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what the fuck was i on when i wrote this because i genuinely don't remember typing these words

Dear Boink Employee,

Cumgrats on the "promo"tion!

We here at Boink Studios view all our servants as family :)

So we want you- yes you- to experience prosperity. That's right, for absolutely ZERO, yes you heard that correctly, ZERO MONEYS, you too can meet the Monkey God who gifts us our lifeform!

This is a very reir opportuntity. He's a very busy man- er, monkey! Hahahah.

Your meeting time will be at 5:34 P.M. in the Vandil Zone! Don't forget to bring your complimentary Hadmat Suit!

Additionally, I can't wait to see you tonight in my office 😏😏💕 Don't forget to bring the Cranberry Juice this time...

Soft and slightly uncomfortable regards,

Upper CEO Manager DFO John "Worse Than the U.S. President" Adams

(Boink Studios is not liable for mind controlling, mind bending, heart failure, leg lengthening, toe twinkling, appendicitis, death, or eternal nightmares caused by the Monkey God.)

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Some genderfluid icons of some genderfluid icons.

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some RBM + some boyfriends bc im unwell

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need to draw shark and rbm exploring each others bodies

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I am always saying this

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"Autistic characters in popular media are always robots or aliens" I mean, that's just not true. Autistic characters in popular media in fact span a wide range of backgrounds, including (but not limited to):

Time traveller

Former cultist

Morbid little girl

Grown in a tube

Ambiguously foreign

Talking animal

Curse victim

Tech support

Raised by wolves

Ninja assassin

World famous detective

French

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this is how i fell out of love with myself.

she came out of childhood excited, prepared. she came out unknowing.

two points docked for ignorance.

she kept on going, knowing damn well what others believed, what others thought (not knowing how that would somehow carry onto her elder life).

five points docked for discrepancies and lack of discussion.

they began experimenting, and simultaneously began realising. a step forward. they started questioning themselves past being normal. two steps back.

four points docked for stepping outside of the lines. one point added for creativity, at least.

xey stopped acting normal (well, acting as normal as xey could).

seven points docked for idiocy.

she fell back into normalcy (failed at doing so).

two points for effort.

she gave up at that when school stopped again.

one point docked for lack thereof.

he began experimenting again (stop, stop, stop, fucking stop).

three points docked because they’re onto you.

he kept changing, kept evolving (dodging the glares and the laughs through every class period).

fifteen points docked because, what are you, emo? wanting them to kill themselves? wanting them to die?? for bullying you??? you’re not that special. you’re not.. fuckin’, i don’t know, wednesday addams! you’re just you. and it’s pitiful. shut the fuck up and have a panic attack at home like the rest of us.

he kept trying to stay alive.

twenty seven points docked because now you’re just feeling sorry for yourself. venting your feelings out to anyone who’ll listen, i mean, do you see yourself right now? you’re pitiful. fucking suffer in silence like the rest of us.

look where you are.

-61 points down in the drain and you’re still out here, on some pointless website, begging for sympathy instead of just rotting like the fag you were meant to b

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fuck my ass for more daily minecraft videos

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im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane

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she watches as the tides roll in, and a look of sorrow flashes on her face as the waters bring along a bone.

just a single bone.

a rib.

somewhere, deep in her marrow-constructed heart, she feels an ounce of regret.

not guilt. never guilt.

but she knows that in another world, she came before him.

she washes the blood off her shoes. no-one else is there to do so. the one person who would is busy pretending to be a mortal.

the stains do not budge.

she paints flowers over them.

"eve," the lord calls out in a dream, "are you ready to become?"

she pictures a world where the heart is protected not by ribs, but by flowers.

she is not ready.

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Velvet Goldmine (1998)

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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No but seriously imagine it:

Your seeing Oppenheimer in theatres. After 130 minutes of graphic sex scenes as explosion sound effects play in the background, Oppenheimer himself seems very excited about something, and faces the audience. He says his famous catchphrase- “I am become death, destroyer of worlds,” and you feel the urge to say something, but before you can fully comprehend what, you spout “Lemon Demon reference?!” All of a sudden, Neil Cicierega comes out and starts singing “Aurora Borealis”. When Neil gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing….

“My grip on my secrets slipping while I’m speaking in tongues, screaming at the top of my lungs in the confession booth.”

Lights flash everywhere, and you see Oppenheimer singing Aurora Borealis along with Neil Cicierega, while Will Wood and the Tapeworms are singing 2econd 2ight 2eer. Everyone in the audience is going wild and Crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Grian and Scar from Third Life walk onto screen and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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What an awful thing to wake up to. I'm just... I feel so fucking sorry for Shubble.

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is that a compass in your pocket or does your peenus always point to true north

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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr