clevervonskelli
clevervonskelli
Clever VonSkelli's Maddening Medley
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Kelli - 🇨🇦 - Farm kid - PhD candidate . ART. BOOKS. COMICS. HISTORY. MOVIES. PLANES. SHOWS. SCIENCE. STATIONERY. 🔴 New Jersey Devils🏒 🔴 Arsenal FC⚽ 🔵 Team Gushue🥌
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clevervonskelli · 7 days ago
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clevervonskelli · 8 days ago
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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2025
REMAIN BRAVE.
skate flat stones across the river.
make my home a sanctuary, a shelter, a welcome resting place.
learn the first names and favorite foods of neighbors.
keep the windows open as long as warmth allows.
ask myself: will it make a good memory?
earlier mornings, longer walks.
remember I am not without my own seasons.
write recipes on paper. print photos out for framing. seek the tangible, the homemade.
speak out about harm when I see it done. leave room for learning, but never complacency.
one long summer drive to myself. an overnight somewhere new if possible.
let the candles burn through winter.
joy is not made to be a crumb, but a feast. arrive fork and knife in hand.
BE HOPEFUL, BUT ALSO IN ACTION.
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.
Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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Let’s create a “SAS Rogue Heroes” playlist together. 
🎶 🪂 When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen that remind you of SAS Rogue Heroes and publish them. Then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) (don't forget to tag @onyxsboxes so i can add your replies to the playlist) 🪂 🎶
You can include more or fewer songs (as you prefer), I'll collect all the replies and put them together in a playlist that I'll share in a week or so (I'll update it as I receive replies, so no rush and no pressure).
This sounds neat! Thanks @onyxsboxes
Here's my 5:
Bet on Beauty by Kingfishr
Blood Hands by Royal Blood
Me And the Dog by Sam Fender
Romance Dawn by Radkey
Sabotage by Beastie Boys
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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when you're a looney tunes character and you see Medusa in a short skirt
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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I am happy because everyone loves me
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool
via
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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hey sorry not to be an asshole but I saw someone say that a sports team posting about pride month was "pandering" and I need you to log off and touch grass because now more than EVER it's important that large institutions (and especially those that could easily be right wing like sports teams) show the fuck up for queer and trans people. especially trans people. so no it is not "pandering" to take a stand for a marginalized group of people that are currently under attack for trying to play sports. be so fucking for real
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clevervonskelli · 10 days ago
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awww
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clevervonskelli · 11 days ago
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Hi! This is going to sound genuinely insane but I've watched the movie Unbroken 10 times already and did not realise it was the same Jack O'Connell in SAS Rogue Heroes ( which I've watched twice already). I fear like this has triggered an existential crisis. I want to scream.
No, no, see it makes you totally sane because after multiple watches I can definitely see it being even harder to make the connection. In your heart and mind those are already Unbroken!dude and SAS!dude, two completely separate entities. Then the realization hits you like a freaking train and you question absolutely everything you thought you knew about this world. I'm here for ya pal. We'll get t-shirts and make a club of it.
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clevervonskelli · 16 days ago
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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime
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clevervonskelli · 21 days ago
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AGENT CARTER 2.05 “The Atomic Job"
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clevervonskelli · 21 days ago
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my hottest take
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