Call me Alice | 22 | she/her | pansexual cryptid of the north Just some more trash for the polluted river that is the internet. Don't expect that much activity but here I am anyway!
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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body
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I am gonna explore so much urban like you would not BELIEVE
My beef with the premise behind "The Purge" is that it's not laws stopping people from killing each other in the streets - it's kinda just the default human experience to not want to hurt anyone. We succeeded as a species because we're generally decent at getting along with each other. The average, well-adjusted human has no desire to inflict undeserved harm.
We do, however, hate rules, so we'd probably still get a little wild in less harmful ways.
No "none," you're a hardened criminal now. Please feel free to share more details of your heinous (victimless) acts in comments or tags 😎
#reblob#there's a giant abandonded manor house right next to my street#I've always wnted to go ghost hunting there#plus all the abandoned things#maybe steal the deed to somewhere I explore#and the money for all the cleaning and taxes
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Happy 10 years in the ball pit
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Tumblr, stop recommending me terf posts please? 'Based on my likes' - show me where I started liking terf shit because I cannot see it. I would very much like to know so I can remove it. Considering the BS you've been doing to trans people's blogs of late this ain't a good look for you boo.
#If I get one more r*df*ms weird misandrist post on my dash today#Imma start vomiting blood or something#not on my pride month plz thx
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After this you start hearing The Voice of the Goofy.
But it's too late now, isn't it? Some things, when honked, can never be unhonked. Everything goes dark, and you're pied.
#reblob#get clowned on hero#slay the princess#been playing through this and scarlet hollow for a straight month now#don't send help#I am fine
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I drew cats from stardew valley :D
#reblob#stardew valley#cats#omg these are so cute!#Always pick orange cat tbh#silliness unreal#unmatched#so right op#1.6 has been fueling my existance
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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reblog for larger sample size :)
#A Cockatrice!!#I used to plag the hysteria mod for zoo tycoon 2#and fell in love with these ridiculous bastards#does it have a practical use?#No :D#but neither do plenty of pets#so why not giant dragon chicken?#also it's different from a basilisk shut up#i mean not really but i prefer the goofier name
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Hypermobility is being able to massage your own shoulder blades to relieve the knots in your back without having to strain to do it.
Hypermobility is also the reason you have the knots in the first place.
It's a self-fulfilling curse. An ouroboros of connective tissue fuckery, if you will.
#reblob#ugh#me#then my joints get even more fucked cuz i twisted em way too hard trying to fix another one#because my dumbfuck body doesn't really understand#that it's not normal to push em that far#and boom#dislocated again
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An Isometric Terraria world
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Ok, the porn bots showing up to follow me is bad enough, but my ask box? Seriously? Y’all aren’t meant to be in there please leave this is not your land
#spam bots#i swear to god#im gonna find the source of these virtual fuckers#and break their god dang arms#staff#please#I am begging you#fix our hellsite#bots
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#so this is why tumblr has an obsession with crabs#that's what's powering the servers#no wonder the site is broken as shit sometimes#it's crab-powered#explains so much actually#reblob
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You can only reblog this today.
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For all the stealth archers out there...
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If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"
#Bunny!#He's a stuffed rabbit#I've had him since I was born#but so's my dad#he's almost 60!#Old man that he is
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I love our very functional webbed site :)
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