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Thank you JK, I’m honored to join the ranks of my trans siblings, in literally living my life and the brain worms in JK’s head telling her to hate queer people when nobody asked

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Guys check out my dumb ace little worm on a string scarf

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"Don't you want your own family?"

Of course I want it. Just another kind of family.

My dream is to have a house full of friends, where we can eat all together then playing cards until late in the night, laughing and singing. Or where we can have a hot chocolate and a deep conversation. A safe and welcoming space for me and my loved ones.

I want an additional bed to host those who come from afar and a big kitchen table for lunches and dinners.

I want someone to cook pies with, to travel with, to spend the Christmas holidays with.

I want to be loved and to love. That's a simple dream, really. That's my concept of family

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I don't think this is going to reach anyone who will be able to help so I'm placing this on a vent. I don't know what I'm going to do if I lose medicaid. I'm so mad and angry because I can't work with my physical health and mental health problems. I'm drowning in medication and it still can't keep my anxiety or depression at bay. I am months away from getting a Rheumatologist to fully diagnose my nerve disorder. That might not even happen now. I could live if my trans stuff doesn't work out I'm in an environment that can see me instead of my gender. The other stuff though without some of my medication I would be in debilitating pain all the time. I can't work so paying for the medication is not going to happen. I'm just so scared and don't know what to do because the disorder I have can't be cured just treated and treatment is already delayed and it's supposed to be really aggressive. I just don't know what I'm going to do if America keeps going down this route. If anyone has any ideas it would be nice.

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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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"Well, my old foe. You should have quit while you were...a-head."

"You decapitated me and then reanimated me, just TO SUBJECT ME TO THAT PUN?"

I love this one too

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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

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When the kidz bop song at the amusement park censors the sex lingo

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There's a third way the ecno acne on the first ghost portal coulda gone. Maddie coulda been the one hit, meaning jack and Vlad would be married lmao

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I wanna be the kind of dungeon master that uses a lot of cool props but my bank account is heavily advising I instead try ✨Theatre of the Mind✨

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happy pride month i guess 😒