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OP smash or pass

(I will say we are about to get into some REALLY BIG heavy hitters in a few days)

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Vito: No problemo!

Vito: *quietly, under his breath* But it was, in fact, all problemo!

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Helmeppo: If there’s one thing I learned in my life, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Helmeppo: And then I learned that this strategy doesn't work on Garp or Bogard, so I'm back at square one.

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Helmeppo: It's not our fault!

Koby: Yeah, but... Come on, the least we can do is talk to them.

Helmeppo: No, the least we could do is nothing!

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Mihawk: Why is the clown standing in the rain?

Crocodile: He pissed me off.

Mihawk: So you made him go outside?

Crocodile: No, he thinks he's safe out there.

Crocodile: But I can wait.

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How the Strawhats actually got Sanji back

Usopp: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Franky: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Nami: Result? The food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Luffy: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Sanji: That's it, I'm coming back! Get out of my kitchen!

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Kid: Yeah, a relationship sounds nice, but a supreme rival you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

Killer:

Killer: Anything you need to tell me about our last run-in with the heart pirates?

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What a shame, I forgot to post this 😱

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Roger pirates having a "yard" sale, when most of their treasure was spent that one time:

Random citizen: How much for the weird looking garden gnome?

Roger: ...

Roger: That's our cabin boy

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Rayleigh: What's gone wrong, Buggy?

Buggy: Hey! No hello? Straight to the accusations? That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Rayleigh: I can count the times you called me in the past 20 years on one hand. And it has always been because of a crisis. But you are technically correct, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Buggy: Well... There’s a crisis.

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Iceburg, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Kalifa: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Shanks: ... I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Buggy, self-made bomb in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Here is a dumb and slightly cursed Headcanon for my German speaking One Piece Fans:

Killer and Kid call each other "Mein Löwe, mein Bär." (yeah, in that voice) it started as a joke... it's not a joke anymore.

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The handfull "worst generation group chat incorrect quotes" I posted usually boil down to the punch line that Bege doesn't want to be there, but just as funny is the idea that our under cover boy Drake tries to get ANY form of information out of it.

"So what have you learned from the chat you infiltrated?"

"They are currently talking about the right way to boil water...."

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Also, in my excitement about Gaban I forgot to say these panels feel very much like Sanji is about to pull a sanji (go off on his own 10 chapter solo mission)

Sanji: Notices *something* no matter what.

Me: Ah shit, here we go again.

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Another installment of the trash fire that is the worst generation group-chat

Law: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kid: What if it bites me and it dies?!

Law: Then you're poisonous, Eustass, learn to read.

Luffy: What if it bites itself and I die?

Hawkins: That's voodoo.

Zoro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Drake: That's correlation, not causation.

Apoo: Oh yeah and what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Killer: That's kinky.

Bege: I need to get out of this chat...

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I know it would never work age wise, but Vito looks and acts like a Dofuwani lovechild.