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[chronicmisfit]

Hello, may I have some Apple pie with cinnamon whipped cream?

I hope you have an interest in mirrors, Anon, 'cause I got this idea and ran as I got into writing these head canons.

Order: Romantic NSFW Snow White curse Boys

Sometimes Elbert will have Kate in his lap, facing a full length mirror as he touches her

Usually this will happen when he is feeling more possessive

He will make her watch herself in the mirror

He’ll whisper in her ear too

“Do you see how beautiful you look right now…?”

Elbert likes to be able to look in the mirror and see all of her beauty at once

It definitely doesn’t help his urge to lock her away

Once Elbert takes her, Kate can’t get herself to look away from his length inside her

Alfons noticed Kate looking at them in a mirror while he was teasing her

He uses his power to convince her that she is unable to look away from the mirror

Then he slowly and carefully undresses her body

He’s pleased to find her body aroused from the situation Alfons put her in

He tells her to watch in the mirror intently

He fingers her to release several times while she can’t look away

Only then does he undress himself

He finds himself giddy to take her knowing that she’s watching him so intensely

“Keep your eyes on where our bodies meet, will you…?”

Roger overheard Kate admitting to another member of Crown that she’s thought of mirror sex before

It comes as a big surprise to Kate when a large mirror comes in as an order for Roger

It’s then that Roger tells Kate what he heard her say

Kate gets flustered, to Roger’s amusement

Once the mirror is set up, it doesn’t take long for Roger to have her a mess

They’re both still dressed, but Roger has his hand beneath her clothes touching her core

She’s looking in the mirror at where his hand disappears into her clothes

“I know you like what you see, little lady.”

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Harro Azul! Can I have fruit salad with a vanilla latte with whipped cream. And can it be modern AU? (Its okay if not tho)

Oh my god, this post reminds me of me and my girlfriend so much (she's jude, im kate).

Order: Romantic Jude with Fluff

Additional: Modern!AU

If Modern!Jude and Modern!Kate can agree on nothing else

It is that Hallmark movies are the cringiest thing ever

They’re so fake

And the main characters are so dumb most of the time

Kate still watches them though because she is a romantic at heart

But if Jude is around they both just end up roasting the movies.

“Are you watching one of those trash movies again?” Jude cringes, seeing the hallmark logo in the corner of the TV screen as he comes into their house.

Kate nods, “They aren’t ALL trash.”

“Princess, none of these movies are realistic.” Jude takes off his coat, “What’s this one about?”

“Another noble falling in love with a commoner.” Kate answers simply.

He scoffs, “Princes aren’t like what the guys in these movies are like. Not that the guys in these movies are any better.”

“Actually, this guy is Count.” Kate quips.

In the movie, the female lead says, “It’s funny, there’s not that much regality to him. He’s kind, he’s funny- he’s actually kind of a dork.”

Jude gags as he sits next to Kate, “Please don’t tell me you’re imagining me when watching these.”

Laughing, Kate shakes her head, “No, no, if anything I imagine you’re all the characters telling the main character she’s insane.”

“I don’t know whether to be glad, or offending.” Jude rolls his eyes.

“Offended?! Why?” Kate asks.

“Because you’re comparing me to anyone in these godawful movies, princess.” He leans in close to Kate, “Do you really think I’m anything like the people those writers come up with?”

Kate blushes at their proximity, “No… I guess not.”

Jude leans back and turns the TV off, “Good, now stop watching this trash, I’m taking you to see a quality movie.”

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Hey there, would love a toasted bread along with a vanilla cinnamon latte, with a good amount of whipped cream of course 🤭 (I think including things like aftercare would be nice too hehe, Thank you!!)

Hehe, You're welcome Anon! I decided to try my hand at writing a oneshot (i couldn't get the actual smut part right though so I skipped it and y'all can just imagine that part.)

I decided to use the one bed trope, so have fun with that ;)

Order: Romantic NSFW Ellis with Fluff

Ellis and Kate were sent on a mission alone

They had to get a hotel room because it is lasting through a few days

The hotel room has one twin size bed.

Ellis offers to take the couch so that Kate can have the bed

Kate tries to offer the opposite

because ‘You’re so tall you’ll barely fit on the bed and the couch is even smaller.’

Eventually Kate says they can share the bed

Ellis doesn’t want to make Kate uncomfortable so he tries to insist on taking the couch

Kate says it would make her happy if they shared

Once they’re both on the bed, the proximity makes Ellis want to be a bit selfish

Aftercare would include Ellis making sure they’re both cleaned up

He successfully insists that he’ll take care of this

And after they’re cleaned up, they cuddle until they fall asleep

Ellis’ cheeks flush red as the he and his lover are squished together on the small bed. He carefully shifts around to face Kate, knowing he probably won’t be able to get to sleep right now.

Having the same realization, Kate turns to face Ellis with rosy cheeks.

Ellis’ mischievous smile graces his face as he asks, “Having a hard time sleeping?”

“Y-yeah…” Kate whispers, leaning into Ellis. Her hand touches his bare chest, making it harder for her to focus.

Ellis’ breath hitches, and one of his hands goes to rest on Kate’s waist.

Kate looks up at Ellis, and her breath fans against his face as she speaks, “Are you… also having trouble sleeping?”

The hand on her waist starts to rub circles into her hip, “Y-yeah… I’m having a hard time too… But… Maybe I don’t want to go to sleep…”

"I feel the same way..." Kate whispers, and her hand slides down his chest until it meets the seam of his pants.

Ellis’ muscles tense up as her hand goes lower, a small shiver running through him, “Are you sure…?”

“Yes… If you want this too, then it would make me very happy…” Kate answers.

Ellis’ eyes widened at her wording before darkening with lust, “Of course I want this.” Ellis moves to hover above her.

Time skip because I don’t trust myself to write the actual sex right, so like, just imagine it

With his face buried in her neck, Ellis lays atop of Kate, his mind clearing after his release. “That… Felt amazing.”

Kate takes a moment, still coming down from her own release. Unable to find words to describe how she feels, she just hums in agreement.

