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it’s been a while since i made one of these so here’s another batch of hermitcraft textposts hot off the press
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"Gotta go fast" - Shrek
Shrek (2001)
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-Alex from Madagascar
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You mean to tell me he breasted boobily down the courtroom stairs??
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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
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8 notes (and 3 days) away from that artistic depiction
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If this gets uhh *checks current notes and time remaining, calculates likelihood* 70 notes I'll make an artistic depiction of the winning character getting that much-needed therapy
If this gets *checks unlikelihood* 100 notes I'll make yet another objection.lol of the winning character objecting to therapy
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"Gotta go slow" - evil sonic the hedgehog
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"I'm just Ten, anywhere else I'd be a Ken" - Tenth Doctor
#ahh this joke never gets old (it will soon)#doctor who#barbie#im just ken#rose and ten are the british barbie and ken#tenth doctor#david tennant#quotes#inspirational#motivation#song lyrics
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#yeah they're all prosecutors#but feel free to tag anyone else#maya might need it after all shes been through#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#manfred von karma#franziska von karma#prosecutor godot#diego armando#klavier gavin#polls
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Tumblr bots and scammers really need to learn how to cater to their Tumblr audience. Look, all I'm saying is they'd be much more successful at robbing people if their spam messages/asks looked like this:
Hello 👋🤩 It's me, The Doctor 🪛👨⚕️ and my TARDIS 🟦🚨 has crash landed 😱🛸💥🔥 and I need you 👉👈 to transfer £1000 🤑💸 so I can repair it 🛠️🪛🪛🔨 I would appreciate 🥰 it and give you a free 💸 trip 🚗 through time ⌚ and space 🛸🌌 as a reward 💸💸💸🎁 Please hurry 😥😰 Allons-y 🏃
#Alternatively it coulr be the sugar daddy scam but he offers to pay you to be his companion#Doctor who#Tumblr bots#Shitpost#The doctor#superwholock#Fandoms#David Tennant#Ncuti gatwa#quotes#motivation#scams
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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"Don't wait and don't see" - Evil Neil Gaiman
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"🎶I'm just Gwen, anywhere else I'd be a ten🎶" - Gwen Cooper, Torchwood
#Torchwood#Quotes#Doctor who#Gwen Cooper#Barbie#I'm just Ken#Welsh version of Barbie and Ken = Gwen and Reese#Song lyrics#I know I've made this joke several times already but we're doing it again purely bc I thought of a character whose name rhymes with ken
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"Karma comes back like a bitcherang oh oh oh oh oh oh" - Jojo siwa
#This is Jojo siwa if she wrote her new song herself#Jojo siwa#Song lyrics#The song's in my head so I had to write this down ok#Karma#Boomerang#Quotes#Inspirational
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anyone up carrying the banner right now
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