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*tiny crochet Alastor doll is dropped on your doorstep with note reading* "For my fav Vee<3 -anon XIV"

“…don’t know what you want me to do with this, I don’t want a doll of that prick.” He grumbled to himself as he picked the doll up and carried it into the tower, but he didn’t let go of it…

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Vox’s eyes flickered with interest at that. She needed help with advertising? There was no way in Hell he was going to air a commercial for her, and he doubted even she could be naive enough to believe he would without a major catch. At the same time, though, she was clearly desperate, and he was sure there was something to be gained from whatever bullshit she’d end up spewing at him if they kept talking…

“Advertising, huh? What a coincidence! You happened to run right into the Pentagram’s biggest media provider, someone who could air an actual commercial for you!” Could and would were two very different concepts, but he didn’t need to get into that yet. “Hey, I normally wouldn’t offer this, but…you seem like you have a lot to say about your cause, and I have an audience who would listen…maybe we can do something here?”

Charlie is walking frantically through Pentagram City. Her head is down looking at her fidgety hands right as she runs into somebody.

THUNK! aaaand her head smacks into what seems like a screen.

“Oof- Oh my goodness! Oh, uh…hi Vox.”

@demonic-rainbow-princess

“Watch it-! Oh.”

Vox didn’t seem any happier to see Charlie than he was being run into, but he lowered the hand that was covering his screen protectively and put his phone away, his hands moving to the spot where they frequently rested on his hips as if he was bracing himself for a conversation with her. “Yes, hello, Princess Morningstar,” he greeted her, the title sounding more bitter from his tone than polite, “Any particular reason you’re so frazzled, or…?” He bit back a snarky comment about her, clearing his throat to punctuate his sentence instead and looking her over.

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Opinion on Alastor?

“Bad. Horrible, even. What else can I say? Do you want an essay on how shitty he is? I’ll write it.”

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do you know why your head is a tv?

“TV combines the best of visual and audio media! Why wouldn’t it be a TV? Do you know why your head is a…that?”

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Vox gritted his teeth and swallowed hard. Whatever was wrong with him only seemed to be getting exponentially worse with every passing moment, but he could push through it for now. His voice came out more strained than he would have preferred, but he quizzed, “What, ah, type of coffee was that? I mean, it just tasted different, and I was wondering if you-“

His eyes widened, and he placed a hand over his stomach, his plan to figure out what was happening to him falling short. He mumbled something about how he’d be right back, practically sprinting towards the restroom and letting out glitchy curses under his breath.

Velvette had dropped the non detectable laxative into Vox's coffee, flashing him a sweet smile as she handed him his drink, "Here, darling, made you a fresh cup."

Vox returned Velvette’s smile and took the cup, thanking her and bringing it up to his mouth. At least someone was treating him with respect, and the steam rolling off of the coffee was enough to leave a thin layer of fog on the surface of his screen, as if she’d dropped everything to bring it to him…he paused. Why was she being so sweet today?

…Was she about to ask him for some stupid favor? He should probably act busy before she could get the chance; he was not in the mood to go fix someone else’s problems today. “I haven’t even had the time to make myself a cup of coffee with all the product launches coming up and the meetings and final touches I’ve had to make to prepare for them, so I really appreciate this. I should probably get back to that soon, actually,” he half-truthfully announced, taking a long sip from the cup and looking at a random point beyond her, pretending to be lost in thought.

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“Naturally,” he mumbled coolly. There it was. He took a breath and tried to put on a more pleasant facade, forcing a weary smile at her and asking with as much concern as he could muster, “Well, what’s going on? You’ve been pretty enthusiastic about the place before, is there trouble in your paradise-away-from-paradise?”

He had seen a few of the happenings around the hotel from his cameras, and certainly had his own thoughts on what was wrong with it, but hearing it from her might be better…at least, it’d probably be good for him to know what she saw as the hotel’s weak points if she was willing to share.

Charlie is walking frantically through Pentagram City. Her head is down looking at her fidgety hands right as she runs into somebody.

THUNK! aaaand her head smacks into what seems like a screen.

“Oof- Oh my goodness! Oh, uh…hi Vox.”

@demonic-rainbow-princess

“Watch it-! Oh.”

Vox didn’t seem any happier to see Charlie than he was being run into, but he lowered the hand that was covering his screen protectively and put his phone away, his hands moving to the spot where they frequently rested on his hips as if he was bracing himself for a conversation with her. “Yes, hello, Princess Morningstar,” he greeted her, the title sounding more bitter from his tone than polite, “Any particular reason you’re so frazzled, or…?” He bit back a snarky comment about her, clearing his throat to punctuate his sentence instead and looking her over.

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Hello Vox this is your baby his name is Vox Junior you must fill his tiny soul with immense joy

“…is it diseased? Why are its eyes so big?”

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Charlie is walking frantically through Pentagram City. Her head is down looking at her fidgety hands right as she runs into somebody.

THUNK! aaaand her head smacks into what seems like a screen.

“Oof- Oh my goodness! Oh, uh…hi Vox.”

@demonic-rainbow-princess

“Watch it-! Oh.”

Vox didn’t seem any happier to see Charlie than he was being run into, but he lowered the hand that was covering his screen protectively and put his phone away, his hands moving to the spot where they frequently rested on his hips as if he was bracing himself for a conversation with her. “Yes, hello, Princess Morningstar,” he greeted her, the title sounding more bitter from his tone than polite, “Any particular reason you’re so frazzled, or…?” He bit back a snarky comment about her, clearing his throat to punctuate his sentence instead and looking her over.

