#sneeze thoughts

[xoxosniffle]

things that turn me on as a girl with a sneeze kink

(are these thoughts/head canons?)

im bi so for me this can apply to either a boy or a girl, i just had a boy in mind when doing this fsr.

"bless you sweet girl/baby/princess/love/sweetheart"

"you want a tissue?" (same nicknames)

"your nose is all red, baby."

rubbing your back

holding the back of your head to their chest

wiping your nose with their thumb

forehead kisses when you sniffle

being spooned while you sneeze in your sweatshirt in bed

"you sick, princess?"

complaining to them about how much it tickles and they rub your nose for you

tickling you because they like the sound of your sneeze

tucking your hair behind your ear when you sneeze

hair strokes while you have a runny nose

"let it out, sweetie."

him telling you to not sneeze until he says and hes just like holding you while you whimper and squirm.

"good girl", after you sneeze/blow your nose.

or "good girl," for a loud whimper when holding it in for him

whispering bless you over and over in your hairline

the thumb thing on your shoulder while you use a tissue

"you okay, sweet girl?"

UGHHHH 😭😭

i had a reblog moment with @lavsnz over the first one.

[kitti-bun]

Explaining how itchy and sneezy their nose is, is soooo hot to me🥰

[aller-geez]

I made this cute lil Remi pagedoll for his toyhou.se profile and it only took 16 hours and 14k+ pencil strokes c’:

[nostrildamus]

"I'm gonna start sneezing any minute now...." spoken with almost a resigned calmness and certainty.

[natinbrackets]

I see a lot of giants sneezing, but I don't see a lot of small people going into giant noses and causing sneezes 👀

[opposedsnzs]

Someone not normally allergic to much of anything/their nose never really sensitive, getting a job in an environment theyre not used to and now everything is bugging their nose

[snzyflowrr]

a date at the museum A has allergies and starts sneezing. B doesn’t want to embarrass A by acknowledging their sneeziness. A sneezes constantly into pinched fingers the whole date as to not disturb the peaceful quiet. B can see As eyes water with each sneeze but they don’t say anything or grab the tissues that B knows are in As bag. After four particularly aggressive stifled sneezes A apologized to the man next to them. Once they leave and get into a taxi A erupts into the most desperate, agonizing sneezing fit ever. They are bent over with their head in their lap sneezing viciously until it subsides.

[chaos-proffessa]

I am so tempted to make a werewolf snz oc like sooooo badly!

[snz-thoughts]

OC introduction post ??? (finally)

Well, if you've been here for a while you would know or have seen this oc of mine per year or smth (lol) but ... now I feel a bit comfortable to actually drop some lore and facts about them!

Basic knowledge: Name's Snehan Ístikəl Sorcîso, an old messy non-binary half-vampire half-human librarian (secret sorcerer). Doesn't get sick as he's basically one of the most powerful healers in history, but he's allergic to so many things (almost anything; specially the sunlight) and with a nose!! like!! that!! it can be an annoyance.

Feel free to ask anything about them, I'll see if by the start of the next month I could draw some snzarios about this fella ♥︎

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Person A waking up with the sneezes and their partner, B, who has the kink, is still asleep next to them. Being the good, indulgent partner that they are, A wraps their arms around their sleeping darling's waist and snuggles in close to them, nuzzling their face into their neck before unleashing a few wet, messy sneezes, rubbing their nose on B's shoulder before sniffling thickly against the shell of their ear.

B stirs immediately when A's warm, stuffy breath hits their ear, and they shudder with desire. They mumble a 'good morning' to A, who responds by sneezing again into their shoulder. B allows themself a soft moan as they roll over in their partner’s arms to look at them.

A's nose is already pink and twitchy, and they've got mess running down their lips. They sneeze again, snot splattering onto B's face, relishing at how they moan again as they let out a couple irritated coughs.

B cups A's cheeks, feeling them for a fever as they lean in to press a tender kiss to their forehead. "Think this is allergies?" They ask, tilting their head as a small smile tugs at the corners of their lips. "Or are you coming down with a cold?"

A shrugs, sucking in another thick, soupy sniffle. They sneeze again, and again, and again, getting louder and more desperate with each one. They sniffle futilely, and cough a couple more times.

B hums, and dips two fingers into the mess pooling underneath A's nose, then pops their fingers into their own mouth, sucking on them as they stare at A. They roll over on top of A, then sit up, straddling their partner as they grind down on them, smirking at the way A's breath catches in their throat before they let out another sneeze. B leans in, locking their lips together in a heated kiss before pulling away again to lap up the mess on A's upper lip, coaxing out a few more sneezes that spray directly into their mouth. "I guess we're about to find out," they purr, beginning to strip down.

