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The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Popecess

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JULIUS CAESAR HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 2069 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

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🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

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Proto-Indo-Europeans be like “*g̑n̥néh₃mi stéh₂tim” and then they take you into the middle of the steppe

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shoutout to chappell roan for once again proving that knighthood is the sexiest thing ever

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

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citationless behavior

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julius caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

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i made a playlist of songs that have a duration as a title

points of interest in this one:

i spent a frankly insane amount of time calculating how long “One Hundred Sleepless Nights” is, which culminated in using government data and an actual spreadsheet

“52 Weeks” < “365 Days” = “525,600 Minutes” < “1 Year”

“5 Years, 3 Months, 18 Days” followed by “5 Years, 4 Months, 3 Days” followed by “5 Years, 8 Months and 12 Days”

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mineru and solanum are the same person To Me 

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fossil record patisserie

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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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i’ve gotta get sluttier before the narrative dooms me completely

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best part about tears of the kingdom is that now both link and zelda have canonically eaten rocks

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hi! i was wondering if you had a recommended sappho translation? i read one the other day that was stripped of all queerness and i was like :/

hello!! hooray this is my favorite kind of question!! My personal favorites are Anne Carson's translations -- I recommend her book "If Not, Winter". Carson is a poet herself and does a wonderful job with the translations, and she keeps the queerness! Best of luck with your Sappho reading and have fun discovering new emotions :)