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Ok bros I need help finding this one old sneeze fic I am and was obsessed with, it's like kind of fantasy ish I know the main characters names are Minta and yikarus? I think and it's like Minta is stick in the ground and then plants grow and induce him I forgot but I remember it being awesome and I can't find it anywhere

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Hey guys sooooo here's a little fun fact about me I'm ace asexual, I'm not usually into sexy writing shenanigans but I've been wanting to kinda explore that a little so how would yous feel if I tried to do that in some of my work? Obviously I'd tag and let you know via tws and a short little warning but yeah

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Hey guys!! So I know the poll teqnicly said both boyfs sick won but I'd been really into. The new Allergy idea and that came in second so imma do that first sorry

As usual with me warning for slight mess and chaos can't spell

Riely sniffled rubbing at his nose for the fourth time since they'd sat down, he cleared his throat and leant back into Onyx's neck. "You ok baby?" Onyx asked reaching around to brush the hair out of Riley's face. "Yeah I'm fine just a little itchy?" Riely mumbled scrunching his nose with another bout of sniffles each one more desperate than the last until-"hH'MpSH! Ghh Sddf! Sorry baby tried to hold it" Riely mumbled, rubbing his nose into the side of Onyx's neck with a small chuckle watching the black haired man blush. "S'fine.." Onyx replied staring straight ahead at the tv. Riely looked off into the distance his eyebrows pinching, face scrunching, breath hitching as he leant back reaching his hand up "hh-hHihH'TTShyyYYU! HhH'SSHHYGUU!!-TSSH!-SSH!-HhHH! H'GGTSSHHyhYYUU!! HHhhoh mby gohhd...." Riely blinked blairy ahead his hands having been grabbed by Onyx before the fit, mess running down his lip, his nose now and irritated pink it occasionally twitched and scrunched as he felt the itchy teas him. "Bless babe.. you alright?, something setting you off?" Riely shook his head "cahHn't b-be, snfFf! Ghh... no flowers we duhH'Gtch! Ghh dusted last week, nothing new sDd-SDFfk!!" Onyx hummed curiously running his fingers through Riley's hair. Riely hummed contently and leant back into Onyx's neck sniffling against the growing congestion. "SDdf!, I hope I'm n'dot gettig siHh hIC'GGTSHhhYYU!! TSSHH!!-SSHHY!! ghHOD-TTSSH!!-TSSH-TSH!! Ghh Sd-SdDFFK!! ohh god...." Riely leant away scrubbing at his reddened nose with both hands it was so itchy. God it was almost like he was allergic to Onyx. Wait, Riely looked up to Onyx with a questioning look before cautiously leaning back in and "ssnF! .... Sd-SdDFFK!! Gh HHH'SSHHYGUU!!! OhhH sh-shHihht baby d-did you gehHt a new schHe?'GTSssHHHYYU!!!-GHTSSH!! ghh SdfFK! scent?" Onyx brissled at the sudden wetness aimed to his neck, he nodded looking to the coffee table were his new cologne sat. "y-yeah I think so?, sorry baby I didn't even notice I swear" Onyx looked down concerned and guilty. Riely giggled "i'dts ok baby, you didn't m'bean i'dt. And who says we can't have some fun anyway?" Riely said smiling as he held the glass bottle between them giving the air a quick spray.

Thank for reading guys gals and non-binary pals

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Is there seriously no creature commandos sneeze content anywhere wtf?!? I thought snzblr woulda been all over this shitt

Fine I guess I'll do it myself...

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Who put this on my Twitter feed

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Hey guys here's another poll for Yas idk what to write so imma let yous decide

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Ok this ain't a snz post but how fucked up is it that my autistic ass body sometimes can't tell the difference between the sensation of a full bladder and honri signals becouse thats wierd especial for someone without a piss kink.

Also just looked it up this is pretty common with autictosc people

Like I'm just minding my business on snzblr thinking awww shot dog I'm honri time to look at the snz porn, then body was like oop haha nvm bitch your about to piss ya pants better run!

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Hey guys pt 2 of my last fic lesssgooooo!!!

Remember chaos can't spell sooo yeah enjoy!