Ellis chuckles, lifting his head to look up at her. He brushes her hair out of her face, taking in the disheveled look of afterglow. “You look beautiful.”

Blushing, Kate says, “Thank you…” She takes in their appearance, and the sticky feeling, “We should clean up, and sleep.”

She tries to get up despite her muscles starting to become sore, but can’t because Ellis is on top of her still.

Shaking his head, Ellis pushes her back onto the bed, “Stay right here… I’ll take care of it.” Ellis heads into the ensuite bathroom, and he comes out a moment later with a cloth which he uses to gently clean Kate up. Once finished, he sets the cloth down and climbs into the small bed with her, pulling the blanket over them.

“Thank you, Ellis… Good night.” Kate whispers affectionately.

“Good night, Kate.”

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Showing my friend IkeVil

So a few warnings before I get into this: Alfons slander, Roger slander, Victor slander, Rude language in general, many random twisted wonderland references, and some risque images of a couple characters.

Sorry some of the coloration is fucked, I tried to fix it and can't.

Me = Orange Him = green

Alr here’s the first guy

He looks like he'd call me slurs while also being the gayest mf ever

sksksks Anything else?

Bro must struggle playing piano with them long ass purr nails I respect the dedication HE GOT THE COLOR PALETTE OF THAT ONE ROBOT THAT EVERYONE ON TWITTER IS MAKING CORN OF BOOTHILL??

Okay I will tell you about him now, and I want you to react again once i do His name is William Rex, he is one of my favorite two, he has the power to command someone to do what he wishes against their will, and he likes to help people become their own master.

Alright azul 2.0 I see what you’re doing Does he have a cringe gamer bf to top it off

He’s not the one I would compare to Azul

OOO I wanna guess which one it is

His curse is called the Curse of the Self-Righteous Monarch, so he's evil Riddle William’s* Is

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alright so stick in the ass guy, I get it replying to 'William’s*', William Afton Ar ar ar ar

Next guy

That’s a whole ass final boss of twinks

Pfffff okay before I tell you more, do you or do you not think this is the guy who I would compare to azul

err no

you’re right

doesn’t give azul vibes from that stare He gives tiktok fuck boy

This is Liam Evans, he has the power to turn invisible from the curse of the Curious Cat (che'nya core), he is depressed and is so curious that he keeps trying to do things that would kill him

nvm i take back he’s cooler than any tiktok fuckboys

adfjhsflasjfhkdhkjlasfd HOW IS HE COOLER

Depressed Rizz or smth

Fair Next guy

sighs Sighs Sighs

what

Smash, sadly

ajdsalfjhkjasfd

IT’S THE LEANING ALRIGHT

that’s fine he’s the most normal boyfriend-wise of them all

BAHAHAHAH

if you ignore the pathological lying

All fictional husbands have to be a little insane its fine

His name is Harrison Gray, he has the power to tell when people are lying from the curse of the lying fox. He likes to read mystery novels.

I like him I want him

Lemme send you a NSFW pic if i can find one

WOOOOO

MC is a girl btw (L moment)

L MOMENT BUT HE’S FINE SO ITS ALR

next guy

Damn you thought you could slide in a french guy and have me not notice/j

HE’S ACTUALLY NOT FRENCH

AHAHAHAHAH

HE’S A BRITISH NOBLE

God bless

This is Lord Elbert Greetia, he is an Earl. He has the power to make someone see their saddest moment when he steps on their shadow (he has trauma from this). His curse is the curse of the Greedy Queen (Vil core). And he has an obsession with hoarding beautiful things (he is the yandere of the cast)

Dragon Core with the last one

dragon core omg you’re right I almost forgot this asshole’s name ;~;

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE

HE'S SUS (i still love him, but he aint a fave)

AHAHAHA

His name is Alfons Sylvatica, he can change people's perception by touching the nap of their neck and whispering in their ear. His curse is the magic mirror. He has probably fucked half the cast of this game.

Me personally? I think he’s cringe

OKAY BUT-

LOOKIT HIM

… Tempting

yes Exactly Next guy

NVM THAT ONES UGLY IM SORRY HE’S SCARY

adljhkfajkdfasdfafas

HE SCARES ME

I HATE HIM TOO DW

(Note: He grew on me since this convo)

HE’S WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS I HATE HIM GET HIM AWAY FROM ME WHYS HE SO UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE’D HOLD AN ALPHA PODCAST

His name is Roger Barel, he can hear anything within 100m of him (selectively, so he wouldnt hear you fucking harrison). His curse is the traitorous huntsman (rook core but looks like trey). He drinks beer and wont stop flirting with Alfons' MC You see the resemblance right?

I hate that I see it Trey I’M so sorry you have to be compared to an ugly ass bitch

pffff Next guy

btw lemme know when you think someone might be the guy that reminds me of azul

emo He’s either really nice or manipulative ass

You’re right he’s def one of those

my bet has to be on the latest

wym

I mean he looks manipulative AGAHAHAH Sorry emo boy if you are not…

His name is Ellis Twilight, he has the power to bind people's hands together by tapping their head via the curse of the briar thorns. He is obsessed with happiness and will do anything to make someone else happy (once they have their happiest moment he will kill them) ([friend] likes him- [friend] is banned from playing the game for 2 more years tho)

Awe he's so sweet!!!! (What the fuck) AHAHAH

THIS GAME IS NSFW AND [friend] IS BB

AHSHS Yeah I could’ve guessed it was

like in alfons' route (unreleased rn) it goes so into detail-

I want him dead Negative rizz

AND ALFONS USES HIS POWER TO MAKE MC THINK THEY'RE LOVERS LIKE- IN CHAPTER 1 OR 2

BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

Next guy

Is this the azul

There's only one more guy after this so i wanna wait until i send his pick before answering just so you know all the options What do you think of this guy

I like this one I would Bottom text Would He may look a tad bit evil but i’ll allow it

replying to ‘i like this one’, I don't (similar to crowley ah-)

