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the medicine drug..

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Gregory House - Bi Bi Bi

Full quality version available on YouTube

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house md log

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Wilson, crying shaking sobbing in the middle of a sexuality crisis: House I think I'm gay

House, internally: does that mean we can make love now

House, externally: does that mean we can fuck now

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So my friend js shared this hilson tiktok

It was so wholesome until...

well...FUCK.

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b plot of all fucking time.

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aesthetic of the day i think

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locked in for finals week

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blablabla..blebleble...blublublu

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this is one of my favorite shots in the entire show

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funniest thing about house md is that house has like every flavor of trauma responses and is cut deep by shit so much in his life that he in fact creates new ones. except over getting shot. like someone literallly walked in and shot him twice trying to kill him. and then he never brings it up again after it happens. not like he’s burying it and repressing. like it straight up did not phase him and he went right back to ruining patients lives afterwards. king.

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average friendship

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

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House drugged that coffee btw

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the funniest bits of house really ARE filmed like a mockumentary. the way the camera is moving around as taub awkwardly goes “um. i would like to buy some cocaine please” its SO giving the office