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yo like

this whole "the only reason you liked me was because i liked sasuke" is probably the most disappointing retconning factor of them all in this movie if it's true t b h

yeah let me just go ahead and negate all the sincere moments in the manga and basically shit on my characters feelings/motives etc by saying it was 

all for the sake of rivalry

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Wat

So we get a few panels of team 7 at the end of 699, where all Sasuke says is "btw I'm sorry for a lot of the bullshit I put u through but we cool right" and Sakura calls him a dummy? Wait...

Wait...

Wait.......

WAIT.

I'm confused. Like, I only slightly preferred N/S over other pairings because I don't give a shit but they seemed really logical and im like oh damn this is like the past teams structure, but even I feel like this was OOC. She never called Sauce a dummy, she always did that with Naruto. On top of that, we basically see them in 699, all three of them and then we have 700 and suddenly BABYFEST HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Yeah I actually as much as I hate to admit it don't feel like this is how it was all planned to end. Like the ending between Naruto and Sauce yeah but everything else just felt way too rushed. I don't mind the ending pairings (LOL SAI/INO ETC and ShikaTema ftw), but you can't write an epilogue and then be like "oh by the way I'll make a 1 hour something long movie to cover this and negate the last 15 years of my own manga). That's crazy talk and I actually think that part and this ending was mostly about $$$$$$$.  Idk I'm not someone who gets salty at all but if you're gonna do a pair or whatever at least have it done right. You had Sauce showing literally no interest for any girl ever that could be put past normal interaction and then suddenly you have him having kids with her. And Sakura wtf didn't this guy try ending your life and treat you like shit O_O. And basically Naruto didn't get the girl that we thought he loved for the past 15 years and 698 chapters...just like obito...just like jiraiya...LOL. Moral of the story: never give up unless its on the one you said you loved. 

Yea moving on to bigger and better manga where shit is actually resolved and not just pulled out of nicki manaj's ass

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ok i read the chapter and then my DASH DECIDED TO TORTURE ME AND IT DID A THING AND I REALLY HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW 

arm leg same thing rip 

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this is great and all but wtf happened to yamato?

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ok ok wait wait wait...

i swear if the "shocking ending" for the conclusion of the manga is that nardo ends up saying ok sauce u can rule the world in darkness and i will help u so u don't have to be lonely I'm gonna-

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ch 696

jfc this chapter was a disappointment

like…the manga is ending in less than a month. LESS.

THAN.

A.

MONTH.

AND YOURE TELLING ME THAT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF THE LOOSE ENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TIED TOGETHER BY THE END OF THIS THING WHILE SAUCE BE LIKE "HEH IMA KIL U" AND NARDO IS LIKE "BITCH LIKE U WILL" FOR THE NEXT HOW MANY EVER CHAPTERS

CAN WE AT LEAST SEE MY WAIFU SAKURA WAKING UP OR SOMETHING LIKE JFC

ok no seriously I'm also so tired of kishi being like "damn i wish i made sauce the main character" bc he basically has given him all of the freebie power ups in the world. I DONT THINK IVE EVER EVEN SEEN HIM TRAIN ONCE LOL SAGHKJALSDGKLJHSDAGKLHJASHKLJGSGKLA

don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on sauce or anyone, rather I'm hating on the storytelling here like iushgiashgdakjghalkshgk i can't i swear I'm only finishing this thing out to the end now NOT BECAUSE OF THE STORY  because that ship sailed when motherfuking madara randomly kicked the bucket and some girl named kaguya (?) became the big bad ok????  but because I wanna see some other shit resolved (kakashis face???) (SHIPPING WARS LOL)

ok end rant I'm so sorry like i just can't anymore

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Well, shit

I didn't even see this panel when I first read the chapter, but I have to wonder why Kishi would put this specific instance of the Sage's monologue right over a panel of Sakura out cold. Considering that almost every last detail of this manga has been pretty much intentional, I wouldn't be surprised if Kishi was trying to tell us something here, though I don't think Sakura could ever truly hate Sasuke. 

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here come the mecha-naruto iron-man trailer crossovers >:)

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Thoughts on the plot so far...

I don't know if I'm interpreting this wrong, but I keep reading panicky fans going back to roughly chapter ~470ish and referencing something that Naruto said. When Naruto last encountered Sasuke, he said that the next time they both fought they would both die. And call me crazy but... Technically they DID both fight-- and they both technically died. Of course, the more in-depth interpretation of that statement is that "the next time they fought EACH OTHER", but that was never explicitly stated as "the next time we fight EACH OTHER" or "the next time we face off" etc.  To be quite honest, I'm just rambling a bit here and trying to understand what the final outcome would be. Personally it wouldn't make sense for both Naruto and Sasuke to die-- it would defeat the purpose of the new generation surpassing the old, and while it would I GUESS end the "cycle" of hatred, it wouldn't result in Naruto's dreams being fulfilled. Essentially, the story would kind of just…collapse within itself and have a sort of deceptive conclusion. Also everyone would be stuck inside the tree forever and that would suck. But I guess KakaSaku fans would be happy (LOL) since they'd have the world to themselves >:)  When it comes to the entire NaruSaku pairing, I don't really see any true conclusion coming until the very end of the manga. As a mostly objective reader (mostly…;) ), I feel like it has an 85-90% chance of being endgame and canon, as, once again, the manga is about the new generation surpassing the old. Naruto should ideally succeed where his predecessors failed, and the parallels (while other fandoms deem them irrelevant, I've yet to see a successful story without the use of it) are very strong. In regards to Sakura's feelings, while I don't believe that there are panels that blatantly say "Sakura ROMANTICALLY reciprocates Naruto's feelings", I believe there are ambiguous and very important hints throughout the manga. Of course, I believe Kishi leaves them ambiguous on purpose for more impact (and also to be a demon and fuel the shipping wars LOL jk). I don't really count her confession because of the Sasuke implications of it, but there's no doubt that Naruto's become one of, if not THE most, important people in her life at the moment. While I doubt that Kishi will have Sakura intervene in the upcoming Naruto vs. Sasuke battle, I do believe she may realize just who it is she has been shown to truly care for.  Anyway, these are just some of my late night thoughts about the progression of the story etc. Let me know what you think :>

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lol

i can't

the resemblance is just too damn much

i just fucking can't

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new chapter

Lmao I knew Sasuke couldn't have been up to any good. And Sakura knew it all aloooong~~~~~~ inb4 manga lasts two more years because of this new fight LOL chapter 693: naruto has flashbacks about sasuke chapter 694: naruto has flashbacks about him fighting sasuke

chapter 695: naruto has flashbacks about his last encounter with sasuke

chapter 696: naruto takes first punch at sasuke

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Friendly reminder that 400 chapters ago

Sai said this to Sakura and then in 635

it came fucking full circle So who's to say a certain scene from chapter 3 WON'T be revisited ;)

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poop

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reblogging again because tumblr

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Friend's Reactions to New chapter (in real time)

Sexermuffin Chew~: GO READ IT NOW

Rick: just woke up

Sexermuffin Chew~: OR GTFO

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Sexermuffin Chew~: I LOVE IT

Sexermuffin Chew~: SOMUCH

Rick: ill read in a sec

Rick: reading now

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Sexermuffin Chew~: OMG

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Rick: WHITE DRAGON?

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Rick: AND JUST FUCKS EM BOTH UP