OH A LOSER SO I LIKE THIS ONE EVEN MORE

This is Victor. We don't know his surname. We don't know his curse. We don't know his power. BUT HE IS THE DAD OF THE GROUP, dad jokes, cockblocking harrison and MC, magic tricks

(NOTE: I figured out what his power is since then-)

I want him

kskssksksks There’s like- no content for victor On tumblr

(NOTE: I found which tag the victor content is on)

I hate it here

Final guy

OH HELLO SAILLOOR

REAL

Is THIS the azul one

YES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OFC

remember william-? he was one of my favorites? (one moment i need to get some images)

YEA

I’M MARRIED TO WILLIAM AND THIS GUY

HAHAHAHA WIN

HIS NAME IS JUDE JAZZA, he can put someone to sleep by tapping their forehead via the curse of the thirteenth wizard (idk why wizard, it's just malleus core-). HE IS A MOBSTER, A SADIST, AND HE GETS OFF BY BULLYING MC, I LOVE HIM He’s ellis’ boss btw

more like dude zaza BAHAHAHA

Jude and William are my husbands <3

Got two hands for the two of them

Jude legit would give you a check and tell you to write whatever number you want on it... but then make you work to pay him back for it. So he is sugar daddy, but also kinky William canonically would use his power on MC for sex while he's drunk So you like- Harrison, Victor and Jude?

responding to the william info, DAMN Nods

I’m gonna be doing harrison’s main story route after I finish william’s I’ll send you any nsfw or near nsfw ss i see

IM WINNING

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hi, I would like to order a slice of angel’s food cake and a vanilla latte with whipped cream.

I got'chu anon. Went with head canons for when they take you on a date, and added a drabble for each of them.

Order: Romantic Wonderland Curse Boys with Fluff

The day before William’s date with Kate, he takes her out to buy a dress

Kate wears that dress on the date

And discovers that William has a matching suit

William definitely enjoys the ensuing fluster expressions Kate shows him

He takes her out to a VERY Fancy restaurant

Even in the dress he bought her, Kate still feels out of place

William being there makes up for the nerves she feels though

William smiles, choosing to watch Kate eat the meal she ordered in favor of eating his own meal.

After a moment, she looks up and swallows before asking, “Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Hm…? Am I not allowed to watch my lovely Robin enjoy herself?” William responds smoothly.

Kate blushes, “That’s not what I said. You need to eat too, you know.”

“Haha, and I will. You know I love seeing you experience new things.” William reaches forward and brushes a strand of hair out of Kate’s face.

“Yes, I know. I love you so much, William.” Kate places her hand on his, keeping it near her.

He places the hand on her cheek, “I love you too, my Robin.”

A festival was happening in London

And Liam had the spontaneous idea to take Kate

Liam didn’t even tell Kate where they were going

Once they get there, Liam smiles as Kate’s eyes light up

They try everything they have the time to try, no matter how odd it is

If Kate shows interest in something, it sparks Liam’s curiosity too

“Oh look, Liam! That game has a prize!” Kate points over to a game where you try to guess which cup has a ball beneath it after the man moves the cups really fast. The prize is a large plush cat.

Liam follows Kate’s gaze, and he asks, “Do you want it?”

Kate nods, and they start to head over. Just before they get there, someone warns them, “That game is rigged, so be careful.”

Liam thanks them for the warning, then asks Kate to go try it herself while he does something.

While trying and failing to win the prize, Kate suddenly sees the ball floating up to the game master’s pocket, then it slips in.

Did Liam just use his power to show her the answer? The ball must have fallen through a hole to make it so that none of the cups have the ball in it.

“It’s in your pocket.” Kate says confidently.

The game master furrows his brow in confusion and reaches into his pocket, his eyes widen as he pulls out the ball, “How-?”

“Yay! I win the prize!” Kate cheers.

Unfortunately, the man has to give up the plush he never intended for anyone to win, Kate meets up with Liam as soon as she walks away from the game.

“You’re a very sneaky Kitty.” Kate giggles.

Liam smiles, “I was just curious about how the game was rigged, that’s all. And you got the plush you wanted too~.”

“It reminds me of you.” Kate and Liam both smiles as she says that.

Harrison is more of a stay in kind of person

But every once in a while it’s still nice to go out

Harrison always wants to go to bookstores and places like that

And Kate prefers going to restaurants and more social places

They usually end up going to Kate’s choice and then going to the bookstore after

Sometimes Kate will see flyers about events and Harrison will decide to take her there right then

This time, Kate found a brand new chocolate shop that opened and begged for Harry to take her there. Harrison happily agrees to go with her, even after Victor overheard and asked them to bring some home for everyone else.

They ended up trying every chocolate the shop sells, and Harry started sneaking chocolates out of what Kate had boxed for the other members of Crown.

“Harry!” Kate chuckles, she expected this from her sweet-tooth boyfriend, “That’s not for you!”

“I can’t help it.” Harrison pecks Kate’s lips, she can taste the chocolate he’s been eating, “Maybe we just need to buy more so that there’s plenty for me.”

“Your kisses taste like chocolate…” Kate tells him.

Harry raises his eyebrow, then kisses her again, “Do they?”

“Yes… But maybe you should kiss me again just so I can be sure.” Kate whispers.

“As you wish.” Harrison doesn’t stop at one more.

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I saw that someone else did an Edit to make Roger look like Trey Clover from Twisted Wonderland, so I decided to try my own hand at it...

I think I know why I find Roger unsettling now though. The mixture of him looking like Trey Clover, having similar personality to Rook Hunt, and then also him being a FLIRT.

Anyways Roger is growing on me. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Hello!! May I have some fish 'n chips with a vanilla almond latte? I would like both whipped cream and no whipped cream but I wouldn't want to trouble you to all that. Thanks ♡!

It's no trouble anon! It was actually a fun challenge including platonic and romantic parts in the headcanons.

For this soulmate AU I went with the concept of meeting in dreams, because I had an idea on that being platonic which I'll explain in a moment.

