cheesythemathwiz

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Time to celebrate one of the coolest numbers ever!!!”

“I got a pecan pie to celebrate! AND ICE CREAM!”

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“Been thinking about changing my name again.”

“I still probably won’t, but every time someone picks on it, I start thinking I should change it.”

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“I haven’t posted in a long time.”

“Mom got into another fight with dad and I think they’re both trying to get our landlord on their side.”

“Long story short, if this backfires I might need a new place to live.” 🤦‍♂️

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Guess who just beat Simon at chess! Haha! I am gettin’ so much better!”

“Chess club rocks.”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“When did the Chipettes get a whole holiday dedicated to them?”

“How long was that nap I took after breakfast?”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Hoping to make it to Thunder Waves one more time before school starts.”

“I really wanna ride the newest waterslide!”

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“I sold so many churros today! I might finally have enough cash saved up for a new pack of Magic The Gathering cards!”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Last Mathtron meeting today before Summer Vacation!”

“I’m gonna miss it, but also not….because SUMMER!”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“There’s a robotics team from California called The Cheesy Poofs.”

“No, I didn’t sponsor them. Would be SO COOL if I had.”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“I wish I was old enough to get my Driver’s License.”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Mildred is such a cool chick. We met a few years ago when we were in a biology class together. We had to take care of an iguana.”

“Guess what! She’s my girlfriend! How did that happen? Well, that’s a long story.”

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“I really do. Not sayin’ my life sucks or anything, but I wish it were easier.”

“My parents fight a lot. Dad’s almost lost his job at least 11 times. I’m struggling in every school subject except math….”

“It’s not easy being Cheesy.”

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“I once left pizza with anchovies hidden in my dad’s car.”

“But, in my defense, he let mom name me Cheesy when she was still drugged up after giving birth.”

“My dad thinks he’s a comedian.” 🙄

[cheesythemathwiz]

“I didn’t realize making Alvin an honorary Mathtron meant he’d be interrupting us in the middle of meetings.”

“I shoulda seen that comin’.”

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“I’ll be Kirby! He’s one of my favorite characters.”

“Nothing better than videogames and crackers on a Sunday night!”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Heck yeah! Smash bros is awesome!”

“Nothing better than videogames and crackers on a Sunday night!”

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Please don’t.”

“I am here to prove math can be cooler than pie.”

“That’s a funny joke it you get it. I don’t wanna explain it, because that’d wreck the joke.”