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Got told I’m a poser and when I asked why I was told it’s because I don’t actually own a cherubi.

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Is your hair naturally two-toned or..?

It’s natural, darling. :3

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i stepped on a bee at your last performance

uh? sorry to hear that??

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Everyone says Jigglypuff are so sweet. Jigglypuff are so cute! They are but they also don’t tell you that Jigglypuff will wake you up at the motherfuckin’ crack of dawn because they feel like it!!!

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When my Golurk was a Golett it didn’t like me very much. It hit me and dislocated my jaw!~

That was not fun…

rotomblr: reblog with the worst injury you’ve ever gotten from a pokémon, wild or domestic

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i want to slurp up a barboach like a noodle

What the heck, man. What did Barboach do to you?!

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Must I try so hard for a little attention? Come onnnn. I even encourage you lot to pester me with a question or two! I’m soooo bored tonight.

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My back hurts from carrying that battle livestream. What would Skyla have done without me!

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If you’re going to follow/stalk someone then maybe try not to make it obvious. Anyway I guess I need to ask my Golurk to do something for me real quick!

I appreciate my fans but I don’t appreciate this kind of behavior.

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you’re so girliepop

Thank you for saying this and not giving me a pipe bomb.

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mailbox pipebomb in your

I don’t get it.

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I think my Golurk is perfectly capable of being a bodyguard, actually.

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Well aren’t you just helpful!~ Wonderful vocals. 🍒

What’s Wonderwall and why does a fan keep suggesting I sing it.

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What’s Wonderwall and why does a fan keep suggesting I sing it.

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purrloin making pizza for you because you’re cool

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my manager keeps annoying me but I have to be nice to him. (Unfortunately)

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Kirby likes to do this when she gets mad. Not very threatening!~