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Evolution

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Canada threatens Russia with sanctions

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Why #Jesus hates #Figs

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Chickpea & Quinoa Veggie Burgers I'm not a huge fan of quinoa, and often have a hard time finding things to do with it that doesn't bore me. I've experimented with side dishes, salads, and even tried using it as a breakfast grain. I've finally found a good use for it in these Veggie Burgers. Actually, this is pretty much my falafel mixture with a few modifications, including the addition of quinoa. Recipe: makes 6 patties or a whole bunch of falafels. - 1 can chick peas -1 cup cooked quinoa (you can also use bulgar) - 2 garlic cloves, minced -1/2 an onion, finely diced -1 tbsp of chopped fresh parsley and/or Cilantro - 1 sprig of fresh thyme - Juice of 1 lime - Salt, cumin, coriander, paprika, black pepper to taste - 1/2 to 1 cup (roughly) bread crumbs -1 beaten egg (see note below for vegans) Smash the chick peas till they become a pasty consistency. You can do this in a blender/food processor if you're a wuss, or with a potato masher by hand, or drop a piano on them. Mix everything. Shape them into patties and pan fry them in a hot, lightly greased skillet (about 2-3 minutes a side) Again, these are pretty much falafels, so you can roll them Into smaller patties and deep fry in vegetable oil if you prefer. Note: The egg is used to bind them (and can give the patties some volume) but to make it truly vegan, it can be omitted. You can still form them, but they'll be more delicate in the pan, so be careful when handling. The egg doesn't add to the flavour or texture anyway. If falafels, stuff in pita. If patties, use a bun, preferably ciabatta. Garnish with whatever.

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The First Labour of Hercules: One Feisty Feline!

Hercules faces his first challenge as he sets out to meet the fearsome, Nemean Lion.

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The Madness of Hercules Chapter II - "Tyrannical Kings & Drama Queens"

Hera plots and Hercules confronts his cousin Eurystheus, king of Tiryns.

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The Madness of Hercules

He's referred to as Hercules in this strip, which is his Roman name, and known best by it. I think it's valid to mention his Greek name: "Heracles" which means the glory of Hera. He was given this name to appease Hera, but it infuriated her further. The strip explains why she had it in for Hercules in the first place.

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Snow Meanies

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The Schmutzli Doll

Schmutzli, the antithesis of Santa Clause. According to Swiss tradition, good boys and girls get gifts from Santa, but bad ones get visited by Schmutzli and he beats them with his whip made of rigid twigs which are kinda like an old broom. Didn't research this fully, but apparently, it was once a pagan ritual called Perchten which involved good spirits driving out the bad ones. To honour this timely tradition, presenting: The SCHMUTZLI DOLL!

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Zombie Selfie

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Bear Encounter

I often wonder how I would handle an encounter with a bear in the woods. Part of me believes I would wrestle it with my bare hands and emerge from the forest wearing its hide.

But the more realistic and sensible side of me tells me I would throw some meat in one direction and run in the other and cry a lot.

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Superman's Nightmare

I often wonder if Superman has that dream where you're at school or work and suddenly realize you're naked. Even the man of steel can have that feeling of embarrassment and vulnerability.

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Chicken Homicides

There's trauma of the neck. The victim appears to have been chocked.

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Mid Life Crisis of Fruit Flies

After 15 days with the same rotting apple, Jerry couldn’t help wonder what it would be like with a younger, new fruit.

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Green Bananas

I'm thinking green bananas might not be the best choice for you.

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PIIGS

Don't call us PIIGS!

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The Creative Struggle Within