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Rainbow mo

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the thing about the superboys is that kon is Punk and Dark and constantly serving Doesn't Give a Fuck and then you get to know him and hes an absolute soft sweetheart

whereas Jon is a Southern Gentleman and Resident Sunshine Boy and wears worn jeans and soft blue hoodies but then you get to know him and hes got anger issues for days and once told batman to fuck off to his face

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I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined

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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

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It was very clear that when clark decided to start wearing his supersuit under his everyday clothes he had never taken getting laid into account.

In his defense, he hadn't thought he would end up dating billionaire playboy and public sex object, Bruce Wayne of all people. Of all the torment superman has endured nothing has ever felt more like a cruel an unusual punishment than having to constantly reject the advance of his new boyfriend as to not reveal his secret identity

Every time things start to get hot and streamy between them he has to make up some excuse before his shirt can be unbuttoned enough to show his family crest. When he was dating Lois it wasn't an issue because she already knew who he was but his relationship with bruce was still far too new for that. He's considered leaving the suit in his apartment and speeding there to change but in his line of work time is critical and he can't afford to waste it. Even leaving it for just one night makes him paranoid that that's the night he'll need it most

Whats worse is that Bruce has been very accommodating. It's obvious he knows clark is making up excuses but he never pushes or ask follow-up questions. Instead he's started not so subtly telling him how it's okay if he needs time or how he doesn't mind waiting and they don't have to do anything he's not comfortable which Clark appreciates he really does but the knowledge that he has access to the hottest man he has ever seen and can't act on it is not so slowly driving him insane

At this point he's wondering if he could just convince bruce he's really into Superhero role play. Seeing his boyfriend in a sexy batman costume doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world

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✮ double trouble ✮

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💥！

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💥！

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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Corensuperbattinson is EVERYTHING and I am not accepting arguments!

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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もっと頑張りたい

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

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More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea