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Is no one going to talk about how Kenma is pretty much Hinata's sugar daddy now? No? Okay then.

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happy birthday to this absolute buffoon

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I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

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Spinner: Why would you give Toga a knife!?!

Dabi: She felt unsafe.

Spinner: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Dabi: Do you need one too?

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best jeanist: do you know why i recruited you?

bakugou: i assumed you’d lost a bet

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Dabi, holding a takeout bag: I bought you dinner. It’s your favorite. Hawks: Who did you kill? Dabi: Why do you always assume I killed someone?! Hawks: Sooo, you didn’t kill somebody? Dabi: No, no, I did. I just don’t like that you automatically assume I killed someone whenever I do something nice for you.

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present mic: Sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen shovelling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin who’s just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese

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ojiro: lesbians, what is your wisdom?

nejire: world hard and cold, titty soft and warm

camie: girl hot

mina: watch naruto

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shouto: [sitting in his room, listening to the stereo]

the stereo: i like big butts and i can not lie, you other brothers can't deny

natsuo: [turns the stereo off] you can't just sit here in the dark, listening to classical music

shouto: i could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo

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todoroki: what is that?!

bakugou: it's a bomb

todoroki: and you leave it lying around?!

bakugou: i was gonna put it in a box!

todoroki: what's a box going to do?!

bakugou: you just want to suck the joy out of everything

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uraraka: taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if i do say so myself

tokage: me, but at two in the afternoon after like running one errand

uraraka: ok same

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kendo: i dated a girl whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she’d have to go through life without someone to open jars for her. at the time it was upsetting but in hindsight i kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of

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shiozaki: being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair. i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day. no offense to the miracle that is evolution - like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society - but put me in the ground

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shiozaki: being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair. i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day. no offense to the miracle that is evolution - like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society - but put me in the ground

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mitsuki: you have that same guilty look on your face as you did when you were four years old and you put izuku's favorite all might toy in the microwave

katsuki: i never pressed start

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iida: why do you go to sleep so late?

todoroki, looking off into the distance: there’s no rest for the wicked

iida:

todoroki:

midoriya: cat videos. he stays up late to watch cat videos

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todoroki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

dabi: this took a weird turn, but i’m still on board