chatnoirka
chatnoirka
Beginner screenwriter and director
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📷 the_girl_who_have_lived 🐦LadyM 🐲LadyM#7775
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chatnoirka · 3 years ago
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happy 20th anniversary to this scene and this scene only
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chatnoirka · 3 years ago
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my wife fucking left me victorkain?:-)
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first time ever drawing him . interesting experience
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chatnoirka · 3 years ago
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Had an interesting ranked match w/ my friend and a conversation there inspired this comic
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chatnoirka · 3 years ago
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the decrease in costuming quality over the last 20 years has been soooo precipitous & nauseating. i’m not even talking abt marvel’s cg supersuits or anything this time, look at the fabric quality, structure, layering, character, and craftsmanship of older costumes in 102 dalmations (2000) vs cruella (2021)
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ever after (1998) vs cinderella (2021)
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lord of the rings (2001-2003) vs the rings of power (2022)
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this trend should upset you not just because it looks cheap, but because it suggests a strong anti-art and anti-labor movement in film and tv making. don’t forget costumers are unionized
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chatnoirka · 4 years ago
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Wracam sobie z Poznania do domu i jadę w autobusie. Mój chłopak postanowił mi towarzyszyć aż do przystanku końcowego.
Jest super i świetnie. Ja jadę w maseczce, on nie z racji iż zapomniał. No cóż bywa.
Nagle podchodzić typ, lat 40 lub ciut więcej. Patrzy to na mnie to na niego.
"Twoja dziewczyna to chyba się Ciebie wstydzi"
"Dlaczego Pan tak sądzi?"
"Bo nosi maseczkę. Ej, a w kościele też nosisz maseczkę?"
"Przykro mi, ale nie chodzę do kościoła"
"Też tak myślałem"
Wytłumaczy mi ktoś od kiedy maseczka jest wyznacznikiem chodzenia do kościoła!?
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chatnoirka · 5 years ago
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Lily: *she's holding Harry* Who's my favorite boy on whole world?
Sirius: *he put his hand up*
Lily: Sirius put your hand down!
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chatnoirka · 5 years ago
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Me: Mom, can we buy a buttercups?
Mom: We've got a buttercups near our house
Buttercups near house:
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#Jaskier #Kwiatki #Garden #Buttercup #Dandelion #Ogród #Flower #Witcher #Rivia #Bard
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chatnoirka · 5 years ago
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Me: Mom, can you pick a ferrant to me?
Mom: We've got a ferrant in our garden
Ferrant in garden:
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chatnoirka · 5 years ago
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Ciri: Geralt is basically my dad now
Jaskier: Aww, same
Ciri: No Jas, Geralt is your daddy
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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Joey Batey, in a tiger onesie, laying on someone's lap, getting his hair stroked, while cuddling a duck sounds absolutely fake, and yet, here we are.
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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Jaskier : I wrote ballad for you
Geralt : I don't want this
Jaskier : Maybe Priscilla will appreciate my effort
Geralt : Wait, what?
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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#car #Jaskier #Geralt #TheWitcher #Wiedźmin #GeraltOfRivia #Dandelion #Yennefer #CirillaRiannon #GeraltZRivii #Buttercup
geralt: *teaching Jaskier to drive* Okay, you’re driving and Yennefer and Ciri walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
jaskier: Definitely Yen. I would never hurt Ciri.
geralt:
geralt: The brakes, Jas. You hit the brakes.
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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Has this been done yet?
I just wanted to make a lighthearted meme and now I can’t stop thinking about modern au where they’re neighbours and their houses look exactly like this
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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Everyone needs a friend like Jaskier
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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Tim Aslam, responsible for the costumes in the series, revealed on his website the original design of the Jaskier's costume, including the characteristic bard hat. Ultimately, the hat concept was rejected by Lauren S. Hissrich, although it does not exclude that it will come back to this idea yet.
#Jaskier #TheWitcher #Netflix #Costumes #Bard #Buttercup #Wiedźmin #NetflixAdaptation #Dandelion #JoeyBatey #Joey #I didn't know this #He's cuuute
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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This is the best ship I've ever seen #wallpaper #Jaskier #Geralt #Buttercup #GeraltofRivia #Dandelion #art #bathscene #Wiedźmin #TheWitcher #Geraskier #thebestship (w: Tarnowo Podgórne) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7N24P6jzl5PP3YJwoGcVou_QqcIxVOZ5ixlI40/?igshid=okiye2rm066r
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chatnoirka · 6 years ago
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#Jaskier #Bard #Dandelion #Geralt #TheWitcher #Wiedźmin #bathscene #performance #Buttercup #GeraltofRivia #JoeyBatey #NetflixAdaptation #Netflix #"Friends" #Episode04 #Joey #cute and sweet
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Jaskier 1x04
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