After three hours in the air they had been given an announcement that they would need to take a small detour dude to weather and land, that ended up at a small airport in the middle of no where and on-top of all of that, Riely had progressively gotten worse through out the flight. The travel pack Onyx had given him had soon run out and now thier connecting flight had been cancelled too last minute, Onyx had gone to the desk to ask if there was anything they could do to connect them to their destination, the attendant looking to Riely as he fumbled with his bags looking exhausted whispered "ok look here's the deal, I can't give these out to everyone. But I see your friend over there is not doing well so here. It's a night pass for the motel across the road your flight will be ready at around 5am tomorrow. So tell him to get some rest yeah?" Onyx blinked looking to the key card and back to the attendant "u-um yeah, thank you!" He went to Riely to tell him the good news and help with his bags.

The door opened with a jingle as the two boys shoved thier way in they were both soaked from the rain, Onyx shivered pushing through to the elevators he'd given his jacket to Riely in an attempt to help, but now he was absolutely soaked. "Hh-HEKgTSSH!! ghh SddF!! Sorry" Riely mumbled as he squished into the elevator. The bags forcing them to be almost cheek to cheek. "I-its fine man don't worry about it, let's just get you dry and in bed Kay?" Onyx said giving him a small smile, Riely weakly smiled back.

"...." "Seriously only one bed? Guess we gotta share?" Riely shook his head "nah m'ban s'fide I can sleep on th'floor? Somethin" Onyx lead him to the bed sitting Riely down and going to the bathroom for towels "nah dude if anyone needs the bed it's you, here try to dry yourself off ok?" Riely nodded and shakily dried himself off the best he could. His hair was still a bit damp but he wasn't shivering anymore so that was good enough. Once they were both dry they took a look around the place. It was pretty small and not the cleanest but it would do for the night. Onyx sat down on the bed the bed bouncing as he did "mm not bad, should give us a good chance to spread out and rest before the next flight yeah?" "Mhm'b.... Yeahh pretty soft" Riely mumbled trying to keep awake, onyx smiled and placed a hand on his shoulder "hey try and get some rest Kay?"

Riely woke up hearing some rustling from the bathroom. He sat up looking around blearily sniffling and rubbing at his eyes as he wondered to the door. "Hey y'good in there?" He asked quetly he was about to knock when he heard a strange noise. "-GtHXx! Ghh.." "Onyx?" Riely called before knocking, the door opened by itself and he saw Onyx sat on the toilet seat hands steeped over his nose a small pile of toilet paper next to him "hey, sorry did I wake you up?" Riely shook his head and let himself in "you ok?" Onyx nodded standing "sDdf! Ghh yeah just dust m'sure of it. Don't worry.. I'm f-fide?" Onyx stuttered reaching for more paper "H-HGtshh!-TihH'Gtx! Ghh..." Onyx cleared his throught before moving back to the bedroom and gesturing to the fan. "You looked flushed so I turned it on, but it looks like no one's really cleaned it for a while s-shH!-oHh so it's pretty dus-T'hiH 'txsh!-iHTshH! HhhH'TTtshHHY!! Ghh SddF! Hh. Dusty god s-sorry hHh hIhH'Tgsh!" Onyx stumbled to the bed side table ripping a few tissues from the box as he ducked to the side stifling a small fit. Riely walked over placing a hand on his shoulder his face scrunched worryingly. "We can turn of the fan or open a window or something that might help?" He suggested, Onyx nodded and flipped the off switch.

Ok chaos has run out of steam so I hope yous like it maybe a part three will happen who knows!

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bitches on tumblr dotcom love to take a guy and make him a little Damp and miserable

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Hey dudes just making a post to say thanks for all the love on my last fic! I'll get right onto the next when I have a spare moment between Tafe and health and house fixing I'm kinda swamped lol but I'll try and respond to any questions or comments when I can!!

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Not sure if you’re into Hazbin Hotel or not, but I’d love to see a fic by you with particularly Vox being the sneezer in any scenario of your choice! If not, that’s fine too!

Hey idk if I've answered this before but I don't really like vox too much as a character and idk if I would do him justice yk? Do you have any other characters you'd like to see? Pretty much anyone else really maybe not the vs

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GODDAMIT TUMBLR STOP DELETONG MY FOCS AS I POST THEM I STG

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Hey guys chaos is finally getting to the fic he promised ages ago lol so here's a fic about how Riely and Onyx met!

