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How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.

False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.

The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').

The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.

The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...

The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.

The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.

Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.

The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).

The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.

At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.

The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.

Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...

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How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.

False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.

The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').

The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.

The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...

The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.

The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.

Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.

The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).

The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.

At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.

The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.

Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...

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Jimmy "I Am Not A Toy!" the sheriff

Vs

fWhip "if you call me dumbo Im on board with it" of the Goblands

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I was team Law- but then the poor child's toy was destroyed. Now Im team Hermes.

Shoutout to the people who were on Jimmy's side but are now rooting for Joel because Jimmy insulted Hermes

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Sheriff hurt hermes? Sheriff burn hermes' toy for petty dispute?! Oh! Shelf for Sheriff! Shelf for a thousand years!!!

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Solidarity: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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I am the sun

Burning red

Burned away

Raw and unfiltered

Unsuccessful

Destructive

Below my fists

Stood the world

My world

Dear,

Ashen

Fallen

Gone

I am the stars

A million

Alone

Passing from moment to moment

The light you see

Im already dead

Unclear

Heart on my sleeve

Lover,

You burned

Smitherines

Gone

I am the moon

Stone and rock

Reflective

Grey

Red

Orbiting you

Blue and green

Watery eyes

I crashed

And formed

Avoided

Lonely

Cold

My soul,

You left me

I stayed

You're gone

And I remain

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Son

It’s been a thousand years since her son died.

The world changed, the people changed, and she created no other child. Why should she? Having reached perfection once… why try again? 

But here he was.

Standing before her, just as he’d always been.

This wasn’t the badlands, this wasn’t Mezalea-- but there was its king. He was dressed differently, wearing a short toga with a green sash. Still, there was her son… placing an armor stand in her jungle.

And then he was gone, disappeared off into the distance.

Not to his mesa, she’d checked. She knew the land’s new king--- the younger child of the ocean. But, just like her son, he was different. 

She watched the strange item her son had given her. 

She wrapped herself around it, placing life into its wooden bones, draping it in a cloak of the beautiful magenta of her son’s mesa. 

‘Hermes,’ she whispered in his ear. ‘Son of Stratos, son of Sanctuary.’

“Father?” The protector held the child tight to his chest. Maybe, She decided, she could love her son’s beloved too.

It’s been a thousand years since her son died.

It’s been a moment since her grandson spoke.

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Some Hermes headcannons because he is the best part of season two.

- he is really good at languages. He can speak the most major language for each Empire. Pix is also teaching him various minor / dead languages.

- speaking of Pix, Hermes absolutely LOVES Pix's lessons about history and mythology. Hes wandered off into the catacombs one too many times so Pix taught him how to get around.

- one more about Pix. Joel and Sausage gave up and hired Pix to tutor Hermes in all subjects because he is the only one he'll listen to (Hermes still is doing much better in his history lessons).

- Hermes has not only read, but memorized the book of profecies from season one.

- yes, he jokes about how some of the old soverigns remind him of his family.

- the citizens of both Sanctuary and Stratos adore him. A small festival is held in town square every time he goes back to Sanctuary.

- he wanted to learn how to bake his favourite cookies, but he doesnt know his way around a kitchen.

- grandpa Eddie loved him very much, but he is NOT allowed to touch his tools in the forge.

- Hermes loved to talk to the villagers under stratos. They adore him, and will help him no matter what.

Apparently Ive decided that Hermes is a big history nut. Good for him.

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From the magic

Came a child

(Icarus)

He blinked at the sky

'Father?' He begged

Maybe he is naive

Listening to his fathers

To the lore, to the law

(Icarus)

Maybe he is wrong

To think he is safe

To be secure in the sky and on the ground

To wish in a fountain

Upon to dirt and soil

(Icarus)

Maybe he is stupid

Unaware of the power of the heavens

Of the kings and crowns

(Icarus)

Maybe he should not jump so far

Fly so low to the ground

So high in the sky

He is made of sticks and wax

(Icarus)

Maybe he shall burn

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The greatest power of life

Is held not by those who live it

Not by the sun or star or moon

By the parrot or owl or angel

It is held by the dead

The yellow feathers drifting along the wind

The one who sang his last note

Said 'I am dead' said 'dont follow me'

And who was ignored

For the living kneel before the feet of the dead

Stand before his grave

It is not the survivors who truly win

But the canary who watched from afar

Floating above the wind

'Go home' you said 'its over'

And he did not listen

He said 'this is the end, this is home' he said

There is a ring in his feathers

Rose gold, pink and yellow

There is a bound on his soul

On his flesh and his blood

And yet it is he who holds true strength

He who lives amongst the coal

Not the miners who failed to heed him

But the songbird who warned them

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Traffic light fans claim they're normal and then go off on a rant about how Shrek is cheating on an anime catgirl with Kakashi

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I didnt know they were making Empires smp brickheads! Look, I found the Sheriff.

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my favourite dynamic is enemies to lovers but they're in love with each other from day one and they still are enemies even though they're madly in love and everyone else thinks they're a thing

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visiting other social medias while my home-hell-site is a different one is the funniest thing.

Instagram and TikTok? sitting in the corner by the snack table staring ominously at the rest of the party.

Reddit? watching a dumpster fire that never stops burning.

Tumblr? being a random cryptid and accidentally walking in on a witch coven- before I can leave, they place a pointy hat on my head. I have a great afternoon.

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I did one for Empires, I’m doing one for Afterlife!!! from the beginning this time lol

Anygay I’ll try to keep this updated but feel free to yell at me when I’m late.

yes I know the Empires one still doesn’t have Pearl’s final episode- I’m lazy and don’t care anymore.