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Why hello, Chase Utley.
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MVP‼️
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I hate being a stickler for sports jerseys. Everyone I know, except for me, consistently buy fakes, and I can’t bring myself to buy another fake. I notice and care about the clear quality difference between fakes and real replicas, and it makes being a jersey collector a pain in the wallet sometimes
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Wait we not only WON against Eflin but Nola DIDN’T collapse?!?
It’s a 4th of July miracle. God bless America
Zach Eflin today against the Phillies
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Y’all ain’t ready for the day that SportsCenter pulls up a Sixers highlight saying:
BLOCKED BY TERQUAVION
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Me: No Phillies and no plans makes chase-utleys-left-nut go something something
My gf: Go crazy?
Me: DONT MIND IF I DO!
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Seattle has some of the coolest colors in sports (history) between the Sonics, Mariners, Kraken and Seahawks. Props to them
Bring Back The Sonics! //
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He’s so goddamn hot
BRANDON MARSH [20230508] Brandon Marsh Talks Phillies World Series Run and More
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Twitter might be back up and running but I’m still dedicated to creating a sports degenerate alter-ego here
#phillies#literally me#actually me#the beast within#go phillies#philadelphia phillies#there are two wolves within me#i am both wolves
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Went to the Phillies game today. Drank a lot of beer. Got a beer bat. All the beer helped ease the pain of another dumb loss by the Phillies
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You're so funny as a concept I'm obsessed
what’s funny about it i just happen to be his left testicle
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If Twitter is dead how the fuck am I supposed to get news from these dweebs, I refuse to watch ESPN constantly
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