Remember chaos can't spell

Onyx shrugged on his jacket as his group walked to the plane, it was freezing cold at least 3°c. After a while of shuffling and putting his bags in the over head he'd squished into his seat, nawing at his lip nervously. Onyx hated flights, hated them he hated the heights the uncontrollable turbulence how squishy it was everything!. He took a deep breath everything would be fine it was just a five hour flight, he could handle that just-. His thoughts were cut off by a sudden drop of a bag next to him, he looked up startled to see someone had taken his bag out of the over head to for their way over sized carry on, it was basically just another suit case!? He sighed and stood up ready to find another spot for his backpack, maybe he could fit it under his seat? "Excuse me?" Onyx looked behind the man to see a tall guy around his age, light blond hair freckles a comfy hoodie sweat pants and. oh god, those flushed cheeks the crease on his pink freckled nose, that man was surely sick. At least that made this flight more interesting, he watched the stranger gesture to the seat next to Onyx, oh the sick guy was next to him, shoot he didn't want to get sick. If the guy had been a few seats away that would be fine but. "H-HGtshh!!" The man had turned away into his elbow his face scrunched in irritation for a few moments after the hastily covered sneeze. Onyx grabbed his backpack and carefully tucked his bag under the seat Infront of him barely leaving room for himself, "stupid economy seats right?" The blond chuckled nervously as he sat down his knees pushing up against the seat Infront of him, onyx nodded back avoiding eye contact, the guy winced "sorry you gotta be next to.." his thoughts and words seemed to wonder off as his nose twitched he raised his hand to his nose. His knuckle pressing down against his septum "NtGshH!-Ghh SdfK! Hh ...This" he continued gesturing to his face, his hair tossed over his face during the painful looking stifle, his nostrils now turning a irritated red. The man sniffled reaching into his pocket for a tissue. "It.. it's fine" onyx mumbled quietly. The seat belt sign had turned on Onyx immediately buckled up and tightened the belt. His pulse quickening he hated this part the most, the plane started to moove towards the strip he took deep breaths his head angled down his eyes squeezed shut as they started to lift off the ground he gripped the arm rests tight "you don't like flights huh?" The man next to him asked, onyx shook his head hard, the plane shaking with turbulence. In his panic he had death gripped the nearest thing which just so happens to be the cute blondes hand. Once the plane had calmed down he opened his eyes cautiously taking deep breaths and slightly relaxing un hunching his shoulders. "There we go, that's alot better less shaky. Could I... Maybe have my hand back now please?" Onyx looked over confused before feeling a squeeze to his hand, he looked down and in his grip was the man's hand, onyx quickly let go "oh god I'm so sorry" he rushed out, the guy laughed, low at first but soon it was a full laugh "ohh man sorry just, your face, it's ok man I never used to like flights either if you need to you can hold my hand if you get scared again?" The man offered with a smile.

Two hours into the flight the man next to him, who he learnts name was Riely and him had grown pretty friendly through the flight, as the hours went bye Riely had started to look more and more exhausted. His skin had gone pale, his cheeks and nose flushed a dark pink, his movements slow and which used to be light airy sniffled had turned to a depend congested sound, occasionally a small cough would get through but He had held back sneeze after sneeze, he'd said he didn't want to sneeze in the plane of he could help it. Onyx turned to the sick man with a quick glance, his nostrils twitching occasionally filled bye a small drip down his lip before it being wiped away. His eyes blinking shut before snapping back open as he fought sleep, eventually however sleep had won, onyx sighed in relief before scrolling on his phone for a while. A thud on his shoulder made him jump as he looked to see the man had leant against him in his sleep. Onyx could feel the heat radiating off the man's skin through their clothes. He frowned concerned and decided to let the man stay there. He needed the rest anyway. Rielys breath grew erratic gaining the attention of Onyx Rielys Nostrils flared his face scrunching slightly through sleep and exhaustion "hhHihh...Hh" he hitched his eyes just barely opening before "hHHIhH'DdtSSHHYYUU!!!... GhhH Hi'IdDSSHHYY!! hh SddfK! SdDFK!" The man coughed and raised his head from onyxs shoulder blairily, looking at his surroundings the man seemed to remember where he'd been "huh?.. oh Oh im'b so sorry m'ban I didn't m'bean it I swear" the man pleaded wearily "i-its fine man no sweat, you can't help it" he looked down to see the wet spray sitting on his jumpers shoulder, he felt his pulse quicken at the sight of it, not now he scolded to himself fighting the blushing of his cheeks as he looked at the man rubbing at his eyes, nostrils slowly leaking down his parted lip. Onyx searched through his pack before handing over a travel pack of tissues "here, just in case" he mumbled extending his hand further the man have a weak smile before pocketing them.

