clitamancy

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today i almost started a fire in my apartment bc i left my magic wand plugged in and somehow turned it on by dropping a pillow on it and i couldn't hear it vibrating until i woke up from my nap and heard it thumping against my bedframe and i am mortified

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i'm transmasc but i'm a mommy dom. not in a mspec lesbian way but in a "tell mommy how much of a faggot you are for her, baby boy" way. in a caretaker queen way. does that make sense

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Of course I have a praise kink I was never validated as a child

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wanting to be forcefully hypnotized 24/7 is such a mood

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a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

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bear & i were joking about trying anal yesterday (joking because we're both queer men with IBS) and i woke up with horrible tummy pains this morning, so the universe is trying REAL HARD to prevent the pain & mess of me ever attempting anal

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just soakin 💦

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i'm luckier than most as a transmasc who's been on testosterone for so long, because if a dude can't find my enlarged thumbtip-sized clit, he's probably a mannequin i accidentally and drunkenly dragged home one night

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I think people's capacity to respond to trauma, fear, and general bad feelings by eroticizing them is genuinely pretty cool

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Can't believe "blowjobs are inherently oppressive" has once again graced my dash and leaves me wondering if anyone's ever given head the way it used to make my ex arch his back and curl his toes bc idk who's supposed to be oppressed here but it certainly wasn't me.

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i would get on my knees and beg brett gelman to fuck me in public, and that makes me better than any of you

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i'm dealing with some pain today and big bear went to rub my chest, but i thought he was just going to choke me and my eyes got real wide, and he stopped and got all deadpan, like "really"

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i am literally in a constant state of heat whenever he's around. he's so fucking sexy and i want him to rail me sooooooo badly 🥺🥴

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ughhhhhhhhdhdhgdjxhxbgxjshdhsd he doesn't even KNOW how crazy his kisses drive me. i want his tongue literally all the time

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i am so needy lately 🥺 i just want him pinning me down and kissing me. his kisses give me shivers, they feel so fucking good. and he's so nice and heavy on top of me, it's so comforting but exhilarating to know i can't move when he's holding me down. he's so fucking sexy and i want him to touch me and kiss me forever. 💛💛💛

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i got v high last night and blatantly propositioned my fiance several times when we got home and he was like "lmk when you're sober lmao"

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i'm so manic and horny tonight and all i wanna do is fucking french my boyfriend like one of those bitches from every romcom ever. i'm gonna lose my mind. i wanna fucking smooch that jackass and also deepthroat him and also also ride him like a goddamn COWBOY