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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too
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MY FUCKING GUY
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every time i think 'i need to be better at this skill before i make anything serious with it' i remember that undertale's code is held together with rubber bands and duct tape and im filled with determination
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telling first grader tier lies has got to be an underutilised form of commedy "when i was younger they sent me to the moon for a few weeks but had to send me back because they forgot to send enough food"
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I love this fucking nuzlocke
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i literally cannot express enough just how much this shit has me in absolute hysteric shambles . please help me
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btw I hate character ai for all the AI reasons but I do also think you should hate character.ai for hijacking the social rewards system of a million teenager's brains. that shit is poison and im not exaggerating
#my ex friend was on there literally constantly#like literally erp-ing with it in class#and telling me about it. IN CLASS. IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER#it was so annoying#and clearly didn't respect me either#the way she talked to me was like she thought she could just pretend it didn't happen if she pissed me off#but she was a huge asshole so she pissed me off all the time#girl i am a real person stop treating everyone like a chatbot and learn some social skills
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i simply don't think nonbinary people should have to see having our gender/s respected and acknowledged as a luxury. i think it's frankly sickening that that's the state of things tbh.
#yeah .#i dont call myself nonbinary but i think i would if it wasn't so. laughable#it's what properly describes me and i like the sound of it#but i'd rather not be sneered at whenever i tried to talk about myself...#also because people just. assume nonbinary means ''girl but let's let them pretend to be something else''#which is what people irl also think when i call myself trans#''girl but let's let her pretend to be a boy''#i just cant win with being bigender!!!!
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every time someone makes schizophrenia or psychosis joke , every single psychotic in the world should get a million moneys as compensation
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every time someone makes schizophrenia or psychosis joke , every single psychotic in the world should get a million moneys as compensation
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every time someone makes schizophrenia or psychosis joke , every single psychotic in the world should get a million moneys as compensation
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every time someone makes schizophrenia or psychosis joke , every single psychotic in the world should get a million moneys as compensation
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