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Almonds and Bras
Imagine if almonds had tits where almond milk came out of and almonds needed bras to support them
“Oh deary me I do believe this store does NUT have my size”
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Who was fighting for the werewolves? That’s my question
One time I spent all of first period listening to this girl fight with the teacher about whether or not werewolves are a legitimate species
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I was watching a video and there was this ad



There was a guy with a dolphin stuck in his stomach and I’m pretty sure it was for a medicine commercial
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Have you ever vomited so hard that it came out of your nose as well? And if so did you eat takis before that because it BURNED
#holy shit#blood was coming out of my nose#it was orange#it burns#it hurt to breathe#i feel like shit#oh shit#why am i like this#like why#honestly tho like#i deserve this#but i also dont
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This is the shit I came here for
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
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I thought that thumb was a faceless person until I scrolled down some more and got a nice surprise
Taking care of a kitty
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What if there’s like a group of people who just text post, tweet, and post anything they want to make the general public Agee to, like depression and stuff
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Have you ever vomited so hard that it came out of your nose as well? And if so did you eat takis before that because it BURNED
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Holy macaroni i have schoolaroni tommorow
#school#starting school#classes#ugh#just kill me#i watched mission impossible recently#it was pretty entertaining#okay peace
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I was helping a friend do some math homework over text and she sent me a pic and we had to find x and i showed her how to do that but then she had to find why and then when I told her to substitute the x she was like it doesn’t work like that. Smdh.
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I can kill people, just with my tears. What’s next, I can kill people with my farts?


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I was watching a video and there was this ad



There was a guy with a dolphin stuck in his stomach and I’m pretty sure it was for a medicine commercial
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