Also I kinda got lost in the sauce halfway through and started going into the soulmate AU while forgetting to fluff, I'm sorry

Order: Platonic AND Romantic Villains with Fluff and Soulmate AU

Soulmate AU: Meet in a dream - Soul bonds can exist between people and cause them to meet in dreams every time they are asleep at the same time after they are both Adults. The connection between the two people can be either platonic or romantic.

When Kate and William first met in a dream, she was confused

William, however, had heard of soul bonds and explained it to her

She was relieved to hear that she’s not necessarily destined for romance with a stranger

She tries to ask about him

But he always turns the conversation to her

He encourages her to do as she pleases

If they decide to just be friends:

William will let her fly away like a free robin

Of course, he will always help her if she needs

If they decide to date

William and Her will be open with their love

And free with their desires

When Kate and Liam first met in a dream, they both were confused

The next time they met they both excitedly told each other about Soul Bonds

Then laughed because they did the same thing

They usually always talk and have fun in their dreams

Sometimes Liam mentions a curiosity that is dangerous

After that Kate starts to encourage Liam to talk to her more about what he thinks of

If she decides to just be friends with him:

She will continue to play therapist

But if it gets too bad, then she will beg Alfons for help

If they start dating

Kate will become the sole focus of Liam’s curiosity

Which is a lot healthier for Liam’s safety

When Kate and Harrison first met in a dream, Harrison convinced Kate that he wasn’t even real

Harrison knows what soul bonds are

He read a Mystery Novel that mentioned them

But his tragic fate looms in the back of his mind

He doesn’t want to find out how she would grow to not trust him

Once she finds out he’s real, she asks him why he lied to her

And he lies again

But by this point she became a lot better at guessing which of his statements are lies

If she fell in love with him, she calls him out on the lie this time

Calling him out results in her being opened up to the world of Crown

If she just wants to be friends, she lets him lie

They’ll still meet up as friends, but she can tell he is hiding something

When Kate and Elbert first met in a dream, Elbert was confused

This time Kate knows what soul bonds are

She explains the concept to Elbert

But he’s honestly still confused

He asks Alfons if the girl in his dream is beautiful

‘I’ve never seen her… but I imagine a figment of your imagination is only as beautiful as you can imagine.’

Alfons did not help

Elbert only realizes what Kate was trying to explain when he finds out she’s real

He decides she is beautiful, and attempts to steal her away

If she fell for him, she convinces him not to lock her up

If not, Alfons convinces him not to lock her up

Either way, they spend a lot of time together

When Kate and Alfons first met in a dream, Alfons pretended to be a figment of her imagination

Together they explored Kate’s imagination

It became a way for Kate to escape the harsh reality of the world

Just what Alfons was hoping for

Once Kate and Alfons met, Kate become confused

Alfons pretended not to know her in order to preserve her dignity

After what they did in the dreams, Alfons believes that Kate wouldn’t want him to know about it

It takes a week for Kate to learn about soul bonds

And she immediately questions Alfons, mad at him for fooling her

If she wants romance, she continues to question him over a week’s time until he finally gives in

If she wants friendship, she relents and allows him to be her escape from reality

When Kate and Roger first met in a dream, Roger told her about the concept of soul bonds

The world in their dream appeared as a bar

So, Roger and Kate would drink and talk whenever they met

Roger is a flirt, so half of their dreams are spent with him woo’ing her

If she’s not interested in romance she politely shuts him down

Once they meet, Kate has been exposed to Crown

She decides to help him with his research of the curses

Roger is still a flirt in reality

This either results in her shutting him down again

Or they begin dating

If he’s shut down, then Kate and Roger just become drinking buddies

When Kate and Jude first met in a dream, Jude was annoyed

Jude knows what soul bonds are

But he never really believed in soulmates so he hates that he has one

For a while they never even talk in the dream

Kate eventually wears him down

Jude is actually the one who falls in love first

Because he’s acting ruder than normal to try to push Kate away

He doesn’t want her wrapped up in the darkness of the world

So, as he falls in love he gets meaner.

When they meet, she tells on him to Ellis

Ellis and Kate together wear Jude down more

If Kate and Jude start dating, he’s only a little nicer to her than other people

But he also teases her a lot

If they don’t start dating, she basically becomes a guinea pig for some products that pass through his company

When Kate and Ellis first met in a dream, they both were excited

Both of them know what soul bonds are

Ellis at first just wants to make her happy like he does for everyone

Kate at some point begins to wonder why they only do what she wants when they dream about each other

Ellis avoids the questions when Kate asks

He does his Ellis thing to get the topic back on what would make Kate happy

It takes meeting Crown and talking to Roger for Kate to figure things out

Roger tells her about the curse of the Briar Thorns and what he knows about Ellis specifically

The new information is immediately used to try to get through to Kate

If Kate is in love with Ellis, she takes the time to get through to Ellis

And he will be more selfish with what he wants

Both of them are very happy

If she isn’t in love with Ellis, they stay friends

But she doesn’t truly get through to him

When Kate and Victor met in a dream, Kate had to explain what a soul bond is

Victor didn’t know, but now that he does he is excited

After he was told that the relationship doesn’t have to be romantic

Victor realized, from that, that the soul bond doesn’t necessarily mean that Kate has to be engulfed into his darkness

As long as he is careful, this soul bond thing will be very fun

Kate enjoys seeing Victor’s magic tricks

And Victor enjoys talking to Kate

Once Kate and Victor fall for each other

Kate has to convince Victor that she’s fine with seeing the darkness in his life

And Victor becomes selfish

As much as he wants her to not be swallowed up by his fate, he doesn’t want to let her go.

If they stay friends, then Victor will be like a mother hen to her

Just like with the other Crown Members

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Helloo! Could I order scones and a vanille late with whipped cream <33

Ofc you can Anon! This one is a bit short and sweet, but it has given me the side effect of Victor growing on me.

I decided to do head canons on a specific situation this time, the situation being what they do in their free time together.

