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i really liked him in this outfit

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Man old Simpsons was Wild.

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hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

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what

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does anyone even like them anymore 💔💔💔💔

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Um hi i made a. John Doe Malevolent Design. I think.

He's. wolf coded to me?

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Ok I watched alot of Malevolent so here's the fanart I've made so far

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Hi, I'm into Malevolent now (after getting into TMA) what the FUCK.

wishing the gf to wtnv to ma pipeline more popular so I wouldn't be the only person watching welcome to Nightvale for the first time in the big year of 2024

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Hi, I'm into Malevolent now (after getting into TMA) what the FUCK.

wishing the gf to wtnv to ma pipeline more popular so I wouldn't be the only person watching welcome to Nightvale for the first time in the big year of 2024

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trogdor the really shitty and rushed sketch

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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hey man I just want to say that I wrote this on a whim but I am so absolutely appalled that people resonated with it and it made me extremely happy.

so I guess I can add that to the list of reasons to make art?

i draw so that a 15 year old years from now right out of her deltarune phase scrolling mindlessly for the next thing to draw during history class can perhaps, one day, see my art and say "fuck it lets watch (insert homoerotic show/podcast)"

i draw so that a 25 year old nonbinary person on a 5 minute break from work can scroll on Tumblr and say "people still watch homestar runner?" before mindlessly reblogging as there fingers were trained to do after a life of this.

i draw so that the teen boy who has to pretend to be homophobic around his friends can send the little pictures to his boyfriend because "you like that show right?"

i draw so that 6 years from now the woman I wish I would have had the chance to marry can go on my blog and find all my little pictures and laugh and say "you never changed, did you?"

i draw for my friend, T, who likes every post i make and comments on all of my tiktoks "i agree!" followed by some arrangement of shouting and fire emojis

i draw for my mother who doesn't quite understand what I mean when I go on frivolous rants on what happened in that show or game or podcast or book or fanfic but smiles because its rare she sees me so happy it simply must be shared, and so she says "That totally makes sense" in a sarcastic tone that to one might convey rudeness, but between us has a certain sincerity, a recognition of the mundane, and we laugh.

i draw for myself to look back and squeal giddy because I love the way it turned out

i draw for people who would be my best friend that I never meet because im too scared to comment on there posts

i draw for the people i have known as long as i can remember, the people i likely won't get to see until i die, because they like my art

i draw in spite of those who make me want to quit, i draw because i know they can't stop me, and I don't think they would want to

i draw in spite of my middle school sweetheart that I still text sometimes because I miss when we were friends

i draw in spite of people who called all my art rushed after hours of work

i draw for the boy I wished i would marry because I know he looks at the art I made of him and washes out the part of it that was me, so that its a hollow glass of his own self love, posted to his media pinned as a profile photo, claiming it's nothing but knowing that after it all, he hangs a picture painted by me in his room and my love will never leave his heart.

i draw for the man he will one day be when he pushes the things he did down to unpleasant memories, and he looks at that figure, and knows that at one point, he was loved enough for someone to make it.

i draw for the man one day I will be, looking through sketchbooks full of Homestuck ocs and Mario enemies with nothing but the indication of a smile as I'm flooded with all the love I had for so many things.

i draw for the man T will be one day, hopefully still a friend of mine, finding his silly notes disbursed through my notebooks. his doodles in pages perfectly reserved just for him. you know. cuz I love him.

i draw for the people who will pass my life only knowing the cool eye I was drawing in history class.

i draw for the girl who took up art after seeing the way I put pen to page

i draw for the family that cheers to see another work done by me

i draw for the people who will exist long after I have died so subtlety effected by the art had on so many other artists, so many people, even if they don't know my name, even if they will never see my work.

i draw because its fun and it helps me think and I like thinking of ideas and putting them onto paper and I like how the finished piece looks most of the time.

i draw

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I like human designs for the wtnv cast. Wrinkles, eye bags, greying hair, bald spots, hooked and flat and straight and button noses. I like designs that genuinely feel like some guy you'd see at a gas station when driving through a small town. where they have there oddities, extra eyes or limbs or tree branches, it's almost in a way that it's hard to notice because of your capacity to simply see a human as a human.

on the other hand, desert bluff citizens are filled with so much Botox. you can't convince me otherwise. placid smiling faces that are so creepily smooth and satisfying. whole town of plastic surgery.

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Istg I HAVE to see other people with the HC of physically disabled Cecil. The man has canes at LEAST, I personally think he's an ambulatory wheelchair user

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I like human designs for the wtnv cast. Wrinkles, eye bags, greying hair, bald spots, hooked and flat and straight and button noses. I like designs that genuinely feel like some guy you'd see at a gas station when driving through a small town. where they have there oddities, extra eyes or limbs or tree branches, it's almost in a way that it's hard to notice because of your capacity to simply see a human as a human.

on the other hand, desert bluff citizens are filled with so much Botox. you can't convince me otherwise. placid smiling faces that are so creepily smooth and satisfying. whole town of plastic surgery.