#phillies

[phillyphangirl]

[matthewgrantanson]

Late Summer Sun, Philadelphia -- September 13th, 2023

Etsy

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dannies are like “yeah i know i have the worst taste. don’t worry i know i’m garbage. also sorry for having a lesbian crush on dan howell idk how to explain it he’s just my wife sometimes. also i hate him but it’s only ok for me to hate him btw. i’m very ashamed but sadly i was just born this way and lady gaga told me to love myself the way i was born but i make it pretty fucking hard to do that. dan is an annoying dumb whiny bitch and he’s everything to me. phil is a god and deserves to be worshipped as such i just belong in the trash bin with dan. it’s where i was born it’s where i grew up and its where i will die. its who i am inside and out to my core. i cannot tell you what this man means to me. he’s so stupid and he owns my heart. every time he talks i scream SHUT UP at my phone and here’s his handwriting tattooed on my arm. love is love okay and god has cursed me to love a cringefail whore that’s just the way it is. yeah ‘embrace the void and have the courage to exist’ was my senior quote so what. what about it. let me have inferior taste. yknow what why are you interrogating me” and honestly we’re so real for that

[luckthebard]

This is what the first two games of the season have felt like, please respect my privacy at this time.

[kitnita]

bryce harper reading hockey romance novels is so out of left field that it feels like it should be an april fools day thing, however,

[maxs-left-eye]

Yesterday, twitter enlightened us to this:

Today, the Phillies broadcast, like COWARDS, changed it to this:

[beehtml]

J.T. REALMUTO gets daycare-crimed | PHI @ WSH 04.06.2024

[roosterforme]

Oh.

My.

God.

Bradley!

[pointpilot]

since the phillies lost it'd make sense for asuka to rep them since she fails at everything anyway

[attaboyharper]

03/22/2024

[cojode]

must be a masochist because i miss the phillies

[qualitystart]

obsessed with nick taking kyle on a weird art date

(x)

[matthewgrantanson]

Brotherly/Love, Philadelphia -- September 13th, 2023

Etsy

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

Did you know if you go to a ballgame and it rains the park will put on another ballgame to watch while you wait for your field to dry

[luckthebard]

This Phillies game is taking YEARS off my life.

(I know I’ve said this before but I mean it this time.)

[phillyphangirl]