Order: Romantic Victor with Fluff

On a rare free day from missions, Kate can be found relaxing with her boyfriend, Victor

Sometimes he will ask her to write about him

Because he’s jealous of the others for getting reports written by her about them so often

Sometimes he will show her a new magic trick

It seems like sometimes she is the only one who truly appreciates his talent for magic

Sometimes, they will sit in silence as he does work required of him as the Queen’s Aide

On hotter days, she will cut fruit for both of them, feeding him the slices.

On cooler days, she wraps herself in a warm blanket and falls asleep while he works.

Little whines of annoyance ring through the room, causing Victor to look up from his work, “Do you need help with something?”

“Ugh.” Kate grumbles, “I can’t get this orange peeled.”

The mirthful sound of Victor’s laughter covers up the sound of Kate’s frustration, he rises from his seat and goes to sit next to her. He needed to take a break anyways, “Allow me.”

Kate hands him the fruit, which he carefully peels open before pulling a slice free. He then holds that slice up to Kate’s mouth, causing her to blush.

Her lips part open, but Victor chuckles mischievously as he eats the slice himself. Kate pouts, “Victor, that’s no fair.”

“Oh, is it not?” Victor smiles, handing her the peeled orange. “I apologize.”

He takes Kate’s cheeks into his hands and starts to leave kisses all over her face. “Thank you for spending the day with me, my love.”

“No, thank you, Victor.” She says, leaning up to give him a kiss back.

Victor pouts, “Now who isn’t being fair? I gave you much more than one kiss.”

“I should fix that, huh?” Kate smiles, and kisses him more after he nods.

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Can I get some fish n chips almond latte with extra whipped cream? Thxxx

(extra love for victor)

This was a fun one to write! I decided to go with the First Words soulmate AU for this one!

I found their actual first words btw, and Kate has the same first words for seven of the boys.

Order: Romantic Villain Boys with Soulmate AU

Soulmate AU: First words - The first words they will hear their soulmate say are written on their wrist like a tattoo

Additional Request: Extra love for Victor (I made his headcanons a tad longer)

The words on William’s wrist: “Pardon me, that's mine!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “There you are, milady.”

William finds the words his soulmate will say to him amusing

The funny part is how brazen he assumes she will act when they meet

Kate is confused by the words on her wrist

And a bit concerned

Milady is something that people higher up in the world use to refer to women

IS HER SOULMATE A NOBLE?

William is speechless for a moment when he first meets Kate

But he was right that he is amused.

Kate’s eyes widen when William speaks his first words, knowing that he must have known right before he said them- since she spoke first…

The words on Liam’s wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “Friend of yours, Will? Does she know about us?”

Liam assumes that she must be a fan of the plays he’s been in.

Any other things it could be…

…He worries about those possibilities when he can’t sleep at night

What if she catches him in the middle of a mission?

What if she’s scared of him?

Kate doesn’t know anyone named Will

But even more concerning is the second question

What does ‘know about us’ mean?

Liam’s worry is confirmed and Kate’s question is answered when they meet

However, Liam is too curious about her to dwell on his concerns

And Kate is too shocked by what she saw to dwell on hers

The words on Harrison’s wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: "Sorry to spook you, but this is just a rehersal for a play."

Harrison assumes the worst immediately

That his soulmate witnessed him do something wrong

His tragic fate immediately comes to mind whenever he thinks about it

Kate is excited

She believes her soulmate to be an actor

He is proven right, and she is proven wrong

She stutters as she tells her own soulmate that he is lying

Harrison thinks that she probably hates liars since she doesn’t live in the same world as Crown

The words on Elbert’s wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “It's fine. Are you all right?”

Elbert worries that the reason she said that could be him accidentally using his power on her

That would be like a nightmare for him

Kate is giddy that her soulmate would be so concerned for her even when he doesn’t know her

When they do meet, Elbert almost feels like it’s worse than he imagined

Only almost though, forcing her to see her worse sad memory would surely be worse

Kate is too busy being shocked to be happy about meeting her soulmate

However after the fact, when she learns that he is a noble she is very nervous knowing that he is her soulmate.

The words on Alfons’ wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “Well, well...! I wasn't expecting a guest.”

Alfons and Kate both don’t know how to feel about their soulmate’s first words.

To Al, those words could be either excitement or shock.

He would prefer it if it were the first one

But he wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if it were the second.

Kate just has no idea what to make of the first words.

Even worse, after she hears those words she can’t even be sure which face the words go with.

It’s not until after she meets Victor that Alfons speaks again

But Kate recognized the voice immediately.

When Alfons realized Kate was his soulmate, he wished he could use his power on her to make her believe Harrison’s lie

A girl like her shouldn’t be swept into his fate.

The words on Roger’s wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “Haha, well, I didn't think we'd have a trespasser! She's a naughty lil thing, isn't she?”

Roger is excited to find out what kind of girl would be his soulmate.

Kate has so many questions

Why did she trespass?

Why did he call her that?

Should she be concerned about who her soulmate is?

When Roger realizes she’s his soulmate, he could be described as elated.

He thinks she’s a cute little lady.

Kate however, still is concerned

He has a gun

He is extremely handsome

But he’s also extremely unsettling

The words on Jude’s wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “Tch... That's why i toldja to lock the damn door!”

Jude doesn’t really care for romance stories

So he never really thought about his soulmate

Ellis did make Jude show him the words though.

Kate is nervous

What will she walk in on?

On days that she got antsy she would walk around the part of London

Specifically where an accent similar to the one in her words can be heard

And she will test doors to see if they’re locked

When they meet, Jude doesn’t react

Ellis looks towards Jude when he recognizes the words though.

When Jude mentions the door, Kate’s eyes widen.

So this is the kind of man she’s soulmates with?

The words on Ellis’ wrist: “Oh my-!”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “Why don't you come over here? there's no escape at this point anyway.”

Ellis is extremely excited to meet his soulmate

He has to make them happy

Sometimes he’ll accidentally bump into strangers, but he’ll apologize profusely

Especially since they didn’t say the words he’s waiting for

Kate is concerned by the words she reads

No escape

No escape from what though?

The answer is obvious once she hears them

Ellis is sad about how they met

Because she must have been scared.

