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Someone get the champagne

has this one been done yet

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Kinda is an understatement

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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what on earth is going on here

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I half expect qsmp purgatory to end in the winning team having to choose a total of one egg. I'm betting that everyone but their parents will hate them.

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Muriel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Gabriel: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Beelzebub: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Nina: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 10 years!

Crowley: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Maggie: Mental stability, my old friend!

Aziraphale: Could you lighten up a little? You're upsetting Muriel

Muriel: :(

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Gabriel: Dear, my eyes are up here.

Beelzebub, tired as fuck: You know what? I am tired of having to crane my neck to look up at you when we're talking.

Gabriel: ??

Beelzebub *drawing on sticky notes*: So now I'm solving this problem.

*sticks two sticky notes with eyes onto his chest*

Beelzebub: There. Your nipples are eyes now.

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the short answer is yes, the long answer is absolutely

Sooo... Does being under an evil curse, having a pet fly, singing, attending the ball and being rescued by Prince of Hell make Gabriel a disney princess or...

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Maggie: I'm mildly afraid of your spouse

Gabriel: Beelzebub? They wouldn't hurt a fly-

Maggie: oh, that's nice to hear

Gabriel: they're too precious to them, they'd slaughter a human, so I guess you should be scared

Maggie: ᵒʰ

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Metatron: *explaining all the shit he's done*

God: now why the fuck did I put you in charge-

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Pre falling-in-love:

Gabriel: you are terrifyingly murderous

Beelzebub: yeah but I'm also short so it's adorable

Post falling-in-love:

Gabriel: I don't get why people are scared of Beelzebub, they're so cute!

Beelzebub, wiping blood off of their face: yeah, I'm fucking adorable!

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so funny thing: my brother sometimes looks at me in ineffable husbands moments and goes 'you're shipping them aren't you?' then I just have to go 'ʸᵉˢ'

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I'm watching Good Omens for the second time but with my brother (who is watching it for the first time) and two episodes in I'm fully prepared to watch him suffer in the last ten minutes of s2.

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Is this what we call family goals?

Behind the camera:

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LET JANAI TELL HER BROTHER TO FUCK OFF

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I would but my motivation to write is on a constant flatline

The fandom is sooo sleeping to a Nimona AU with Troll Hilda as Nimona, Johanna as Ballister and Kaisa as Ambrosius. Come on you guys. There’s even a wall.

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All I read was many children and now I wanna see it

Crimson orchids for janaya!!!!!!

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Happy pride!

go be rainbow