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I know I don't use Tumblr anymore, but worth it to post this, cause this is straight up the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

Jamie asked: Yo, is this baby racist?

Yo, this little lady is a great citizen and is definitely going to achieve all her dreams. So dope.

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SORRY I STOPPED USING TUMBLR BASICALLY

I know I haven't been on in months, sorry. 

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DEMI I WILL APPLY TO BE YOUR STRAIGHT GIRLFRIEND

unjourdeplus:

Name: Clair

Height: 5'4"

Age: 16

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: redish brownish greenish blueish?

Smoking?: cigarettes

Drinking?: sometimes

Sexual Orientation: straight

Job: Dr. Mister President Clair

Education Level: high school

Favourite Disney Movie(s): Alladin, duh.

Favourite Colour(s): black, red, yellow, blue, gold, anything.

Siblings: 2 sisters

Tattoos?: someday

Piercings?: piercings in ears, 00 gauges, nose and septum

Religion?: none

Why I should pick you: TITTIES

Why you’re applying: cause I'm hella bored 

Perfect Date: one that does not involve date stuff. I hate mushy, romantic, cheesy bullshit. I'd rather have fun instead of thinking "what a fucking pussy" the whole time. I don't want to be obligated to have the balls in a relationship, so show me you're not lame on the first date.

p.s. DEMI IS A PROSTITUTE AND HAS THE HERP DON'T LET HER PENIS NEAR YOU

Girlfriend Application

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glassjarrr:

clair and i made a mockup for next season’s antm lineup. 

BEN IS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

also other Ben

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MUST OWN NOW

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CELEBRITIES WITH STEVE BUSCEMI'S EYES

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lol my mom loves this show

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New Rule

I'm not going to take any anonymous questions seriously. If you want to know something about me, I'm not going to tell you anonymously. Especially if you're someone I know personally. 

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more pics of u on here

right, cause I'm gonna put more pictures of myself online at an anonymous request, who uses the letter "U" instead of the word "you".

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Sorry I never post anything anymore.

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Unpopular Opinion:

Taylor Swift fucking sucks.

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Clair.

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well i'm pretty sure i haven't met anyone who listens to french folk music in their spare time... so i'd say "unique" is a pretty appropriate word.

YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER MET THE FRENCH

that wasn't supposed to be in caps sorry