Alright that's all for now lemme know if yous want a part two?

[chaos-proffessa]

Ah yes but friends have you considered... Allergy induced cold sneezes

...

I rest my case!

I am oddly envious of the fetishists out there with a preference for allergies. Allergy people are all "oh, the sound is nice and I love the loss of control 😊"

And I'm over here trying to appreciate a good allergy sneeze but it's like I need it to be disgusting and riddled with germs for it to do anything for me uggghh.

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GIVE MY LOVE ATTENTION!!!!

chaos over and out!

SNZ BLOG MASTER POST!

Hi, this is basically the (work in progress) table of contents for my blog!

(I'm mostly doing this in the hopes people who stumble on my blog will spot something they like instead of just moving on (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠))(also yes this is a snz kink/fet blog, if you don't like that just move along)

Writing!

Scripts

"In Need of Care" pt1 , pt2

Miscellaneous!

The Himbo List

A yearning

Sneezing while cuddling

Catching Cold

Cute Butler Idea

Improvised handkerchief

Snz Lines I Really Like

Monster under the weather

Put on quite the show

Snz Roleplay Info+Requirements (I promise it's not as scary as it sounds)

Info

I am pansexual so I'm comfortable playing as or playing with characters of any gender or lack thereof.

I like basically all facets of the fetish! I like big sneezes (though not like super destructive levels most of the time), mess, noses/nose play (though I of course have preferences), allergies, colds, caretaking, inducing, comfort, not a fan of contagion (not for like germaphobe reasons I just prefer only one sneezer at a time, same with allergies and inducing.).

I will admit I am less fond of playing the sneezer than I am playing the one caring or inflicting on them, mostly just because I for some reason am cursed with finding the act of spelling out hitching and sneezing dialogue, specifically, very tiring (trust me I'm not happy about it either). But other than that I'm very active and thorough and love giving details! I like to think I give as good as I get most of the time.

Now obviously this is a kink/fetish blog and I am pansexual so yes I am interested in rping stories with varying levels of spice (anywhere from "Let's do a cute romance story with snz!" to "hey you wanna just be absolute horndogs for a while?" Is fair game.)

Requirements

1: literate, meaty, third person singular replies. I want all the pretty details you can give me (don't stress about it but of course some replies will be shorter than others, and we can always discuss as ask questions between replies on like "what should I do from here? Where do u want this to go? Is it ok if I do this?" Etc)

2: OCs only and no fandom stuff, only purely original characters. The closest I get to fan stuff is DND forgotten realms universe and that's mostly just the races because non-human humanoids make mosterfukker brain go brrrrrr

2.5: I like it make characters where we make them for a scenario and then if we like them we can also do other stuff with them, so things like pre-made oc lists are a mixed bag for me.

3: spell the sneezes and please do describe them, no just "he sneezed."

4: ALWAYS tell me if you're ever no longer having fun, are craving something else, aren't comfortable with something in particular, or have a request for something I could do

The End (for now)

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I think this is the only thing in the world that would make me consider having a d*CK inside of me

*dusts off lamp* genie: *emerges from the nozzle* "Greetings, mortal. By rubbing this lamp, you have released me from three-thousand long years of captivity. As a display of my gratitude, I shall grant thee three wi-" me: "gimme a man." genie: "Ah, so you crave companionship? That, I can d-" me: "make him allergic to everything. make him as sneezy as possible. I'm talking letting loose a fit of at least three if he even so much as pictures a flower in his mind, or inhales even a single speck of dust. nose as delicate as a tripwire. as sensitive as my feelings. and make 'em wet too... make 'em downright nasty. I mean I want to look like I got rained on if I try to kiss him. and that's where this next part comes in: make sure he always fails to cover, no matter how hard he tries. I wanna get hosed down, you feel me? and I need him to be whiney about it. I need him to be all 'ugh... mby ndose' y'know?"

genie:

genie: ". what"

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The angel on one shoulder telling me to make it fluffy and sweet and tender and innocent

and

The devil on the other telling me to write congested dirty talk while two characters finger bang each other into a deeper state of exhaustion