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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

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FFVII and wolf pupy tweets.

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aerith week | bonus day - relationships

she’s special to everyone! ☺️

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FFVII: REMAKE + HUGS

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“Man, you need to lighten up. Hell, you might even try smiling.”

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Imagine Anakin absolutely losing his mind as it’s explained to him that his marriage is literally illegal because of article whatever subsection b and it’s because 400 years ago there was an entrapment scheme and that’s why Padme is being sued by the republic

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nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

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We never see the two together hardly at all but could we be blessed with some Magne and Shigaraki.

I’m sorry this took a while <3

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people who compile lore from 18232893 different sources in-game and elsewhere and make it a) easy to read and b) readily available online… thank u i lov u

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i love motifs i love recurring themes i love symbolism i love foreshadowing i love impactful narratives

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BNHA S6 - 2nd Trailer

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I’ve never needed anyone to be in a polyamorous relationship as much as Zack/Aerith/Cloud/Tifa

Zack x Aerith? Deserved better. We were robbed from it.

Zack x Cloud? Tragic best friends to lovers. Absolutely. I’m in for the angst.

Cloud x Tifa? Childhood friends to lovers. Slowburn and pinning 💯

Tifa x Aerith? My girls had better chemistry with each other than anyone else in the game. A hundred times yes.

Cloud x Aerith? Cute, wholesome, comfort ship.

Zack x Tifa? OP and kind-hearted hotties bonding over protecting their dumbass bf/gf from getting into trouble and making out while at it. Count me in.

This is so much better than some love triangle bs. In this essay I will

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Sorry babe I can’t come to bed rn, gotta tuck in and kiss my 6 fusion swords goodnight

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3x11 || 3x13

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My big dumb Hawke/Varric idea is that Varric felt like he couldn't write himself into Tale of the Champion as a love interest despite it being true and he complained about this so much during cards that one of the others members of the Kirkwall crew finally went "fine just make it me then lol"

And they were kidding except then everybody else spoke up and said it should be them instead, and this culminates in five slightly different editions of the book that are sold in different areas of Thedas. There are ship wars.

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what if during their life changing field trip toph and zuko picked up a new chill hobby

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CRISIS CORE REUNION WHO’S READY???