The words on Victor’s wrist: “Yes, Master Victor. That's right.”

The words on Kate’s wrist: “Welcome back, my beloved Cursed Boys!”

Victor is not surprised at the formality of his soulmate’s first words

He is the queen’s aide

Unfortunately, he knows he’ll have to push her away

He has to keep her from being engulfed by the darkness and death around him

Kate is happy that he seems polite, but also worried.

What cursed boys?

That question is halfway answered when she hears the words said.

The cursed boys must be the 8 men she met at the crime scene mere moments ago.

Unlike the other 8, Kate is not the one who speaks around her soulmate first.

So, she gulps then stutters as she says her first words

Upon realizing she is his soulmate, he is both enamored and crushed

Enamored by how beautiful his soulmate is

But crushed that he needs to push her away for her own protection

Maybe it’s selfishness

But he can’t bring himself to turn her away from him just yet

So he makes her stay for a month.

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Hallo Azul, could I order Fruit salad and a Caramel Latte with Whipped Cream. Additional Comments: Include Hanahaki disease plz, i'm sorry if i did the additional part wrong

Oh my god Anon, I was so inspired by your request that I ended up writing so much that I would qualify it as a oneshot instead of a drabble. Also I may have gone a bit heavier on the hurt than the comfort.

And dw, you did perfectly.

Order: Romantic Jude Jazza with Hurt/comfort

Additions: Hanahaki Disease

Monkshood: A flower meaning hatred. This flower was included to represent that Kate thinks that Jude hates her. As a bonus, they are purple.

Orchids represent luxury, beauty, and refinement as well as longing for someone out of reach. That along with the purple hue they can have make them the perfect fit for Kate who is in love with Jude.

Kate tries to hide the disease as long as she can

Ellis is the one who discovers the flowers

But Ellis has to take the flowers to another member of Crown to find out the meaning

Once he knows the meaning, Ellis is pretty sure that whoever the flowers came from is in love with Jude

He tries to tell Jude about Kate’s feelings, but Jude keeps himself from hearing Ellis (Jude doesn’t want Kate wrapped up in this world of darkness)

It takes Roger telling Jude what is going on for him to act

Jude knows what Hanahaki disease is so just hearing those words has him rushing to her side

Kate hides the flowers in the trash bin in the restroom before heading back to her room, lying about feeling tired to anyone who passes by her.

Purple and white petals and fully purple petals spill out of the bin when Ellis looks around- half an hour later- after seeing one peek out. “Who…?”

Ellis knows about Hanahaki Disease, he has tried to help people get over it before so that he could see them happy, with questionable results. He’s not even sure what these flowers mean. He realizes which Crown member could help him only after he’s already halfway to his room with the petals in hand.

“Hm? Ellis?” Harrison looks at Ellis, then the bloodied petals in his hand, “Are you in love with me or something?”

“No, I need to know what these mean.” Ellis stares at the petals as if they are a 10 foot wall blocking him from paradise. “I need to help whoever coughed them up.”

“I don’t know anything about flowers.” Harrison says with an aloof smile.

Ellis names a mystery novel that Harrison was reading just last week. In the book, the killer left a flower at each crime scene, denoting a feeling that the victim had moments before their death.

Harry chuckles, “Ah, so you knew I was lying then. Come in, I can’t find out what those petals are from here.”

Ellis sets the petals down on the table in Harry’s room while Harrison grabs a book off the shelves. For a minute, Harrison examines the petals while flipping through the book.

‘Language of Flowers’ Ellis reads the cover of the book. It was likely bought the day after he started reading that mystery novel in an attempt to figure out who the killer was before it was revealed.

“These…” Harrison points at the purple and white petals, “Look like Orchids. They represent Luxury, but also longing. Whoever has Hanahaki disease must be in love with someone that they think is unreachable.”

Ellis points at the other petals, “What about those?”

“Those appear to be Monkshood, also known as Wolfsbane. Those mean Hatred, whoever they’re in love with either hates them, or made them think they hate them.” Harrison answers smoothly, “If you think I’m lying you can double check.”

Ellis shakes his head, “I think that the one who coughed these up is in love with Jude then. But I don’t know who coughed them up.”

“I can help there too.” Harrison smirks as Ellis’ head snaps up to look at him, “Kate said earlier that she was going to rest because she was tired, but she was lying, she also seems to have some kind of cold.”

Ellis’ eyes widen as he wonders how he didn’t notice. The next week is spent trying and failing to convince Jude to talk to Kate. However, Jude won’t even let Ellis get out the words “Hanahaki Disease” before he tells Ellis to shut up and do his job.

At the end of the week, Roger approaches the two as they come back from a mission.

“We’re fine, ya Quack, fuck off.” Jude snaps, particularly annoyed after their mission.

Ellis ignores Jude, “Is something wrong?”

Roger nods, “It’s about Kate.”

“Oh yeah, is there a real reason princess decided to blow off her job?” Jude smirks.

“Did her disease get worse?” Ellis asks.

“You knew?/The fuck’re ya on about?” Roger and Jude speak simultaneously.

Roger looks at Jude, “Since Ellis already knows, let me tell you. Kate has Hanahaki Disease. That means-”

“I know what that means, quack. What’s it got to do with me?”

“She’s in love with you, Boss.” Ellis frowns, then addresses Roger, “How bad is it?”

“She’s coughing up full flowers now.” Roger says grimly, “It’s only a matter of time before her fate is sealed.”

Halfway through Roger’s statement, Jude grits his teeth and leaves.

“Wait!” Ellis calls out.

In Kate’s room, there are some medical supplies that Roger left in here when he went to talk to Ellis and Jude, and there is a large pile of purple petals and flowers. The girl who stays in this room is sat up on her bed, leaning against the headrest as she coughs up more blood than flowers at this point.

“Princess-!” Jude slams the door open. “Shit. Ya look pathetic.”

From where he stands, Kate does look pathetic. Blood drips down her chin and covers her hands, the latest flower- another orchid- in her hand. “J-Jude. I know. I’m sorry.” Her voice is hoarse from coughing as much as she has the past couple weeks.

