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BAT!!!!

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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The Batfamily isn’t just comfortable with nudity, they’re comfortable with the process of getting nude. Rapidly. On a dime. Because one moment you’re fine and the next you’ve got acid sizzling across your armor or fear toxin sinking in past your undersuit and you need to get out of that suit and bare ass naked in under ten seconds — or you’re toast. You don’t have time for embarrassment or prudishness. If you’re lucky enough not to be the Batkid in trouble, you’re helping them yank down their pants or undo a harness or even slice through armor weave with your knife if it means getting them out faster. Nobody cares if you’re naked, they’re patting you down looking for acid marks and yeah, Alfred’s coming down the hallway with an industrial hose because guess what? You’re about to get hosed down just in case (Bruce’s insistence). And somehow you’re grateful.

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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Absolutely agree.

To defeat algorithmic censorship, we must do something I call "reverse euphemism". Instead of coming up with "clean" versions of taboo terms, we need to use the taboo terms to refer to mundane things, thus forcing the censors to allow them.

We already started doing it with "rawdogging". We should keep going.

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incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf 👍

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I did not have BOTH the 12th and 15th Doctors being at Glastonbury 2025 but I love it

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Don't check the notes. People forget that low empathy autism exists and say some awful shit sometimes. Checking will be bad for your mental health, but I have warned you.

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This is why SOME of us actually look to third party candidates as real, genuine options. America is a fascist nation regardless of who is in charge, and we're TERRORISTS, but it gets covered up because we're "the good guys." We don't have a left wing in America. We have a far right wing and a further right wing.

Obama Gave the Saudis the Bombs. Trump Pressed the Button. You Clapped.

I remember when Obama helped bomb a school bus in Yemen. August 9, 2018. A bunch of kids, most of them under 11, on a damn field trip. Forty boys. Eleven adults. Blown to pieces. Some of the bodies were so torn up their parents couldn’t even recognize them. And the bomb? It was made in the US. Sold to the Saudis. Dropped with our help. A 500 pound laser guided MK 82 bomb. US tech. US tax dollars. US fingerprints all over it. And while Yemeni parents were pulling little limbs out of the wreckage, liberals over here were still crying about how people once made fun of Obama’s tan suit like that was the biggest scandal he ever faced. Let’s not pretend this came out of nowhere. The US had been backing Saudi Arabia’s war on Yemen since 2015. Obama started it. Trump continued it. Biden pretended to stop it. Same machine. Obama approved arms deals worth over 115 billion to the Saudis. Biggest arms sale in US history. He let them use our planes, our refueling, our satellite intel. Congress didn’t vote on it. Nobody asked us. The media barely covered it. But the bombs kept falling. Markets. Weddings. Schools. Hospitals. Kids. Over and over. And every time we said anything, people told us to calm down. Be reasonable. Be civil. Like this was a fucking debate club. You know how wild it is to see people defend a guy because he had good manners while he was helping to starve millions? Yemen was collapsing. Blockades cut off food and medicine. Cholera spread like wildfire. Kids were eating leaves to survive. But sure. Let’s talk about how Obama made people feel calm. Let’s post one more gif of him dancing or crying or slow jamming the news while children were bleeding out under rubble. You wanna talk about dignity? Try looking a Yemeni father in the eye after a bomb we sold killed his entire family. See how dignified you feel. This isn’t about one bus. That bus was just one piece of a massacre. We trained their pilots. Gave them coordinates. Gave them the bombs. This wasn’t rogue. This was policy. Deliberate. Quiet. Slick. It was empire with a smile. And Obama played it well. He made war look good. He made Democrats feel smart for liking him. Liberals treated him like a messiah. Never mind the kill lists. Never mind the drone strikes on American citizens. Never mind the kid he killed two weeks after his dad. Sixteen years old. Sitting outside. Boom. Gone. And people still had the nerve to say he brought decency back to the White House. Decency. What a joke. Every time we tried to talk about this, we got shut down. “Foreign policy is complicated.” “He had no choice.” “What about the Republicans.” No. He made choices. He made them every Tuesday when he looked over his assassination list. He made them when he approved arms deals. When he ignored Congress. When he let the Saudis run wild on a country full of poor brown families. He knew what he was doing. He did it anyway. And liberals still treat him like a saint because he didn’t yell on Twitter. I remember those kids. I remember their little blood soaked backpacks. I remember the survivors. Little boys missing legs. Missing eyes. Shell shocked forever. What were they doing? Just trying to go on a school trip. And the media barely cared. Nobody wore Yemeni flags on their Instagram profiles. Nobody cried on SNL. Nobody even knew their names. But we knew Obama wore a tan suit once and that was apparently the great liberal trauma of our time.

This is the problem. People care more about style than substance. They care more about vibes than bodies. Obama looked cool. Spoke nice. Made white people feel safe. So the wars didn’t count. The killings didn’t count. The war crimes were fine because he smiled. That’s what liberalism became. A hollow performance.

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I will never not reblog this speedster of the dog world

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

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Ringside

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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@keylineanon

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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Well!

So first, let's clear a common misconception: no, President Abraham Lincoln did not love Black people nor see them as human equals. At best he was centrist about it (though, even his implication that 'exceptional' Black men ought to vote got him assassinated).

"My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do, it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union...I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free."

The "freeing of slaves" after the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 was meant to kneecap the economic and military powers of the seceded South. Lettuce stop making a white savior figure out of Lincoln, or thinking that my people's shackles were unchained via anything other than desperate war strategy and extreme violence. Think on that, for a moment.

That being said!

But not everyone in Confederate territory would immediately be free. Even though the Emancipation Proclamation was made effective in 1863, it could not be implemented in places still under Confederate control. As a result, in the westernmost Confederate state of Texas, enslaved people would not be free until much later. Freedom finally came on June 19, 1865, when some 2,000 Union troops arrived in Galveston Bay, Texas. The army announced that the more than 250,000 enslaved black people in the state, were free by executive decree. This day came to be known as "Juneteenth," by the newly freed people in Texas.

Consider going through the Smithsonian website to learn about Juneteenth! Recognize why it's an actual day of freedom, versus July 4th and the independence of a select few.

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