certifiedflop
certifiedflop
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certifiedflop · 4 months ago
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Biologists have recorded for the first time what a yellow floptropican gulpgulper frog sounds like 😍 Nature is so beautiful 🥰
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certifiedflop · 4 months ago
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PIRACY MASTERPOST
FREE STEAM GAMES
ALL SIMS 4 DLC
VIMM'S LAIR (a website full of emulators and ROMs, especially for Nintendo games/consoles!)
BASICALLY PHOTOSHOP BUT FREE
FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS
EVEN MORE FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS (AFDAH)
FREE MINECRAFT (TLAUNCHER)
THE PIRATE BAY
3DS EMULATOR (CITRA)
3DS ROMS
ALL ADOBE PRODUCTS FOR FREE
ANIME AND TV SHOW PIRACY
A HUGE MASTERPOST OF PIRACY INFORMATION AND SOURCES
SPOTIFY + YOUTUBE WITHOUT ADS
Feel free to reblog with more!
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certifiedflop · 4 months ago
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Urgent Appeal: Support Refugees in Need
Every day, countless refugees face unimaginable hardships—displacement, hunger, and uncertainty. This brave individual, like many others, is striving to rebuild their life against all odds.
Your support can make a difference. A small donation can provide food, shelter, and hope for those who need it most.
Donate today and help change a life.
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#RefugeeRelief #DonateNow #SupportHumanity
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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So on top of making people pay for VIP, they wanna make them watch ads? Well good thing I didn't pay a single fillér for it lmao Day 2 of playing hacked jurassic world, lets see if they ban me
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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Hello everyone that cares for a here in camp . I am requesting for your assistance once again due to the recent medical problems I have been having for the past months I have been in pain and I haven't got treatment. I have an infection that is beyond my hands and I needed some assistance in any way possible . Anything provided will help me meet the scan and treatment .
To any one on that can donate to your help will be life saving https://gofund.me/06ce1a52
#lgbtqlivesmatter #Nonbiary #Trevorproject #Lambdalegal #transgenderlawcenter #humanrightscampaign
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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No, the wording is completely fine lmao
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there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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It's giving
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Oh have y’all heard of the river dolphin piss thing?
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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PERIOODDD like some of y'all forget how kamala openly supported israel and how democrats had all that time to do something truly meaningful but didn't because it'ss not in their interests as capitalist (fascist) statists
dems didn’t “throw” the election. neither side ever “throws” an election. as i said before, the cool kids call that idea “coping.” there’s no such thing as losing when you’re a ruling class politician taking turns on who gets to press the big red lockheed martin button.
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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Perioddd You can't vote fascists out you need to kill them
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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Ate
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Go piss girl
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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These two give major tumblr sexyman vibes I expected the god of death to have a deep voice and everything but he's literally just a tumblr sexyman (proud s+ berial owner btw)
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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It's almost as if dems aren't a "less shitty" option after all but just as bad lmao
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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People who do this should be beaten the fuck up I thought we were in the process of normalizing normal ass behaviour not pathologizing it
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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More dinosaur commissions~
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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What a fucking icon, this is how you handle nazis Literally evelynn from league but irl This is what i want to be when i grow up (im already an adult but ignore that)
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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🌍✨ A Voice from Gaza: Fighting for Hope ❤️‍🩹
Hi, my name is Mosab , and I’m from Gaza. Life here has been harder than I could ever imagine, but today I’m sharing my story with hope in my heart, because your kindness has already given us so much strength.
This journey hasn’t been easy. The war has taken 25 family members from us—25 beautiful souls we loved deeply. Their laughter, their presence, their love… all of it is gone, leaving behind memories that are both precious and painful. Every day, I carry the weight of their loss, but I also carry their spirit, which gives me the strength to keep going.
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Our Journey So Far
When I first reached out, I couldn’t have imagined we’d make it this far. Thanks to your incredible kindness, we’ve reached 20,020 out of 30,000. Your support has been a light in these difficult times, and we are so deeply grateful for every single contribution.
But the road ahead is still challenging. Every day, we’re reminded of how much we’ve lost and how much we still need to rebuild.
Here’s what life in Gaza looks like for my family right now:
🏠 Safety: The uncertainty of tomorrow weighs heavily on us.
😢 Loss: The absence of the 25 family members we’ve lost is a pain we carry every moment.
💔 Dreams on Hold: The future feels so far away when survival takes all our strength.
How You Can Help Us Cross the Finish Line
Even the smallest act of kindness can make a difference:
$5 might not seem like much, but it could mean a meal, clean water, or a tiny bit of hope for my family.
Can’t donate? Reblog this post to help us reach someone who can. Every share matters more than you know.
Why Your Support Matters
Your kindness isn’t just about helping us meet our goal—it’s about reminding us that we’re not alone in this fight. It’s about hope. It’s about survival. And it’s about giving my family a chance to rebuild our lives, even in the face of unimaginable loss.
Thank you for helping us get this far. Your generosity and compassion have already brought us closer to a better tomorrow, and for that, I’m endlessly grateful.
With all my love and gratitude,
Mosab and Family ❤️
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certifiedflop · 5 months ago
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Capitalism, fascism, imperialism,colonialism and statism all need to die before we fucking go exctinct
Like how many fucking people need to die until y'all realize that capitalism and statism will always lead to things like this
You can't remove the bad apples when the system itself is designed to be bad
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