“Yer also an idiot. Ya should have went to the Quack the moment ya got sick, especially the moment ya started spitting out all this mushy shit.” Jude continues, “But ya also should’ve never gotten sick in the first place. Ya shouldn’t have feelings for a guy like me. And you’re a special kind of naive for falling for me. You’re especially an idiot for not realizing that I care about ya.”

“W-what-?” Kate’s eyes widen at the last statement Jude says.

Jude scoffs, “I’m never repeating that, so you better have heard me.”

Tears well up in Kate’s eyes as she feels the flowers stuck in her throat go away.

“Damn, you look good like that.” Jude smirks at her tears, “Don’t expect me to kiss ya, yer’ve got blood all over ya. And don’t expect the kind of relationship a naive princess like you would want. I’m not doing all that.”

“Okay.” Kate chuckles, slightly delirious from the mixture of blood loss and finally knowing that her feelings are returned.

Jude turns toward the open door and sneers, “Ellis, I know yer out there, come help her get cleaned up. I’ve got work to do.”

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Hello. May I request some lemon pound cake and a cinnamon vanilla latte with whipped cream? Thank you!

Hello Anon! I'll be happy to write that. Just like last NSFW request, I'll only do the head canons because I'm still getting used to writing NSFW.

Order: Romantic, NSFW Elbert with fluff.

Unless under specific circumstances, Elbert is a very sweet lover in bed

He always makes sure that he has consent to engage in intercourse with Kate (except when his greed comes into play but that’s for a non-fluff nsfw hc)

His favorite positions to do are any where he can see Kate’s beautiful face

It may be considered vanilla, but he especially likes Missionary position because he can lean down and kiss her easily

He also loves staring into her eyes as he takes her

Expect a lot of kisses all over Kate’s body

As a side-effect of his greed, he likes to hold her close both during the act, and during aftercare

Speaking of aftercare, he will make sure she has nothing to worry about.

He’ll make sure she’s cleaned up

He’ll get her water to drink

This man has so much love for his beautiful partner

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I would like a Meat pie and a vanilla latte with whipped cream

Additional requests: headpats for Liam pls :3

OMG hi Art-of-the-Void, I'm glad tumblr is working properly now so that you can send requests. I can definitely do that, but it might be shorter just because I don't know Liam as well as most of the others quite yet.

Order: Romantic Liam with Fluff

Additional: Headpats for Liam

Liam’s curiosity became focused on Kate

Sometimes this leads to intimacy

Sometimes this leads to long talks

Sometimes this leads to interesting dates

Sometimes though, this leads to Liam asking for things that are so mundane that it shocks Kate

If Liam asks for headpats, she will definitely ask why, assuming that he’s thinking of something negative

Nope, he just wants to know what it would be like

“Kate-chan, can you pat my head?” Liam just walked up to her and asked without saying anything else.

Kate’s eyes widen in response, “Is something wrong?”

“No, I just saw another couple doing it while coming back from work, and I want to know what it’s like.” Liam smiles.

“Oh… Okay.” Kate’s response causes Liam’s smile to widen, he leans down so that Kate can actually reach his head. Once Kate starts to pat his soft hair, Liam lets out a sound akin to a purr. “Hehe, you really are a cat, Liam.”

Liam hums and wraps his arms around her as she continues to pat him, “Was that in question, silly?”

“I love you, Liam.” Kate says, shaking her head in response to his question.

“I love you too, Kate.”

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Hello! Is it alright if I order a slice of Angel Food Cake with a cinnamon latte topped with whipped cream, please?

Hello Anon! Of course you can order that!

This will actually be my first time writing NSFW and posting it, so I'll just be doing head canons for this one. Also, I haven't read Liam or Harrison's routes yet so I'm sorry if the headcanons contradict canon. >.<

Order: NSFW Romance with the Wonderland Curse Boys.

MINORS DNI

If William wants to engage in sexual activities he will.

If Kate and him are in public, if they’re at crown castle, or even if they’re on a mission.

I think the only thing that would stop him is being actively in combat, or if someone else would see her in her best color.

ON that note, I believe that the reason he thinks red looks best on her is because seeing Kate in that color arouses him

Even if the red is her own blood.

Foreplay with him is discussing their tragic fate, and him seeing Kate acting on her true desires.

So basically expect a lot of sex.

He WILL use his powers on her, if she asks him to or if he is drunk

It’s literally canon that he uses his power on her for sex when drunk, (Read this event story translation by shatcey)

I don’t think he would use his powers during sex without her permission otherwise because on how much he values people being their own masters.

Liam’s curiosity definitely extends to the bedroom

He will try any kink, and do it anywhere that Kate suggests.

He is usually very gentle though because he wants to make sure that Kate is happy with him

So Kate would have to voice her wants to him before they would try it.

Because of his insecurity, if someone else suggests that Liam could try something that would satisfy Kate better, he would try it

Kate would be surprised at the sudden change in Liam’s behavior

Once Kate finds out what happened she would have to make sure Liam knows that she likes how he usually treats her

She would also have to tell him how she felt about the change

Liam will use his power for sex

Like, a type of sensory play where Kate doesn’t have to wear a blindfold

Or semi-public/public sex where Kate has to pretend that she isn’t in ecstasy

Harrison is definitely a dom. He couldn’t handle Kate being dom.

The question is whether he feels like letting Kate pillow-princess, or having her on top of him

The pace he goes at with her also varies from session to session

I don’t think that Harrison would engage in sex outside of a bedroom, unlike Liam and WIlliam

BUT inside the bedroom, he wouldn’t necessarily have to use the bed

Like, he could place Kate on a desk

Or have her on her knees

And he DOES also use his power during sex

Although in this case it can only be used as foreplay and teasing

He will either call her out on lying about what she wants

Or- if they discussed it earlier (Consent is sex y’all)- he will just do what she really wants despite what she says.

