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Chikn Nuggit Incorrect Quotes
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Bezel: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Hawt Saus: You're right.
Chikn Nuggit: That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Fwench Fwy: What’s the one thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Iscream: Raise the dead. Fwench Fwy: And what did you do? Iscream: …Raise the dead.
(Source: Gravity Falls)
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Iscream: Twenty thousand years from now, I guarantee you I will be Fwench Fwy's second spouse.
Fwench Fwy: What happened to my first spouse?
Iscream: Nothing you can prove.
(Source: iCarly)
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Iscream: When I was small—
Fwench Fwy: [laughs] Was?
(Source: Buzzfeed Unsolved)
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Slushi: My knee cracked so loudly I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Cheezborger: Chikn Nuggit got into a fight.
Iscream: That’s bad.
Iscream:
Iscream: Did they win?
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Chikn Nuggit: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Bezel: I came out here to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Cofi: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there, and their fear fuels me.
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Sody Pop: I send my army to attack!!
Sody Pop: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Slushi: I tried to write "I'm a functioning adult," but my phone changed it to "I'm a fictional adult," and I think that's more accurate.
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Fwench Fwy: If karma doesn't hit you, I heckin' will.
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Hawt Saus: Helpful grammar tip, "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Murderer: Any last words?
Iscream: Do you think I’m cute? Be honest.
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Chikn Nuggit: You're giving me a sticker?
Cheezborger: Not just a sticker. That's a sticker of a kitty saying, "Meow!"
Chikn Nuggit: I'm not a pre-schooler.
Cheezborger: Fine, I'll take it back.
Chikn Nuggit: I earned this, back off!
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Chikn Nuggit: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time.
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