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The rest of the cup went down quickly, and Vox was too occupied in his work to give any of the physical discomfort that was gradually building in his system after finishing it much thought until it was too pressing for him to ignore. What the hell was wrong with him? He didn’t feel sick, and he didn’t remember eating anything weird, but his stomach was killing him out of nowhere. He huffed and stood up, marching out of his office. It had been a while since he had gotten up for more than a few seconds, and maybe he could walk the pain off, even though it only seemed to be getting worse.

A small part of him wanted to ask Velvette about the coffee, and he found himself subconsciously heading towards her office. Maybe it was a different kind, or brewed in some weird way, or she’d done something else he’d have to make a mental note to avoid in the future; if there wasn’t anything different about it, though, he’d feel ridiculous and paranoid for bringing it up, especially if he had to explain why. He knocked on her door a little too firmly, tapping his foot impatiently and squeezing his hands together behind his back. If she didn’t respond in the next three seconds, he was going to abandon that confrontation and keep walking, probably in the direction of the nearest restroom with how the pain felt like it was sinking lower as it worsened.

Velvette had dropped the non detectable laxative into Vox's coffee, flashing him a sweet smile as she handed him his drink, "Here, darling, made you a fresh cup."

Vox returned Velvette’s smile and took the cup, thanking her and bringing it up to his mouth. At least someone was treating him with respect, and the steam rolling off of the coffee was enough to leave a thin layer of fog on the surface of his screen, as if she’d dropped everything to bring it to him…he paused. Why was she being so sweet today?

…Was she about to ask him for some stupid favor? He should probably act busy before she could get the chance; he was not in the mood to go fix someone else’s problems today. “I haven’t even had the time to make myself a cup of coffee with all the product launches coming up and the meetings and final touches I’ve had to make to prepare for them, so I really appreciate this. I should probably get back to that soon, actually,” he half-truthfully announced, taking a long sip from the cup and looking at a random point beyond her, pretending to be lost in thought.

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Velvette had dropped the non detectable laxative into Vox's coffee, flashing him a sweet smile as she handed him his drink, "Here, darling, made you a fresh cup."

Vox returned Velvette’s smile and took the cup, thanking her and bringing it up to his mouth. At least someone was treating him with respect, and the steam rolling off of the coffee was enough to leave a thin layer of fog on the surface of his screen, as if she’d dropped everything to bring it to him…he paused. Why was she being so sweet today?

…Was she about to ask him for some stupid favor? He should probably act busy before she could get the chance; he was not in the mood to go fix someone else’s problems today. “I haven’t even had the time to make myself a cup of coffee with all the product launches coming up and the meetings and final touches I’ve had to make to prepare for them, so I really appreciate this. I should probably get back to that soon, actually,” he half-truthfully announced, taking a long sip from the cup and looking at a random point beyond her, pretending to be lost in thought.

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Ur bb pics got leaked

https://www.tumblr.com/soul-rillo/784573046387359744/for-the-tot-vox-fans?source=share

“THAT’S. NOT ME. THAT’S NOT WHAT I LOOKED OR ACTED LIKE AS A CHILD. IGNORE THAT.”

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https://youtube.com/shorts/azLGtWzmxS0?si=n77cDx3jDJZHXmfr

Vox, if you worked at ross would this happen (yes i made the video)

He tried to keep a straight face, but couldn’t help but let out a laugh at how absurd the video was. “Heh. Yeah. Velvette would pull some immature shit like that…”

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“…So, no, I don’t think that bitch deserves another chance at-“

“…”

The broadcast ended abruptly at that point, but the last thing any of its viewers heard before it flashed to a ‘technical difficulties’ error screen was Vox’s echoing, agonized screams as the doll of him was burnt to death. Ouch.

For you. -Gives him a voodoo doll of Vox, alongside with some pins-

Use it however you want ♡

"Why, thank you!"

And he burnt this one too.

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Did you hear about the shark ghost?

It vanished into fin air!

“…”

He huffed at that joke in mild amusement, trying to play the sound off as an annoyed sigh. “Don’t. Bring that here. I don’t need a bunch of random sinners trying to impress me with awful shark puns.”

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You're ugly

Vox aimed an obviously fake sympathetic look at the heckler, bringing his hand up to his chest theatrically and gasping.

“I am? Ohhh, I see what’s happening here, you must be confused! You must be looking at your reflection in my screen…you poor, poor thing, I’m sorry you had to find out how everyone else sees you like this…”

He seemed satisfied with himself after that one. It was nice to go off on some random pathetic loser with all the other nonsense he had going on.

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For every vox in the multiverse shall get a bi shark

“Multiverse? Bi shark? What are you going on about-“

His eyes widened in vague recognition when he looked down at it. He grabbed the shark and repeated, “Oh, bi shark! Yeah, happy pride month…” He rotated it in his hands idly, occasionally glancing down at it and cracking a small smile. He didn’t comment on it further, though.

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*grabs his iPad head and downloads Roblox on it and starts playing*

Thanks Vox, you make a great device

“OH YOU S-ON OF A-A-“

The rest of his rant was garbled and glitch-filled anyways, but whatever he was trying to talk about before the game launched was now drowned out by whimsical Roblox music and sound effects. This is his life now, apparently.