[itsallsternutation]

A Love Letter to Blankets

Maybe I’m just sentimental bc I just bought a really nice wool throw blanket, but I just wanted to fawn over the myriad of ways blankets and snz go together like apple and pie

A familiar blanket that always gets pulled out to both keep a feverish sickie warm and to keep them comfortable.

A caretaker throwing a warm blanket over an especially miserable sickie as both a sign of compassion and a mandate of rest.

An especially symptomatic sickie so exhausted they forgo tissues or hankies and instead opt to sneeze, wipe, and blow all of their snot into their blanket. Why not? They’re gonna have to wash this pretty soon anyway.

Blankets covered in all the snot and spray of all the not-quite-covered sneezes that smells like they’ve been especially well used and well loved by an especially miserable sickie

A chilled sickie having to get up to answer the door, wearing the warm throw blanket wrapped around them and clutching a comfort object, a soiled hanky or a wet clump of tissues, revealing themselves in all their misery to someone absolutely ready to sort on them.

Blankets used to swaddle a feverish sickie.

A sickie and a caretaker (or even better, two sickies, one of which is a former caretaker) huddling under a blanket as a way to share warmth and comfort.

Feel free to RB and add a few of your own. I think I’m gonna make a part two to this post about beds pretty soon. Let me know if you guys liked this and maybe I’ll do more❤️

[kitti-bun]

The sound right before the sneeze is so arousing to me (the weirder the better )maybe it’s just me (i enjoy both just wanted to add that)

[aller-geez]

Some extra muscular Remi? (;

@thekinkyleopard mentioned that she loved a backwards hat Rem so I’ve been stuck on drawing him that way 😂

[natinbrackets]

When they're right on the edge and just need one more little thing to send them over: one last flick of the feather, a poke to the nostril, or (my personal favourite) a kiss to the tip and all the sneezes that are right there come pouring out of them.

[snzyflowrr]

Emilia’s huge allergic sneezing fit at work.

18+

The bar buzzed with chatter and music. Emilia was working double time because her coworker had a “family emergency” which was very unlikely because she always seemed to have an excuse to miss.

She was filling two men’s glasses when her nose began to itch. Emilia rubbed her nose on the inside of her tank top which was sticking to her skin with sweat in the not air conditioned bar. 

Her hair had been tied up in a ponytail and she wore a skin tight red tank top which revealed a lot of cleavage so that the top of her bra was exposed. And short jean shorts where the bottom of her butt spilled out the bottom.

Her nose, still itching relentlessly. Emilia gasped and turned her head to sneeze into her arm. 

“HIH-KEPTTCHieww!!” Emilia sniffled and picked up the two glasses to bring to the men.

As she was walking her nose began to itch again. With her arms full she willed herself not to sneeze as she precariously carried the overflowing drinks.

She placed them down in front of the two men and as if on cue, her nose gave up. Her hands flew to her face as two thunderous sneezes erupted from her twitching nose.

“KEPTCHHEE!! HIH-KEPPTCHHIEWW!!” The unexpected sneeze threw her forward . And her breasts jiggled violently in the motion  

“God bless you!!''One man said very drunkenly.

“I’m sorry, sir.” She apologized, feeling her face turn red. 

She turned quickly to a woman sitting at the bar who had been patiently waiting for some time now. “What c-can I g-get you… huh-eptnxxgt!! Huh-eptxxgtt!!”

Excuse me.” Emilia pinched her nose and turned away before sneezing this time.

She took her order and went to fill it, her nose tickled ferociously again. 

“Heh-eptngxt!!…. Heh-eptxxch!! EptnXxch!!… keptxxgt!! KeptXxgt!!!” Emilia convulsed with sneezing again into her pinched finger tips; the force of the sneezing fit made her dizzy and she needed to let go to steady herself on the counter. 

She bent her head down and erupted into sneezes once again.

“HIIH-EPTNXXGTT!! HIH-EPTCHHIEWW!! EPTCHIEW KEPTCHHIEWW KEPTXXGT!! HIH-EPTXCHEE!!”

Her breasts bounced with vigor as her body rocked with each torturous sneeze. Emilia gasped for breath as the fit subsided and she stood to fill the drink. 

She still felt the sneeze rising in her Sinuses ready to erupt any moment. She placed her finger below her nose in order to stop the onslaught of sneezing. 

She carried the drink over to the woman with her finger still placed under her nose, cheats heaving dramatically. 

She placed it next to the woman, who did not notice the struggling woman in front of her as Emilia’s breath hitched wildly, she refused to sneeze. But her eyes were watering and she knew it would happen sooner or later. 

