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I think that they should put Nicholas Hoult in every future Dracula-based film and have him take turns in playing every single character. Nicholas Hoult as Van Helsing. As Quincey Morris. As the "Bloofer Lady". As Lucy's mum.
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"Your Tumblr Sucks!!!" - Sinister Stranger
when you get a rude anon ask on here this is the guy who sent it
#sucks#get it#in my head this is what that one person who I'm not naming looked like who kept leaving comments on our incorrect quotes saying#'source? i don't think that person really said that'#so imagine that in dracula's voice
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Sorry for leaving you out, Crazy Dave, but we all just assumed you already said "fuck" constantly so the question would be a bit too easy.
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Who should say "fuck"? - Plants Vs zombies Edition
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It's back again
Who should say "fuck"? - Plants Vs zombies Edition
#context behind this is i thought 'I'd like to do another one of these but what for?' and i was playing pvz so thought that'll do#idk if this is too niche as in is there a prominent pvz fandom on tumblr? no clue please let me know#also copied these plant and zombie names straight from the almanac#plants vs zombies#pvz#pvz2#peashooter#conehead zombie#inspirational#motivation#'grr' - an inspirational quote from zombie number 513#quotes#polls#btw if this gets 100 notes then I will do some fanart of said plant or zombie saying this forbidden word#100000 and i shall cosplay as them /j
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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
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how jinu recruited the saja boys
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Lizzie and Joel mentioning the Ocean Queen while Lizzie eats cooked axolotl all episode is so cruel. I love it.
#I’m so normal about it#I’m so normal about them#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#joel smallishbeans#misadventures smp#ocean queen lizzie#axolotl
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"aha Jonathan you are sleeping all day and partying all night"

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#the lost boys one was objectively better editting#angel#btvs#angel btvs#angel stitch#lilo and stitch#bad edits
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#here have an inside joke#i will not elaborate#hotel transylvania#the lost boys#horror#dracula#count dracula#vampires
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Renfield hearing the old nursery rhyme about the Old Lady who swallowed the fly:
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Happy pride month to lesbian couple Mina and Lucy
Lucy: you tried to kill me??? During Pride month?! W O W…
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Lucy: you tried to kill me??? During Pride month?! W O W…
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