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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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Watching some of the supplements to the pink flamingos criterion and this performer in the movie, Elizabeth Coffey was pre-op while filming, and if you’ve seen the movie you know she famously or infamously exposes herself on camera. Fast forward 50 years to a retrospective of John waters in 2022 in a Baltimore art museum, and I guess they’d made their bathrooms gender neutral somewhat recently and also named the bathrooms after John waters. So John invited Elizabeth Coffey who is also still alive and an advocate for trans seniors to come and be the first person to piss in their newly gender neutral bathrooms lol which seems like a very John waters thing to do lol

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Pink Flamingos (1972)

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I am going absolutely feral over these BTS Shock Treatment pics......

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currently tearing up thinking about how “suddenly seymour showed me i can learn how to be more the girl that’s inside me” takes on a whole new meaning when audrey is played by a trans woman

anyway it just makes my heart so happy to see jinkx playing an ingenue she’s truly blazing a trail for trans and drag performers everywhere

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Rebecca Ferguson's personal charisma is so off the charts. It's not that she's beautiful only - there's tons of beautiful actresses - it's some ineffable extra thing going on when she's on camera.

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I love Christmas and Easter as a Slav cause it means I get to overdose on sarma, russian salad and baccalà mantecato for at least two weeks straight 🤤♥️

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Leila Chatti, from "Postcard from Gone"

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Miller's Girl (2024)

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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Lady Jessica is pulling the ultimate white saviour cult leader boy mom moves, but dammit, she's serving inexplicable amounts of cunt doing it