“Huuuuh… hello w-what can I gheett f-for you?” She said, her voice quivering.

There were four people. Great. She returned to her station and began filling the orders. 

“HUUH… guuuuh… heehh…. Hiyyaaa….” She moaned and gasped as her nostrils began to flare and her nose itches unbearably. Her finger, which was placed under her nose, felt damp as snot dropped slowly from her nose. She blew her nose into her apron, there were no tissues or handkerchiefs anywhere for her to use. 

The blowing did nothing for her suffering nose which begged for relief. She placed the four drinks on a tray and carefully started walking towards the group.

“Huuuh… hiiiihh… guuuh.. guuUHH….uuuhh… HEH HEH HEH HEEHH!!” Emilia’s breath quickened and her enormous breasts heaved in uncontrollably as she gasped for breath as the sneezes approached.

Her nose burned and her eyes water as tears sprung in her eyes making her makeup drip down her face. 

Just as she reached the group, her nose climaxed and she leaned her head back and threw it forward and sneezed into the air.

“HIH-EPTCHCHIEWW!! HIH-EPTNXGTIEWW!! HIh-KEPTCCHIEWW!!!” 

Sneezes spurt from her nose like a fountain, the tray of drink fell and crashed to the floor, spilling the beer down Emilia’s front.

“oh m-my gohAhh- EPTCHIEWWW KEPTNXGIEWW!! EPTCHHHIEIWW!!!” 

The group started to protest as emilia continued to sneeze intensely.

“I’m… EPtTCHIEWW!! I c-can’t seem to stop EPTCNXGTIEWW!! Sneezing!! HIIH-EPTNXXGTT!! HIH-EPTCHHIEWW!! EPTCHIEW KEPTCHHIEWW KEPTXXGT!! HIH-EPTXCHEE!!”

Emilia brought her apron up to shield the snot spurting from her nose. 

“I’ll go m-make you… ahh…. Ahh another HIH-KEPTCHIIEW!! EPTNXXHIEE!!” 

She turned quickly back to her station and let the sneezes fully take control of her. She clutched at her continuously bouncing breasts, and sneezed into her cushion of cleavage.

“HUH-EPXTCHchh! Oh god, HUH-EPTXHHCH!!” “EPTCHHGAHH-hnnnkkk!!!” Her snot sprayed a layer of clear snot onto her breast which squished and squelched with each new bout of sneezing. Emilia’s nose was scarlet and twitching as each tickling sneeze burst from her nose.

“HIIH….HUUH…HIIIH…GUUHH…HTTCHH-EPTCHGXHXH-HNKkkk!!!” Emilia couldn’t possibly understand what was making her sneeze so much she must be allergic to something in the bar. But what? She couldn’t keep sneezing like this all night. 

She blew her nose into her apron once again which was now soaked through just like her shirt. Emilia reached into her shirt to adjust her boobs which were in danger of falling out of her bra with the force of all the sneezing.

“HIIH….HUUH-EPTCHH!!! HUUH-EPTXCHHAHH!!! Fuck! HUH-EPTCHHSH!! HIIH-EPPXTCHH!!”

People started shouting from the bar about how they hadn’t gotten their drinks yet.  Emilia pinched her index and thumb over her nose and started to fill the drinks. 

About every five seconds Emilia would sneeze helplessly into the tight hold of her fingers.

“I’ll be… eptxxch… right eptxxgt!! There eptxngt!!”

She walked steady over to the bar, without spilling anything.

“Took long enough,” some man said, frustratedly.

“S-sorry we EPTxxngt!! eptxxgt!! Eptxxgt!!” She thrust into her pinched finger, “we’re eptxxgt!! Very eptcxnt! Understaffed keptgntt!! Tonhihhh-tonight EPTxxnckkkk!!” 

Now Emilia was sneezing after every word she spoke, stifling was making it worse as the sneezes scrambled to be let out fully. 

The sneezing seemed to never end. An hour later and she still hadn’t run out of steam. It was approaching 3 am and so the bar was rather empty. Her nose and headache after an hour of nonstop sneezing. Her nose was still running like crazy and her apron soaked through from her blowing into it.

Her breasts were shiny from sneezing on and red from the heat of the bar. She knew her makeup looked terrible but she didn’t care as she spiked her head forward for the hundredth time that night to sneeze.

“HIUHHH… Guhhh… ahh..ahh… HIH-EPTNXXHTTIEWW!!” 

She began to close the bar and beckon people out her finger pinched to her nose sneezes flying from her nose every couple seconds

[chaos-proffessa]

Does anyone else get like stupid horni when your sick or is that just me... Hell of a decongestant

lol ok bye

I think that might be a little too personal