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Eek your request format is so cute >_<!! May I pretty please have a toasted bread and a caramel latte with whipped cream? Thank you<3

Aw thank you Anon, and of course I can do that. ^^ <3

Order: Romantic Ellis Hurt/Comfort

For how Kate gets hurt, Ellis will react differently…

Ellis will never deliberately hurt Kate

However he does sometimes hurt Kate

And he gets so upset about it that Kate has to comfort HIM

If someone ELSE hurt Kate, that person better hope today is their happiest day because they won’t be getting another unless Kate or Jude talk him down.

After the person is taken care of, Ellis will give Kate everything she likes to try to make her smile again.

Kate was on a mission with Jude and Ellis, and Jude being Jude, he insisted that Kate stay back (He claimed she would be a hindrance). That is how Kate got into her current situation.

“You must be important to Jude if he let’s you hang around!” The stranger chuckles unsettlingly as he points a gun at Kate, “How do you think he’ll feel when he finds you dead?”

“I’m really not-” Kate starts.

“SHUT UP!” The man calls out, waving his gun around.

Suddenly, the door to the room slams open, revealing Ellis- breathing heavily, eyes wide, a pitch black dagger in hand. “Kate. Get down, I’ll make this quick.” Ellis’ voice is low and focused.

Kate does get down, but she peeks out and watches as Ellis makes quick work of disposing of the man who threatened his lover. Ellis looks back towards where Kate hid, then lets out a breath when he sees her peeking out, “Did he hurt you?”

Kate shakes her head, “No, but… I was scared.”

Ellis walks over to Kate, putting away his dagger before wrapping his arms around her, “It’s okay now, I’m here. I won’t let anyone hurt you… Jude said to get you out of here, let’s go out to eat on the way back, okay?”

Kate stands up with Ellis, looking at his smile- his successful attempt to try to cheer her up, “Thank you, Ellis.”

“Anything for you.”

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May I ask for strawberry shortcake with caramel? 👀

Of course, Anon! I happen to have recently had a conversation with a William C.ai that is related to this, so I'm going to add a drabble based off that to the post.

Also, you didn't specify Romantic or Platonic, so I'm going to assume Romantic.

Order: William hurt/comfort

Due to William freeing Kate from her metaphorical cage, they don’t argue a lot

When they do though… Kate is mostly the one doing the arguing

Unless its about a mission

If Kate starts arguing about something he asked her to do, and William knows she will be in unnecessary danger…

William will use his power on her

If someone hurts her, he will rain his self-righteous judgement on them before going to comfort Kate

If Kate got hurt by something he said, he will ask her what she wants him to do…

… The situation will get under his control after he flusters her anyways

Regardless of how she gets hurt, he will make sure that she has everything she needs to be comfortable.

On the other hand, if WILLIAM gets hurt, Kate will fret like a mother hen until she is satisfied that he is okay.

William was out on a mission that Kate couldn’t follow her on, and ensured that he would make sure he comes back to her safely, since she cannot protect him if she is not there. So, why is she so nervous that it came to this…?

When William gets back from his mission, Liam informs him that Kate was treated by Roger, and that she’s resting in the two of them’s room. William’s eyes widen for a moment then he thanks Liam for the information.

Walking into their room, William sees Kate on their bed with a cloth on her forehead. Her eyes flutter open, “William…?”

“What happened, little Robin?” William moves to sit next to where she lays on the bed, and he places a hand on her cheek, which appears slightly flushed.

Kate blushes, making her cheeks look concerningly red, her voice is weak as she responds, “I was worried about you… so I distracted myself by helping Lord Elbert take care of the garden. I nearly fainted from overheating.”

William chuckles softly, “What am I to do with you, my silly robin?”

“Hold me?” Kate whispers.

“Wouldn’t that make the heat worse?” William smirks.

She puffs, “It’s okay if it’s you.”

“Haha, Alright, my Robin.” William lays with Kate and holds her.

Kate leans into him, “Thank you… I missed you.”

“I missed you too, little Robin.”

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Hello, Azul! May I have toasted bread and a vanilla almond latte with whipped cream?

Thank you for the request, Anon! I'd be happy to fulfill that order for you. And, as a treat, I will also write a little drabble along with the headcanons.

I'll be using my version of the Red String of Fate soulmate AU.

Order: Romantic Ellis Twilight Fluff and Soulmate AU

Soulmate AU: Red String - Soulmates are bound together by a red string, once a pair of soulmates meet they can still see the string, but they can make it disappear at will. If a soulmate cuts the string, they no longer have a soulmate.

Kate didn’t know how to feel when the other end of the red string of fate was found in the building where she met the boys.

Ellis, however, was both happy and sad when he saw her for the first time.

Happy because he was meeting his soulmate.

Sad because she looked upset at what she was witnessing.

At first, Ellis spends all of his free time doing anything he can to see Kate smile.

If she has trouble sleeping at night, he will bring her hot milk.

After Kate gets through to him, he will allow himself to be a little more selfish so that they can BOTH be as happy as possible.

If they are apart, either of them will pull on the string when they think of the other.

Ellis WILL tease Kate for pulling on the string.

Ellis walks into Kate’s room after she opens the door, two mugs in hand and a mischievous smile on his face, “You missed me, didn’t you?”

“Yes…” Kate admits, blushing, “I couldn’t sleep, and you were the first person I thought of… So I tugged on our string.”

“I’m happy you thought of me.” Ellis hands Kate a mug, “I made us both hot milk.”

“Thank you, Ellis. That makes me very happy.” Kate sips from her mug as she sits down on her bed.

Ellis sits down beside her, and drinks some of his own milk. “How happy are you right now?”

Kate chuckles, “The happiest I’ve been today. But I’m sure I could be happier tomorrow.”

“I’ll have to do better tomorrow then.” Ellis gives Kate a loving look. “Would you be even happier if I stayed with you tonight?”

Kate nods, “I think I would.”

“I’ll stay then.” Ellis boops Kate’s nose with his finger, “I like it when you tug on the string.”

Kate flusters, “Ellis!”

They both laugh happily, continuing to drink their hot milk at midnight.

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My Marriage Certificates with William and Jude >:3