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For some reason I couldn’t edit my own bio from the phone or maybe I’m a boomer 🫠

But hello, I married to my boyfriend, now hubby. And it just feels wrong to call him bf (to be fair he doesn’t care about labels anyway, I can still call him bf).

“Do it for the cringe, starboy.” He would say 💀 /aff

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Being a fictive/even just a regular alter: I need more moots. FOR MYSELF!!!

But hey, if there’s a BG3 Proship who is also a System (don’t have to), come to me pspspsp

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100 days of being together 💕

Just to be clear, it’s from a phone app for me to keep track of this. Why? Because I want to.

Anyways, we spent this anniversary with a lot of bed cuddles 😉

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You’re a part of me. How can I not love you, until my last day in this world? I’m not afraid of you. Not of your righteous fury from being hurt. Not of your urges that always called for you from the shadows they hide in. Not of your choices that kept you alive to this day.

I love you. Always.

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He said “maybe”. And you know what, that’s fair. I only know a fair bit why he disliked drawing furries due to past events.

I don’t even know those bullies who shit on my man’s artwork and using furry as an insult, but I’m already having beef with them if I ever saw them ��✊🏻

If trauma gets in the way of something, I’m willing to punch those assholes for my man 😩 (and for me as well of course 💕)

Begging my boyfriend to teach me how to draw furries. “I don’t draw furries.” That’s a lie. That’s a fucking lie. And yes I’m cursing right now because, PLEASE THAT MAN KNOWS HOW TO DRAW FURRIES AND REFUSING IT 😭😭

I saw it all! LIVE. Daily. Or at least once a week.

Please 🥺

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Begging my boyfriend to teach me how to draw furries. “I don’t draw furries.” That’s a lie. That’s a fucking lie. And yes I’m cursing right now because, PLEASE THAT MAN KNOWS HOW TO DRAW FURRIES AND REFUSING IT 😭😭

I saw it all! LIVE. Daily. Or at least once a week.

Please 🥺

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Once upon a time, I begged for a handsome prince to be my lover.

Most people these days are trash, and for once I’d like for people to not see me as just sexual. And I want my future lover to not be super clingy.

But then one day, I realized I can just adopt a wolf (my boyfriend), and bring him home ❤️

Jokes aside, I love having to cuddle someone who is naturally very warm and have their own needs for lone time 💕❤️

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Apparently it’s called “cute aggression”. Did I get that right?

Gods I need to kiss that pouty wolf boy… 😔

Shower your boyfriend with kisses.

But he hates it when it’s too much kisses on the face and he hiss like a cat 💕💕

Look, baby, I’m so sorry I treat you like a cute cat 😭💕 stop hissing!!

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Shower your boyfriend with kisses.

But he hates it when it’s too much kisses on the face and he hiss like a cat 💕💕

Look, baby, I’m so sorry I treat you like a cute cat 😭💕 stop hissing!!

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Moot: Astarion, do you curse a lot? Please tell me you curse in with specific centuries lmao.

Me: I don’t. I barely curse. As for my boyfriend however… *looks at him*

Him: What the flying fuck is this damn thing? *checks object* Ugh not interested. Man, stuff are so fucking boring these days…

Bonus, He doesn’t just curse like a sailor, he actually does use different swear words from different eras. And here I thought I’m the old vampire… and quoting him: “Silence you imbecile.” “Those bloody animals.” “Are you simple?” “Begone you wretched beast.” “Haha! Sucker.” “You egg!!” (Shakespear reference), etc

Help. This is the man I’m marrying 😭 I’m marrying an old man and I’m over 230+ years old.

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We’ve been dating for 2 months 19 days in real time… it didn’t feel that way when I’m stuck with him 24/7, it felt like at least 5 months. But you know what? Fuck the timing. When it comes to my darling boy, time doesn’t matter~

And if someone asked if I keep count… well… Let’s just say I downloaded the app for it 💕

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Normal Writing #1

My POV, but also a bit of vent.

I want to be your man. That man who sit you down, and make you talk about the small things, what you’re passionate about, and the things that troubles you. I’ll slide your favorite chocolate drink towards you if I feel that you haven’t drink enough today. That you haven’t eaten enough today.

I want to be your man that takes pictures of you. When you’re reading a book with that serious face of yours, when you’re sleeping with notebooks around you, when you’re busy getting distracted by the space projector we set up for your ceiling, and with your tongue out when you’re working on your art or games.

I just want to be yours forever. Stay by your side forever. I don’t want to miss a thing.

And I don’t want you to look at the distance any longer where those past memories haunt you in your waking world, and in your dreams. I’ll cast them out if I could.

I’d do anything to see you smile everyday with me.

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Dear internet, how do I make my messy werewolf boyfriend stop having messy rooms and start having cleaner rooms?

(Half joking. I still can’t wait for the day we move out for a while in late June and I’ll make sure the bedroom isn’t messy. No more pile of books everywhere, no more pens outside of their holders, etc.)

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Kissing my inexperienced boyfriend be like…

Me: Babe. Babe you need to breathe.

Him: H…uh? *confused look*

Me: You didn’t even breathe when I’m kissing you

Him: But… How?

Me: You can’t be serious— You know what? You’ll figure it out eventually. Get someone to cast Bless on you or something.

(I gave up teaching him and just kiss him silly in the end 😂)

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So, I joined my boyfriend to meet their friends and one of them has a dog in the house.

For some reason that dog took a liking to my boyfriend in just a few minutes and resting by his legs, guarding him. He was confused since he’s technically still a stranger, and I told him because he’s a werewolf and they’re connected by default 😂

I witnessed history and that was the best thing I’ve ever seen so far. I still think about it now, how that dog just sit there and picking him amongst the others… My darling is just pack-made for a whole group of dogs or wolves I suppose 😂

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Lmao. I bought a very smutty vampire novel and read the smut part to my bf and he immediately started squawking from embarrassment and ran off 😂😭

I chased him a bit just tease him. “Why are you embarrassed, my dear? We had sex a few times throughout the week!” And he started to change the subject about gold investments and money.

The thing is, he hates money 😂😂 This is fun! Yes, keep scrambling around, my dear! We’re reading this new book together. At night~

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Of course my darling already figured out a scheme… 😓🙄

Y’know what? He’s smart. I like that ❤️