Ok, tell me EXACTLY how you know Zelda has a coochie? What if they're an insane crossdresser?

Online conservative guys obsessed with movie casting have spent years insisting that all that matters is that the actor looks as much like the character as possible. So you can't try to make the cast more diverse, you have to cast who looks like the character exactly. Anyway after one round of people suggesting a trans actress who looks uncannily like Zelda play Zelda in the Legend of Zelda movie they're going "well, there are more important things than looking like the character". Fellas, I'm starting to think these people just want to keep marginalized people from playing anyone

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The promised Canon Big Three (Vigo, Gozer, Garraka)

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ArWu6kBjRWtGgWWduLwNf?si=75f89f6cf0c547b0&pt=5f1e1ff599c6dc0af94cecc5e51f3360 Canon!Vigo

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5rFVqCmFQMpvfTgSpXKtV1?si=f23a48b7729e4d0f&pt=c9e5b25a220385fadda47cae4151a421 Canon!Gozer

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/57lgt5hwoAmyyY7qYbg1vf?si=6bb987b1ec7e44d1&pt=dc979dbe87e69b538f9f8e263f716e1c Canon!Garraka

Hmm... maybe I should do Ray as well. Another time

Character playlists!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1oONGuEAVXwlDVoht0opYj?si=0483662d0922476e&pt=db06441a9bde6a1a13089b0c9bf4e603 Vigo modern timeline

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6eugC37Pa4EA3PkeeTxa6O?si=28575fe8e8e24d11&pt=9ee4923d7a2d8f66ddb4b3de2bfe03db Gozer, modern timeline

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ArjuzLAHqjC9WtVYuahMc?si=3566137780a64c31&pt=1b5431652d24bee2104554795e2454be Janosz (au and canon [with the IDW comics in mind])

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/132Ae05HCnv046e2xb80zY?si=51a01051ed2f4d04&pt=3530238af0121d9d3445c7ce0ff14a44 Garraka modern timeline

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5y7W9PmytBjARXHtjmd36u?si=e036274309cc4f22&pt=51e6a9978473e1811dddf68e86e83b0f Melissa (Phantom's OC)

@differentsublimephantom as promised diva <3

I'll reblog with playlists for canon Vigo, Gozer and Garraka at one point. Also some of the playlists have some repeating songs, I don't have my headphones so I can't listen to songs that may fit :,)

Also, mutuals, feel free to reblog this with your own character playlists!

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@differentsublimephantom

Did you know that the painting of Vigo the Carpathian was forced perspective?

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”