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Twitter is bad - Obama
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I think that they should put Nicholas Hoult in every future Dracula-based film and have him take turns in playing every single character. Nicholas Hoult as Van Helsing. As Quincey Morris. As the "Bloofer Lady". As Lucy's mum.
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"Your Tumblr Sucks!!!" - Sinister Stranger
when you get a rude anon ask on here this is the guy who sent it
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Sorry for leaving you out, Crazy Dave, but we all just assumed you already said "fuck" constantly so the question would be a bit too easy.
It's back again
Who should say "fuck"? - Plants Vs zombies Edition
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It's back again
Who should say "fuck"? - Plants Vs zombies Edition
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I had a vision
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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
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how jinu recruited the saja boys
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Lizzie and Joel mentioning the Ocean Queen while Lizzie eats cooked axolotl all episode is so cruel. I love it.
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"aha Jonathan you are sleeping all day and partying all night"
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Renfield hearing the old nursery rhyme about the Old Lady who swallowed the fly:
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Happy pride month to lesbian couple Mina and Lucy
Lucy: you tried to kill me??? During Pride month?! W O W…
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Lucy: you tried to kill me??? During Pride month?! W O W…
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